Death of Issei
Yeah!! The last part!! First I would like to thank everyone who send me mail saying that they LIKE Hellstorm Evangelion!! I'm glad that I can entertane people and they like what I rite!! But to the people who sayed nasty stuff and were dicks, I have two words.........suck it!!! (I LOVE Degenration X!!!!)
Everyone was in Misatos house, Issei, shinji, Misato, Futski, Hyuga, Risuko, and Penpen. They were all sitting on the couches and chairs ready to hear Issei's story but issei wasn't sure if he wanted to tell them yet! Cuz he KNEW who the next demon woul be!!! And he would be the worst of them all.
"Issei issei tell us, who ARE you?!?!"
Issei gulped and fanned himself. Should he tell them? He didn't know? What to do, what to do, what to do.........then he tol,d them. "I am the 18th angel!!!!!"
Everyone went SD then and sayed "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Misato got up and sayed "But I thought they was only 17 of them?! Isnt that was the Dead See Scrolls sayed?!?!"
"Yeah, but God found out that Satan was about to attack the earth so he made me and sent me to fight. The devil has been our enenma for a long long time and we have to fight him using iour powers but then this is the final battle!!! Now we must protect humans from his evil!!!"
"But didn't ethe angels want to kill us too?! n Yeah they were sent to kill us!!!"
"No, but Gendo made them want to kill them cuz HE WAS A DEMON!!!! He was hired by the devil to do hisa work and he did it!!! He made the eva sand made his kids kill everyone!!!!! That's why Kaoru tryed to save humans by sacrfcing himmself." He say Shinji start crying. "I"m sorry Shinji!!!"
Shinji cryed "I KILLED KAORU FOR NOTHING!!!!"
"I'm so sorry SHINJI!!!" And then they kised and issei went on and sayed "so that's why Gendo wanted to kill all of then agnels and then he was gonna help satan destory the world!!! but then God sent me and I killed him now I just have to kill the devil!!! You see, Satan and Gendo were lovers and they were in love and they were goingto die together with the world!!!!! Thats why the devil'sbeing so agresive now!!!! AND ONLY WE CAN STOP HIM!!!!"
"So we have to back to hell?!?!?!" Hyuuga sayed, sad cuz he had just got Misato back from the demon, Moxart and wanted to get layed.
"NO We gotta wait cuz the devil'son his way here right now. I can feel him coming!!!!" Issei sayed and everyone gasped!!!!
The devil wasangry and he was ready to kick some little kid ass!!! He sat on his throne in hell and he looked at his hecnman Woodie. he asked Woodie "Have all my demons been killed on the battlefeld?!"
Woodie looked at him with his 1 eye and sayed "Yessssss, my masssssster!!!! Issssssssei, that damn angel kid hasssss killed off all of our ssssssoldiersssss. What are you gonna do about it, ssssssir?"
The devil stuck out his hand and sayed "Talk to the hand!!!!!!!" And a sil;ver hand made out of light cameout and strangled Woodie. Woodie screamed and shouterd as he was strangled and then he died. His head pooped off and blood stuck to the seeling.
"I will kill those kids and they will all die!!!" He sayed as he got out his SWORD Of EVIL!!!! Then he telepoted to earth and went down the street, killing everyone who passed by.
A man walking down the street saw the devil and sayed "OH MY GOD!!! It's the devil!!!!" And then the devil sayed "hahahahahaha!!! I will be the last thing you ever msee!!!!" Then he cut hin in half and his guts fell onthe floor and made a bloody mess. Then a women walked by him and sayed "It's the devil! I better call the police!!!!" Andf then he slaped her and cut her head off and stomped on her bones!!! Nthe devil is a bad motherfucker.........but he would get his just deserts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then Issei and Shinji werewatching Fist of The Northstar when a news broodcast interped and Shinji sayed "Damn it!!!! Ken was about to make Jaggi explodeded!!!!" But then the news broodcaster sayed "The devil is in Tokio3 and is killing everyone on the street!!!! The police tryed to stop him, but they all died!!!!!!" Then the new broodcaster exploded and his head hit the camerea and his blood went everywhere on it!!!!!! Then thedevil came on tv and pushed the body over and sayed "ISSEI!! Come and get me if you dare!!! I will rip you apart and you will die a bloody death and I will eat your kidnee!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!" Then he jumped to the left and and started killing people again.................
"HE'S insane!!!!" Shinji sayed.
Then Issei got into the closet and gotthe SWORD OF POWER!!!! And sayed "Lets go kick his ass!!!!!" Then Shinji got his gun and they ran off to the telelvision broodcasting sinter. The buses exploded so they had to run!!!
Issei and Shinji got tothe televisdion broodcasting station and say the devil eating a guys heart. He was wearing a red robe and high heels andf had a long beared that went to the floor and drug. Then the devil saw him and sayed "Issei!!! I will kill your gay ass!!!! I'm gonna make this room so ultraviolint!!" then he got out his sword out and sayed "YOU WILL DIE WITH THE REST OF THESE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE!!!!"
Then they swung they sword and they clashed and they did it again and they kept on fighting. Issei was kicked and the devil laughed when he say he hells go into Issei's crotch. Issei fell and the devil sent his swowrd into Issei chest and a glob of bloood came out of his chest and Issei fell on the ground and shook and died. Shinji cryed out and the devil laughed!!!!!!!
Then it was all quiet and and then Rei came out naked. She didn't have a expression on her face and then she got out and flew in a red cosmic light and sayed "You will not kill Issei!! I give my LIFE for him!!!!"
Then she exploded in a bloody mess and the blood splattered all over Issei like a tital wave. Then Issei's wounds healed and he got up and got his sword again! The devil looked at him and got worryed and sayed "It's time to fight using the children of LIILTH!!!" Then the devil grew HUGE and growled and sayed "Come and get me, pussys!!" So Issei levitated in the air and chanted "ANGELS, HELP ME NOW, BRING THE EVANGELIONS TO US!!!" Then Eva02 appeared and struck a pose as Issei flew into the entry plug and got ready to fight.
The devil ran tword Evangelion and Issei punched him in ther gut, thenj the Devil came back and swung at him and punched the Eva in the face. Issei shouted as he kicked the devil and he then got out his gun and started shooting the devil. Then the devil snarled and sayed "You bullets will not hurt me!!!" Then he started clawing at the Evas facve and Issei got mad and got out the prong knife and stabed the devil in the stomach and say him bleed. The devil screemed!! Then Issei sayed "ANGELS BEFORE ME, GIVE HIM A DEATH SO THAT THE PEOPLE HE KILLED WILL BE AVENGED!!!!!" Then the devils head exploded and his brain and pieces of his skull went flying everywhere and then his burst and blood came out his chest. Then his stomach opened up and his guts came spewibng out all over the floor Finally his whole body exploded and a foutain of blood went EVERYWHERE!!!!
Issei cheered!! Shinjii smiled!! It was all over!!!!! BUT..........................
At that moment, everyone heard a voice and it sayed "People of Earth, I am the Devil!!! Since I was killed by these little brats, I will show you no mercy!!! I will DESTORY THE WORLD and all of you will DIE!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!" Then there was a flash of light and world was on fire!!!! It was about to blow up!!!!
Shinji started crying and sayed "Is there any hope for us?!?!"
Issei sayed "Yes, there is!!!" Then he waved his hands and a magic door opened!!! "It is a door to heaven and I will bring everyone on earth here while the earth dies!! I will save EVERYONE!!!!!! Now, come on, Shinji!!!"
Shinji sayed "I love you, Issei!!"
The two kised and they hugged and went through the door. Then MILLIONS of doors opened up around the world and EVERYONE went thru them!!! The world blew up, but everyone was saved! The only thing from earth that spun in space forever was Evangelion-02 and Evangelion-01.................not even the devil could destory those!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
I rote this to make up for how short HELLSTORM EVANGELION parts 4 and 5 were.
Issei and Shinji were sitting by a lake, Issei was kissing shinjis neck when Shinji asked Issei a weird question. "Issei are you happy?" Issei looked at his love and sayed "Yes I am.....I am happy when I am with you."Shinji sayed "Yeah, but the worlds blown up and nothing is back there and wereall in heaven and were not doing anything!!!" Issei sayed "Yes but thedevil and your dad are both DEAD and no bad people exist and thinjgs are GREAT!~!!" Shinnji sayed "yeah but will we live like this in heaven forever?!?!?!" Issei noded and sayed "Yes" Then Shinji smiled and sayed "then I am happy!!!" Then they gopt up and went to the movies with Rei and Asuka.......AND PENPEN of course!!!!! THE END
Thanks go to............... MY BROTHER!!!!!!! For being really cool and helping me out with some of
the cool shit in this story and letting me watch EVA!!! And thanks for not telling our parents about this fanfic HUH?!?!
THE DIRECTOR OF EVANGELION!!!!!!!!! For making the most kickass anime series EVER!!! Even better than Fist of the North Star and Rounin Keshin and (GASP!!!) Vampire Hunter D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! fopr always teling me to try my best and allways laughed at me and my jokes!!!!!!!! JIMMY, KIMMY, TOSHI, AND EVAN!!!!!!!!! For being the cooliest frend I cold ever have!!! YOU GUYZ KICK SOOOOOOO MUCH ASS!!!! AND THANKS TO SHINNJI!!!!! For BEING the sexiest anime dude ever made!!!!! hahahahaha!!! I love him!!!! Also look for "Issei Strikes Back!!!" A new oneshot seriees coming SOOOOON!!
No, we probably won't look out.