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Postby CyberXIII » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:39 pm

I decided to create one of these, mostly because I looked down and noticed I was wearing Shinji's casual outfit.

Anyway, when did you realize this was an obsession?
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Postby Sachi » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:41 pm

The moment I joined [url]http://www.evamonkey.com[/url].
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Postby Natsuka_Chie » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:43 pm

Hum... when I started searching about 50 google pages, looking for images of Evangelion, and... let me see.. when I started to be just like Asuka, you know, bitchy and bossy x.x
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Postby scarmullet » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:49 pm

When you start to form correlations between Shinji and James Bond just from 1 similar shot.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:57 pm

You know you are obsessed with Eva when...

-You are always on this forum
-Collect tons of merchandise
-Buy all forms of the DVD collection.
-Have from 20 gigs to 500 gigs to maybe even a terrabyte of Eva crap on your hard drive. Including Fan art, official art, wall paper, hentai, doujin, and hentai doujin.
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Postby DatDude » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:14 pm

Your name is arron clark :P
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Postby Psychodrama » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:43 pm

When I read through ALL of the threads in the Evangelion Discussion forum. :nyao:

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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:59 pm

-when you start noticing that songs you like can somehow fit in Eva themwise
-when you make several key characters of the series in various video games with a Create a Character feature (I made a flawless Gendo in Rock Band 2, along with a fairly good Rei)
-being a member of the forum
-when you actually began to think of alternate theories, interpretations, conceptions, situations & stories for each character
-when you're willing to shell $25 for a physical copy of one of the various soundtrack albums of the series (I plan to order "The Birthday of Rei Ayanami" around christmas time)
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Postby NemZ » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:12 pm

You start analyzing characters in other completely unrelated stories in terms of "like Gendo, but..."
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Postby Synapsid » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:24 pm

You start to pour over certain aspects of a character’s personality and designs. :sweatdrop:
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Postby NemZ » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:33 pm

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and reverse certain aspects to taste...
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Postby DatDude » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:49 pm

Write fan fiction thats more real to you then the show
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:14 pm

You have 4000 posts on EvaGeeks...

...uh-oh...
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:26 pm

When you have sat on an Eva panel with Eva Monkey himself "Loved it!" Took what you learned, ran your own Panel and got others hooked on it. You tend to see Eva in everything you do, all your friends have the personality's of the characters they cosplay as. You dream and like it more then the real world.
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Postby Holy Diver » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:28 pm

If you have posters, statues, models, action figures, or anything Eva related hung around the walls of your "Geofront" (that's code for one's basement, bedroom)...

If you know who "Shinjiko" is...

If you've been on That Board...

If you've faped to anything on That Board...

If you perfer watching the sub over the dub...

If you've joined this site...

If you've answered yes to any of these then...

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Postby Sammaeloo » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:30 pm

When you've had a dream when you were Unit-01 during the Sachiel battle, and you were mad when the dream ended.
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Postby Sachi » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:31 pm

Eva Yojimbo wrote:You have 4000 posts on EvaGeeks...

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Oh snap!
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Postby Natsuka_Chie » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:31 pm

Holy Diver wrote:If you have posters, statues, models, action figures, or anything Eva related hung around the walls of your "Geofront" (that's code for one's basement, bedroom)...

If you know who "Shinjiko" is...

If you've been on That Board...

If you've faped to anything on That Board...

If you perfer watching the sub over the dub...

If you've joined this site...

If you've answered yes to any of these than...

SPOILER: Show
Congratulations, you're an Evageek. Here's your special hat and armband emblazoned with the Nerv symbol to be worn at all times to distinguish yourself from the rest of society. We also have special housing units to separate you from said society.



Oh crap, I've answered YES to almost all. Am I sick? :woohoo:
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:55 pm

If you are at this very moment in time sitting in a dorm room with an Asuka cosplayer watching her attempt to eat chicken and failing while complaining to you about the sauce and telling you to do the dishes and take the trash out.

If you went to an Anime club and one in a million they happen to show NGE and you sat and watched as others who have never seen the show gazed in confusion at what they were looking at.

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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:57 pm

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