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Postby ran1 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:19 pm

After thinking about it for a time, I realize that Xard's "Little Girls You Want to Be" thread really does need a corollary.

In the spirit of misogyny, male chauvinism, and just general /a/ delightfulness, I nominate a Waifu thread marked by seriousness and depth of discussion as to why you want a anime, manga, or RL, girl to permanently locked into your bedroom/kitchen forever and ever.

My nominations:

Belldandy (Oh My Goddess!)

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Because she is awesomely dedicated waifu who makes dinner and rides shotgun on motorcycles and has magical powers and cute sisters.

Natsuki (Summer Wars)
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Because she's just so awesomely awesome and pretty and has the coolest family evar.

Rio (Sora No Woto)

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Because she's tsundere and every good waifu thread needs a tsundere.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:28 pm

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Postby Xard » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:28 pm

Rio is not tsundere :(

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I doubt she really wants kingpope's penis is what I mean to say. Poor Rio... :(


Anyway, I could swear there was thread like this before somewhere (in animu subforum) - oh wait, it was HAREM thread! I guess this is different enough

So, waifus eh?

I must think this one over, albeit I guess my answers will be pretty obvious for most semi-regular people...
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.

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Postby ran1 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:32 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:>> viewtopic.php?t=6835


I'm nominating RL fembots as well, though. I was just posting animu ones to start, but hey, if you want to bump it over to that thread, its fine by me.
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Postby Xard » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:33 pm

View Original Postran1 wrote:I'm nominating RL fembots as well, though. I was just posting animu ones to start, but hey, if you want to bump it over to that thread, its fine by me.


I support idea of keeping these thread separate even if only because my ideal Waifu is (unfortunately) 3D PIG DISGUSTING
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.

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Postby NemZ » Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:38 pm

Assuming Maya is bi this would be such an easy question. Smart, adorable, moral, loyal, caring, cheerful, stands up for herself, understands the big picture, doesn't fall for Kaji's bullshit... assuming you don't need her to back you up in a gunfight she's all a guy really needs.
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Postby Merridian » Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:11 pm

Sheryl Nome
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Fuck yea. Hot bod. Great voice (thanks to … that’s right, she’s so awesome she had two Japanese VAs). Relatable but spicy personality. Go to hell, Alto. You suck. Sheryl’s a good girl, a nice girl, a badass chick that stands up and sings songs that are so awesome that people die listening to them.

And I guess Gin Rei from the Giant Robo OVAs. And Maya's pretty cool, as NemZ mentioned.

And that’s all I can think of. Weird that I can come up with a whole list of little girls I want to be, but a rather small waifu list. I guess my problem is it’d just feel fucking weird sleeping or living with characters like this. Most of them are just off limits, period. Like Caska, or Misato. It'd be like committing some bizarre 2D form of adultery. :(

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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:46 pm

My anime waifu is Nono from Diebuster

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Postby Defectron » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:59 pm

Mine would be Chiri Kitsu and Haruhara Haruko.

I realize that Xard's "Little Girls You Want to Be" thread really does need a corollary.


Actually any girls I might write about here would most likely show up in that thread too.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:29 am

There are so few actual women in anime (the genre where 20-year-olds count as grannies) that my choice is quite restricted. There are a few who would be good for a short fling, or would be ego-boosting to have on one's arm (cute 21-year-old oyajicons FTW), but in the end it comes down to the one obvious choice

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Postby Fazmotron » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:55 am

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Postby Cypher » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:19 am

Kanzaki, Urumi

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Postby SaltyJoe » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:19 am

View Original PostCypher wrote:psychopathic genius with differently coloured eyes.

So basically, a female David Bowie... or just David Bowie, period.
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Postby Xeroko » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:41 am

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Postby Oz » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:57 am

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Postby Merridian » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:32 am

@Oz: 'sup Mugi? :lol:
Though I do have to admit, she was pretty adorable. Just... well... too young for me

Then again I just found out that Sheryl's supposed to be 17. wtf I thought she was intended to be 22 or something. Oh well "lolanime"

And I forgot to add Mayuko Chigasaki from NieA_7
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Postby Oz » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:07 pm

View Original PostMerridian wrote:cuz ABe.

Let's see where this kind of thinking takes us. Oh yes, Lain.
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:13 pm

I don't understand the point of this. But then again, I actually have a girlfriend.
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Postby ZapX » Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:13 pm

EGF, this is even more pathetic than normal for you.

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