[CYOA]Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover: Evageeks Edition

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[CYOA]Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover: Evageeks Edition

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Postby chee » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:25 pm

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YOU ARE Shinji IKARI, 14-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, PILOT OF EVANGELION UNIT-01 AND AMBIGUOUS BISHOUNEN. WHILST IN THE MIDDLE OF MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO THE UPSKIRT SHOTS IN NAUSICAA OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND, YOU ARE INTERRUPTED BY A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. LOOKING THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE, YOU FIND CRAB NICHOLSON, NOT WEARING MITTENS AND BEARING LARGE INTIMIDATING CLAWS.

DO YOU LET HIM IN? Y/N

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:29 pm

I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING. :asuka_thumbsup:

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Postby NAveryW » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:31 pm

Maybe I'd let him in, if he didn't have BIG MEATY CLAWS.
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Postby Anti-Goth » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:36 pm

DO IT DO IT DO IT LET HIM IN GO GO GO
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Postby Sammaeloo » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:48 pm

HAH HAH HAH WTF! This is awsome! What went through your mind when you were making this chee?

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Postby NemZ » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:58 pm

How can you not trust that face?

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Postby esselfortium » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:31 pm

Let him in and ask if you can make him some tea!

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Postby Allemann » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:39 pm

Come in, Jack!

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Postby chee » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:10 pm

YOU SEE NO HARM IN LETTING IN A CACKLING JACK NICHOLSON/GIANT CRAB HYBRID WHOM YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE. CRAB NICHOLSON ENTERS. HIS MIGHTY CLAWS GLISTEN. Misato WELCOMES HIM IN WITH A HEARTY "AH! SEMPAI!", LOOKING AS IF EXPECTING SOMETHING. CRAB NICHOLSON GREETS HIS KOHAI, AND HANDS HER A LOVELY PAIR OF MITTENS FOR COLOMBUS DAY. THE TWO INVITE YOU TO THE TABLE FOR A GLASS OF SCOTCH.

WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU:

A. REFUSE, SAYING YOU ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRINK

B. ACCEPT, WONDERING WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ALCOHOL THAT Misato PREFERS IT OVER ALL ELSE

C. STEAL THE MITTENS AND USE THEM AS A JIZZ SHIELD FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU DRINK IN THE FORMAL BEAUTY OF NAUSICAA'S PERFECTLY FORMED ASS CHEEKS

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:12 pm

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Postby esselfortium » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:14 pm

Accept, of course. A drunken narrator can only make this story better.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:15 pm

B B B!
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Postby Allemann » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:12 pm

C.

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Postby Sachi » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:42 pm

View Original Postchee wrote:B. ACCEPT, WONDERING WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ALCOHOL THAT Misato PREFERS IT OVER ALL ELSE

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Postby NemZ » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:03 pm

B is clearly the correct answer.
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Postby chee » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:37 pm

YOU FEEL LEFT OUT. IN A RARE MOMENT OF TESTICULAR FORTITUDE, YOU DECIDE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. AFTER ALL, WHO'S GOING TO KNOW? YOU TAKE A SIP. TASTES LIKE PISS AND OPRAH'S ASS CHEEK SECRETIONS. YOU AREN'T SURE HOW YOU KNOW WHAT EITHER OF THOSE TASTE LIKE. YOU REALIZE THAT OPRAH IS THE ANTI-NAUSICAA. CRAB NICHOLSON DARES YOU TO GULP DOWN AN ENTIRE GLASS OF SCOTCH. FEELING THE PRESSURE, YOU DOWN THE ENTIRE GLASS, FEELING THE BURNING STING OF ALCOHOL IN YOUR THROAT. YOU REFUSE TO TAKE MORE AT FIRST, BUT Misato AND CRAB NICHOLSON GOAD YOU ONWARD. YOU BEGIN TO FEEL EMPOWERED.

FOUR HOURS LATER, YOU ARE AN ELDERLY BLACK WOMAN AND ARE WEARING A BOWLER HAT MADE OF PENGUIN. CRAB NICHOLSON IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

RESTART/RELOAD/QUIT?

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:40 pm

Eh, Reload. Let's see what happens if you refuse. :smirk:
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Postby Anti-Goth » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:45 pm

RESTART!
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Postby Sammaeloo » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:43 am

Reload. I'm highly curious what the result of picking C will be.
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Postby Sachi » Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:25 pm

View Original Postchee wrote:RELOAD
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