Rape Rei!

[Reichu]

Instead we put feces where they properly belong--in a doujinshi.

Is Shamshel really a girl, by the way?

That was random.

Well, what do YOU think? Doesn't Asari-san know best? I guess you could speculate that "he" was being arse-rammed by Sachiel, but that leaves "his" erection unaccounted for... (And you know what having one's prostate poked does to a guy, right? Some men who have been arse-raped were left questioning their sexuality afterwards...) The most parsimonious conclusion is that Shamshel is, indeed, a girl -- with a body shaped like a penis, like that lady from Venus.

[Carl Horn]

For whatever reason, I think 'sex bots' are a very sick and depraved idea. All of those "humanoid facsimiles to be fucked" kinda creep me out. Great substitute for a meaningful human relationship, huh?

By the way, this very invention came up on Howard Stern this morning, in his inimitable style:

HOWARD: "Professor Ishiguri..."
ROBIN: "Professor Ishiguru—you better get his name straight, he's going to be your god soon."
HOWARD: "Have you seen this guy? It's like REVENGE OF THE NERDS! It's nerd squared! Look at all those gadgets he's got! Ah so! I am Batman! Utility belt! She's not bad looking. She's Asian, but she kind of looks like Penelope Cruz."
ROBIN: "They should get that guy to fix the tiles on the Space Shuttle. Just put breasts on them, and I can assure you they'll stay on."
HOWARD: "Hey, don't goof on that guy. That's important work. I wonder if my girlfriend would mind? I mean, that's not cheating, is it? Let's make a pact, guys. When we have sex with our robots, let's not ask permission."
ROBIN: "Women can now get pregnant on their own, and men are making their own women robots."
(at this point, not inappropriately, they play a sample of George Takei saying: "Young wet bitches.")

[DatDude]

I can't wite until sex bots get interactive enough to be linked to other sex bots over the net. This way you can have you sexbot control the actions of another sex bot being scewed by a partner online. Talk about cyber sex.

[Reichu]

I can wait. In fact, I hope I am dead by the time humanity gets that depraved.

[Mr. Tines]

Too late! The idea is so last century; now it's just engineering.

[Reichu]

:bites down on the end of her positronic rifle:

[DatDude]

Wow thats kind of sick, and I think I want next dibs on that rifle.

[Reichu]

Here, you can have the shoulder-mounted one.

[DatDude]

Here, you can have the shoulder-mounted one.

Lets just get soome hand grenades, and a bottle of JD and go out with a bang.

[sadsadshinji]

wasnt there some article about the feasibility of a positron rifle that basically stated that it would not have worked properly?

[Soluzar]

:bites down on the end of her positronic rifle:

I know you knew about this already... I'm sure I must have mentioned the word to you - it's such a lovely word. You can argue that the concept is horrible all you like, but it is a lovely word.

On a side note, when the hell did DatDude say he was a lesbian?

[KIC]

Getting back to the original first post, I think there's a greater chance of Rei raping Shinji than the other way around.

Rei doesn't seem to know much about "it" (that's 'sex', people), so she might just wonder why Shinji suddenly had something in his trousers that got erect and leaked some fluid... :P

[DatDude]

On a side note, when the hell did DatDude say he was a lesbian?

http://www.THAT-BOARD.com/

I forget what section though.

[Space Penis]

wasnt there some article about the feasibility of a positron rifle that basically stated that it would not have worked properly?

Positrons would have started annhilating with the electrons in the air as soon as they left the magnetic field accelerating them. "Akin to placing the barrel of a grenaded launcher against a wall and pulling the trigger repeatedly," I think it was likened to.

[Reichu]

Lets just get soome hand grenades, and a bottle of JD and go out with a bang.

[Vasquez]"You always were an asshole, DatDude."[/Vasquez]

:BOOM!:

I know you knew about this already... I'm sure I must have mentioned the word to you - it's such a lovely word. You can argue that the concept is horrible all you like, but it is a lovely word.

Um... what?

[JinKazama]

As for the original subject in question.

It probably was a setup, remember it was Risuko who gave Shinji the chance of spending some time together with Rei, and very possibly the whole time during when this little incident took place it had been surveillanced and taped, and for whatever reason Risuko would have done that it maybe was for science research reasons. Risuko's a science freak you know.

[sadsadshinji]

perhaps she had just wanted to make him uncomfortable and watch him squirm?
and of course there is surveillance, section 2 was probably next door

[chiefen]

But if Rei would have had some kind of "friendly" sex and have felt physical pleasure, don't you think it would have affected her in some way (even if it would just lead to masturbation) ?

[sadsadshinji]

I have no clue, but its quite possible that it would occur (if it feels good, she might feel like doing it again)

[chiefen]

I have no clue, but its quite possible that it would occur (if it feels good, she might feel like doing it again)

Exactly. She would actually want to do something. That's some progress.

This was one of the things the thread was supposed to be about. I never expected it to go into sexbots and stuff (on the other hand it's about Rei, so it's not that surprising, after all).


Btw, I love Eva Monkey's comment.
Negative attention is also a form of attention. ^^