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Postby Xeroko » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:03 pm

You are Alice Asherah, the lovely red-headed maid hired by Misato to take care of the mansion (read apartment) and Shinji while he battles the Angels and the troubles of daily life. In this adventure you can either help Shinji and his peers along their paths or sow the seeds of chaos and watch crazy things happen, the choice is yours. Your current standing will be reflected in each post as a gauge like this: Good ImageEvil. If the gauge reaches maximum good, Alice will turn into Xelica, the angelic persona of good, and if the gauge reaches maximum evil, Alice will turn into Sophia, the dominatrix-inspired persona of evil, each form opens up a different set of choices instead of the usual 1 good, 1 bad, 1 neutral.
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Having arrived at Misato’s mansion you unpack your things being extra careful not to disturb the sleeping residents in the other rooms. It’s around six in the morning, you have arrived extra early to make a good impression. Unfortunately you’ll have to wait until later in the morning to meet your employer and the cute Evangelion pilot that you have heard so much about.

The apartment is a complete mess, you only wish there was time to get to cleaning and all sorts of other maidly duties, but now is not the time and place. You take the unpacked things and make yourself at home, flip on the TV and wait for Shinji to wake up.

About an hour later Shinji stumbles through the door, clearly tired from yesterday’s battle with Israfel. He walks over toward the couch and jumps up when he sees you there.

“A-Asuka!? What are you doin-, wait a second, you’re not Asuka, who are you?”

1. You smile and say “I’m Alice Asherah, maid extraordinaire, at your service”
2. You grin and say “I’m your worst nightmare”
3. You get up and give Shinji a homemade cupcake and say “I’m a new friend, my name’s Alice, nice to meet you, Master Ikari”

Image Neutral Alice is neutral.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:07 pm

Slight typos but this is teh cute.

3 I say, give Shin-chan a cupcake. ^_^
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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:18 pm

Option Two!
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:25 pm

teh Cake is not a lie! Cupcakes FTW! Number three desu! :toothy:

EDIT: :doh: I meant three. :redface:
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Postby Rock-Slash » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:32 pm

A vote for Evil Moe Maid please. That means 2

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Postby trueno_twentyone » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:00 pm

It would be mean to say she's shin-chan's worst nightmare...the cupcake would be nice.
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Postby Xeroko » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:18 pm

One evil Alice coming up. +1 Dark side points (I would change it due to GGSS's vote change but I already wrote this so nyah!)
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You grin and say “I’m your worst nightmare”

“Wh-what!? You're starting to scare me!” Shinji replies, clearly distraught.

You get up and wrap your arms around him and say:

“My name’s Alice and I’m here to make sure you behave while I live here, Misato hired me because I know how to get the job done.”

Shinji tries to throw you off while blushing, you let him go as Misato walks into the room.

“You must be Alice, the maid I hired, I hope you take good care of Shinji and the apartment while I’m not around.” She says as she shakes your hand.

“Oh, don’t worry I will” You reply, grinning at Shinji as you say this. You can see him looking at you in complete disbelief as if this was not happening.

“Well, I need to head over to NERV, Shinji will help you get acquainted with the place while I’m gone, bye!” Misato says as she rushes out of the room.

You turn to Shinji and…

1. Ask him if he would like a cake or any other kind of baked good
2. Your choice, just make it funny and evil >=3 (The more evil, the more the gauge moves)
3. Tell him “I was just kidding, I’m Alice Asherah and I’m here to watch over you all while keeping the mansion clean!” and pat him on the shoulder.

Image You have begun down the dark path…
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Postby Legendary » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:19 pm

1, of course.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:20 pm

1!

To quote Strong Bad:

Strong Bad wrote:You said you'd bake us a cake!
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:24 pm

Can we do a mixture of 1 and 3? If not do one. Then tell him you were just screwing around. :shinchair:
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Postby Sachi » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:26 pm

Number 2. "Now where did you say the kitchen utensil's were? I'm going to need a butcher knife. >:D"
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Postby NemZ » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:51 pm

Offer to make a delicious, fluffy cake... Angel food, perhaps?
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Postby Xeroko » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:18 pm

Cake and assorted pastries ftw! No light or dark side points gained
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You turn to Shinji and ask him if he would like some cake.

“Uh…sure I guess so, you can cook Alice?” He answers

You run into the kitchen (which somehow has a newly baked cake in the oven) and remove a beautiful cake. You walk over to Shinji and cut him a slice, which he graciously takes and eats.

“Oh my, this is absolutely delicious, what did you put in it?” He asks

1. “Lots of sugar and love, just for you Shinji-kun <3 <3” You say with a warm hug.
2. “PCP, Angel Dust (read angel food)” You say with a deep laugh.
3. “Oh just the usual, some eggs, sugar, milk, and my magic maid powder!” You say with excitement.

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Postby Legendary » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:19 pm

One again.

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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:19 pm

THREE!
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:20 pm

3 just to get a reaction from him. :nod:
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Postby Sachi » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:20 pm

Xero102 wrote:2. “PCP, Angel Dust (read angel food)” You say with a deep laugh.
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Postby Themaninblack » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:29 pm

“PCP, Angel Dust (read angel food)” You say with a deep laugh.
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Postby Rock-Slash » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:31 pm

read angel food

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Postby MatrixRefugee » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:37 pm

Legendary wrote:One again.


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