[CYOA]Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover: Evageeks Edition
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[CYOA]Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover: Evageeks Edition
YOU ARE Shinji IKARI, 14-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, PILOT OF EVANGELION UNIT-01 AND AMBIGUOUS BISHOUNEN. WHILST IN THE MIDDLE OF MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO THE UPSKIRT SHOTS IN NAUSICAA OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND, YOU ARE INTERRUPTED BY A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. LOOKING THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE, YOU FIND CRAB NICHOLSON, NOT WEARING MITTENS AND BEARING LARGE INTIMIDATING CLAWS.
DO YOU LET HIM IN? Y/N
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HAH HAH HAH WTF! This is awsome! What went through your mind when you were making this chee?
Let him in, let him in.
Let him in, let him in.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
How can you not trust that face?
Sure, come on in pal! Can I get you a drink?
Sure, come on in pal! Can I get you a drink?
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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YOU SEE NO HARM IN LETTING IN A CACKLING JACK NICHOLSON/GIANT CRAB HYBRID WHOM YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE. CRAB NICHOLSON ENTERS. HIS MIGHTY CLAWS GLISTEN. Misato WELCOMES HIM IN WITH A HEARTY "AH! SEMPAI!", LOOKING AS IF EXPECTING SOMETHING. CRAB NICHOLSON GREETS HIS KOHAI, AND HANDS HER A LOVELY PAIR OF MITTENS FOR COLOMBUS DAY. THE TWO INVITE YOU TO THE TABLE FOR A GLASS OF SCOTCH.
WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU:
A. REFUSE, SAYING YOU ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRINK
B. ACCEPT, WONDERING WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ALCOHOL THAT Misato PREFERS IT OVER ALL ELSE
C. STEAL THE MITTENS AND USE THEM AS A JIZZ SHIELD FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU DRINK IN THE FORMAL BEAUTY OF NAUSICAA'S PERFECTLY FORMED ASS CHEEKS
WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU:
A. REFUSE, SAYING YOU ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRINK
B. ACCEPT, WONDERING WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ALCOHOL THAT Misato PREFERS IT OVER ALL ELSE
C. STEAL THE MITTENS AND USE THEM AS A JIZZ SHIELD FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU DRINK IN THE FORMAL BEAUTY OF NAUSICAA'S PERFECTLY FORMED ASS CHEEKS
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B is clearly the correct answer.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
YOU FEEL LEFT OUT. IN A RARE MOMENT OF TESTICULAR FORTITUDE, YOU DECIDE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. AFTER ALL, WHO'S GOING TO KNOW? YOU TAKE A SIP. TASTES LIKE PISS AND OPRAH'S ASS CHEEK SECRETIONS. YOU AREN'T SURE HOW YOU KNOW WHAT EITHER OF THOSE TASTE LIKE. YOU REALIZE THAT OPRAH IS THE ANTI-NAUSICAA. CRAB NICHOLSON DARES YOU TO GULP DOWN AN ENTIRE GLASS OF SCOTCH. FEELING THE PRESSURE, YOU DOWN THE ENTIRE GLASS, FEELING THE BURNING STING OF ALCOHOL IN YOUR THROAT. YOU REFUSE TO TAKE MORE AT FIRST, BUT Misato AND CRAB NICHOLSON GOAD YOU ONWARD. YOU BEGIN TO FEEL EMPOWERED.
FOUR HOURS LATER, YOU ARE AN ELDERLY BLACK WOMAN AND ARE WEARING A BOWLER HAT MADE OF PENGUIN. CRAB NICHOLSON IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
RESTART/RELOAD/QUIT?
FOUR HOURS LATER, YOU ARE AN ELDERLY BLACK WOMAN AND ARE WEARING A BOWLER HAT MADE OF PENGUIN. CRAB NICHOLSON IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
RESTART/RELOAD/QUIT?
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Reload. I'm highly curious what the result of picking C will be.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
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