[CYOA]Instrumentality!
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[CYOA]Instrumentality!
It is just another day. You've just made it to school. Classes have not begun yet so you decide to wander the halls. You are a little hungry so you go to the cafeteria and you eat breakfast at a table by yourself. You finish eating but you realize classes begin in 10 minutes. So you walk to class but someone blocks your path.
It is a friend of yours. His name is Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders used to be one of the kids who would beat you up and take your money back in Middle School. He also threw you in a garbage can filled with dirty used tampons. He also made you walk around in a pink tutu occasionally but at some point before going to High School you and Colonel Sanders became best friends.
Although you guys have become friends you do feel a little upset still about everything that happened in the past but you don't show it. You two talk about The Cleveland Show and Family Guy for awhile but you can't help but NOT forget about everything he has done and you want to get him back no matter what the consequences are this very moment.
What do you do?:
1) Say his mother is a Llama.
2) Tell him fried chicken sucks.
3) Take a pen out of your pocket and stab him in the neck.
4) Punch him in the stomach.
5) End the conversation by saying "I'll talk to you later. I have to get to class."
It is a friend of yours. His name is Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders used to be one of the kids who would beat you up and take your money back in Middle School. He also threw you in a garbage can filled with dirty used tampons. He also made you walk around in a pink tutu occasionally but at some point before going to High School you and Colonel Sanders became best friends.
Although you guys have become friends you do feel a little upset still about everything that happened in the past but you don't show it. You two talk about The Cleveland Show and Family Guy for awhile but you can't help but NOT forget about everything he has done and you want to get him back no matter what the consequences are this very moment.
What do you do?:
1) Say his mother is a Llama.
2) Tell him fried chicken sucks.
3) Take a pen out of your pocket and stab him in the neck.
4) Punch him in the stomach.
5) End the conversation by saying "I'll talk to you later. I have to get to class."
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3, I guess.
also, WTF?
also, WTF?
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strangest CYOA yet, because all I can wonder is...how does this fit into the EVAverse?
Satsuki Kiryuin wants you to turn that frown upside down...
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^ I think that this is CYOA taking place in an Instrumentality mind-trip.
Stab him in the neck not with a pen, but a Pen-Pen.
Stab him in the neck not with a pen, but a Pen-Pen.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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Also, this is Eva-related somehow, yes?
Yes. It'll come to fruit very soon.
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You are filled with rage when you remember all the crap that bastard Colonel Sanders put you through back in Middle School. So you tell him "I'll talk to you later. I have to get to class." You both go your separate ways but as he starts to walk, you stop. You reach into your pocket for a pen and you chase him, screaming like a maniac. "HYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You jump in mid air with pen in hand and before he can turn around completely you lodged your pen deep in his neck. You snap out of it and realized what you have done. You stabbed your best friend! Don't you remember that time he saved you from being raped? You feel terrible. You see Colonel Sanders stunned followed by falling to the floor. Is he dead!? Did he faint!? What have I done!? All these thoughts and more come to mind. I'm going to go to jail! They are going to break me!
You look at Colonel's body. You noticed that little blood is coming out since the pen is lodged in so deep. You also take into consideration that your school has no video cameras and for some reason the hallway happened to be conveniently empty. The bathroom is also right next to you...
What do you do?:
1) Leave the body.
2) Steal his wallet and then leave the body.
3) Dump the body in the bathroom.
4) Don't worry, feel happy, dump the body in the bathroom, and then steal his wallet.
5) Go to the principal and confess.
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4. Instrumentality is on its way. Even though you don't know its coming, might as well cause some chaos.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
Leave the body and wallet where they are, but take the pen with you. You'll want to wash that off and get rid of it somewhere far from here.
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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You know what? This is no big deal. I'm just over reacting. The douchebag would probably be bad news for some one in the future. YES! I was just doing my part for society. That's it! Yeah... You let out a chuckle that makes you sound and look like a jackass although you see a small spider and you scream like a five year old girl. Your lucky no one was still around to hear that, jackass.
You take his wallet out of his pocket. You look through and you see fifty dollars, a coupon for Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a gamestop giftcard. Out of the three you take the gift card and money.
You grab the body by the legs and drag it to the boy's bathroom. "Hello?" You say as you enter the bathroom to make sure no one is around. You open the last stall, you pick Colonel Sanders up by the collar and put him in the toilet head first as if you are giving someone a swirly. The pen you lodged into his neck popped out as it grinded against the toilet seat and as a result blood begins to just pour out of his neck. You see this in horror. "Oh my God!" and you being to vomit out whatever you had for breakfast all over Sanders' head as blood continues to pour out. You couldn't let Colonel Sanders die with dignity could you? You lock the door to the last stall, crawl underneath the door of the stall, and run out of the bathroom.
You are five minutes late to class. You run to class but you are amazed at how there was no one around throughout this whole ordeal.
Later:
It's not 5th period. You hear a scream. Could someone have found out? You hear multiple screams and odd noises. You run into the halls and you see very thick orange liquid. What is this? You crouch down and you to touch it with your fingers. You hesitate at first but you go all the way and taste. It kind of tastes like... tang? That's odd...
You turn around and you see a blue haired Japanese girl with red eyes. You yell because she startled you. "Don't sneak up behind me like that!" you say but she doesn't respond. She is just smiling at you and staring. "You are kind of creeping me out." You look past her and you see your teacher in front of the same girl. What the hell? Twins? You see the other girl touch the teacher and your teacher explodes into the tangy liquid! What the fuck!?
You have no idea what is going on and you fear for your life. You walk backwards but you stumble over a crowbar. You don't have time to worry about how it got there. The Japanese girl comes closer. "STAY BACK! STAY BACK!" you shout. You grab the crowbar fearing for your life.
What do you do?:
1) Smack her with the crowbar.
2) Stay in place and see what happens.
3) Get up and run!
You take his wallet out of his pocket. You look through and you see fifty dollars, a coupon for Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a gamestop giftcard. Out of the three you take the gift card and money.
You grab the body by the legs and drag it to the boy's bathroom. "Hello?" You say as you enter the bathroom to make sure no one is around. You open the last stall, you pick Colonel Sanders up by the collar and put him in the toilet head first as if you are giving someone a swirly. The pen you lodged into his neck popped out as it grinded against the toilet seat and as a result blood begins to just pour out of his neck. You see this in horror. "Oh my God!" and you being to vomit out whatever you had for breakfast all over Sanders' head as blood continues to pour out. You couldn't let Colonel Sanders die with dignity could you? You lock the door to the last stall, crawl underneath the door of the stall, and run out of the bathroom.
You are five minutes late to class. You run to class but you are amazed at how there was no one around throughout this whole ordeal.
Later:
It's not 5th period. You hear a scream. Could someone have found out? You hear multiple screams and odd noises. You run into the halls and you see very thick orange liquid. What is this? You crouch down and you to touch it with your fingers. You hesitate at first but you go all the way and taste. It kind of tastes like... tang? That's odd...
You turn around and you see a blue haired Japanese girl with red eyes. You yell because she startled you. "Don't sneak up behind me like that!" you say but she doesn't respond. She is just smiling at you and staring. "You are kind of creeping me out." You look past her and you see your teacher in front of the same girl. What the hell? Twins? You see the other girl touch the teacher and your teacher explodes into the tangy liquid! What the fuck!?
You have no idea what is going on and you fear for your life. You walk backwards but you stumble over a crowbar. You don't have time to worry about how it got there. The Japanese girl comes closer. "STAY BACK! STAY BACK!" you shout. You grab the crowbar fearing for your life.
What do you do?:
1) Smack her with the crowbar.
2) Stay in place and see what happens.
3) Get up and run!
Last edited by Joseph the PRPD on Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Smack her across the face with the crobar.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
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PRPD, you put hitting her with a crow bar as an option, why did you even bother listing anything else? As we all know there isn't a problem in the human condition that can not be corrected with crow bar of appropriate size and force.
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