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Postby Combs » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:24 am

I recently thought how funny it would be if 4kids tried to dub and broadcast Evangelion. Here's how some scenes would play out in my head:

Shinji drops Kaworu instead of card crushing him. He visits Kaworu in the hospital, and there are tears on hand instead of semen. B00b shot is removed.

Instead of the sex scene, the shot at the beginning of episode 22 is used and has Asuka replaced with Misato for some INTENSE HAND HOLDING, with Kaji being voiced by DAN GREEN.

How would an Evangelion 4kids dub be done if you got to direct?

Besides, I haven't done anything here in a long time. Knock yourselves out.
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Postby duexmachina » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:51 am

Asuka and Shinji's famous kiss scence would be removed and replaced with some very sexy hand holding.
So knives out.
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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:06 am

god, I can't even imagine what that travesty would be like...
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:05 am

Simple:
SPOILER: Show
The setting would be changed to America.
The names would be Westernized.
The weapons would be changed.
The plot would be re-written.
Various scenes would be re-written.
Religious references or scenes showing them would be cut.
Dan Green would voice Gendo.
Jason Griffith would voice Shinji.
The title would probably be altered.
Pen-Pen may have his name intact.
Tokyo-3 could be Manhatten Squared.
If the dub gets to the darker portion of the series or even halfway though it may turn into a massive cluster fuck like their One Piece and production on the dub will stop.
FUNimation would later get the license for Evangelion and redub the episodes.
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Postby tomrule123 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:07 am

NOOO! :asuka_geh: :fume: :fistshake:
STEP AWAY, 4KIDS! YOU ALMOST RUINED ONE PIECE (thanks to Funimation's rescue) BUT YOU WON'T BE TOUGHING EVANGELION!

YOU MUST DIE!
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:12 am

View Original Posttomrule123 wrote:STEP AWAY, 4KIDS!

You do know it was a hypothetical question, right?
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Postby esselfortium » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:54 am

I don't think much of anything after episode 12 or so would be airable at all unless they somehow hacked together "new" episodes using even more recycled footage than the actual show.

View Original PostGasmaskAvenger wrote:god, I can't even imagine what that travesty would be like...

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:39 am

View Original Postduexmachina wrote:Asuka and Shinji's famous kiss scence would be removed and replaced with some very sexy hand holding.


HAWT.
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Postby Guyver Spawn » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:35 pm

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:I don't think much of anything after episode 12 or so would be airable at all unless they somehow hacked together "new" episodes using even more recycled footage than the actual show.


This really, it would be like 4kids trying to dub FMA. It won't work out very well. I think some of the angels names would be change too.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:47 pm

They wouldn't be referred as "angels".
Either monsters, beasts, or aliens. Most likely aliens.
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Re: 4kids dubs Evangelion

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Postby Xard » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:09 pm

View Original PostCombs wrote:I recently thought how funny it would be if 4kids tried to dub and broadcast Evangelion. Here's how some scenes would play out in my head:


I like this idea.

Evangelion deserves its own Casey & Friends
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Postby SenorSquiid » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:16 pm

You guys are crazy. Dan Green would voice Asuka.
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Postby Sharaz Destler » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:27 pm

Hmm...while I wouldn't watch it, the thought of Mike Pollock as either Gendo or Kiel does have a certain appeal.
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Postby Guyver Spawn » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:35 pm

How would they dub EoE?
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:55 pm

They wouldn't even bother trying.
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:56 pm

The angels would be rewritten to be alien robots and would be controlled over something from another series using syndication techniques like with Voltron or Robotech. Adam would be considered the "Prototype". Lilith, Leliel, Bardiel, and Tabris would be gone entirely. Instead of eating Zeruel there would be a weird mind screw moment. Armisael would be just a giant sticky bomb with the conversation between it, Rei 2, and Rei 1 all cut. The series would end with eps 5 and 6 and Ramiel is an alien mothership.
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Postby SenorSquiid » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:19 pm

They could actually leave a lot of the 1st season intact. After episode 14 though things would get tricky and awful.
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Postby ran1 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:27 pm

It would be called Neon Hurr Durr and the Evangelions would compete in dance competitions against the angels where they would just loop images from episode nine over and over again.

It would also end on an awkward note at episode 13.
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Postby tehprognoob » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:37 pm

4Kids dub of EVA?
There's always Puchi-EVA... That'll work...
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Postby tomrule123 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:58 pm

View Original PostJoseph the PRPD wrote:You do know it was a hypothetical question, right?


You do know that what I said was a joke, right? Where's your sense of humor?

Even if 4Kids do the dubbing of EVA, I wouldn't watch it.
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