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Postby Xeroko » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:02 pm

This is the place to discuss all things awesome (read Vegeta 20XX), hosted by the lovely maid of egf, Xero102! ITT we talk about the awesome things our great eminence has done in his escapades on the forums. His adventures as the shining knight of EGF inspire us all even in our darkest moments, he is the bright shining paragon of EGF and all things moral.
Join us in our worship of the great one. Discuss.
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Postby DatDude » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:09 pm

Umm what now sparkle face? Your lips are moving buy like cops lawyers and gw bush nothing is coming out but jibberish.

Are their any jibbers in the audience that can translate this for me?
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Postby Eric Blair » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:10 pm

will there be cake and coffee?
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Postby Sachi » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:11 pm

Oh, the way he so innocently speaks his mind in the most modest manner, not afraid to go that extra distance! Why, his honest, child-like innocence astonishes even I! Veg 20XX, shine us all with your glorious magnificence! I want to believe! Believe that what I believe now is wrong and twisted, and that I can sift through the darkness and see what is right! Guide me, show me, escort me to the path of total enlightenment!
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Postby Xeroko » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:13 pm

Eric Blair wrote:will there be cake and coffee?

Of course, as the cake baking maid of EGF, there will be all kinds of cake and coffee served.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:15 pm

I'm sure the cake isn't a lie. :smirk:

Vegeta 20XX is what we should all aspire to be. He is an inspiration to us all and he is the biggest thing since Jesus Christ! He is a very bold man whose words knows no bounds! He isn't even afraid to go the extra mile and ask for cyber-sex. Women want him and men want to be him! Even Chuck Norris and CNR bows down to his greatness!

I'm sure his power level is well over 9000 also. Isn't it Vegeta20XX? Isn't that what the scouter says?
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Postby Eric Blair » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:15 pm

Very well... let us sit, and discuss.

I first met Vegeta 20XX on a whimsical summer day while studying boring classic literature in Latin and Greek in Eaton, and his relationship with me would forever change the way I see other people in life.

He is the light that shines on me and beckons me to be and do what I am and do.
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Postby esselfortium » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:15 pm

The sheer quality of posting demonstrated by Vegeta 20xx is truly an inspiration to us all -- so much so, in fact, that I regularly feel too intimidated to even attempt reading threads in which he's made his presence known.

Those of us such as myself who are too weak to withstand the idea of an Evangelion without happiness are perhaps not unreasonable in our fear of vehement anti-shipping attitudes such as his own. Vegeta's self-proclaimed preference for the "my face/your fist" relationship pairing shows the true courageousness and independence in his persona, something that perhaps one day we may all be confident enough to strive for.

It's comforting to know that there are others who feel similarly, and I hope that by putting together this fanclub we will be able to overcome our personal fears and inadequacies by way of our combined strengths.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:21 pm

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Postby Defectron » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:33 pm

I remember Vegeta, I remember we were in China, Vegeta was pretending to be some guy who looked like Jet Li so he accidently ended up getting forced into this tournament where he had to battle against all these foreigners to prove that chinas martial arts are the strongest martial arts in the world even though he wasn't Chinese. He was fighting Dracula, Blackula and the son of kong. He screamed to the heavens that he was really chuck norris dressed like Jet li to intimidate them, but it didn't work because none of them used the internet enough.

Things were rough, his back was against the wall so I decided to bale him out after I finished eating some of those yummy chinese buns. Belgistan, Hindustan and Wapan had all secretly arranged for him to die, they had poisoned his herbal tea. And given that he wasn't Jet Li and only looked like him due to plastic surgery he would probably die even worse. It was up to me to get him out of there.

The son of Kong was trying to eat his face so he didn't see me coming as I leapt past the fourth wall. I came in there and drove a rusty railroad spike into the back of the damn dirty apes skull causing him to puke his brains onto his face before shouting "You can call me william the bloody bitches! Because my poetry is bloody awful!". Dracula and Blackula were still left though. But they were no match for my Hattori Hanzo sword, I cut off Blackulas afro and then threw it in Draculas face to distract him before cutting off his dong. George Bush, Al Gore and Windows Mojave were on the move, they didn't expect any interfernece in the tournament of Imperialism! But I wouldn't let them escape, leaping over the gaurd rail I attacked ina blaze of fury, each one fell to my blade. Xerxes would have none of this though, no mere spartan could defy him! He called forth his oliphonts! This battle was too much for a mere human to handle to defeat them I had to evolve into my ultimate form, a giant naked tentacle girl!

Attacking, I ripped the oliphonts apart with my tentacles covering the scene in a red afgan of blood! But we weren't out of it yet!

Realizing that she had no chance of defeating me ina physical Battle Dong Ami invited me over to her house to watch a bad movie. We watched some piece of crap thats currently making alot of money in the hteaters. After the credits rolled that movie was so horrible I was about to eat her face with my tentacles, but she then went on to explain that no matter how good a movie is , it can almost never compete with something that was bad. It was true, she had won, or so it seemed! But just as all hope seemed to be lost Fuura suddenly popped out from under the couch cusiuons and said

"There can't be so many bad movies so close to me! Those movies are just special, like the man who talks to himself and twitches, he's not bad just special! That's why special movies make so much money!"

Dong Ami had been defeated by her logic! She melted into a puddle of cake and fries before our eyes! The battle was over and we had completely forgotten about Vegeta who had gotten kidnapped by phone poll gang

To be continued...
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Postby Sachi » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:37 pm

... Can I be part of the Defectron Fanclub too?

EDIT: Anyways, I've come to the startling realization that, like most great heroes, Veg cannot get the praise he properly deserves until he's dead. In order to worship our savior, we must first kill him in a way that is most fitting for a hero of his stature. Veg 20XX, I love you, so that is why we must kill you. So Xero, Essel, Def, Eric and PRPD, how can we honor our messenger of God with the most fantastical death that we can deliver?
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Postby Sammaeloo » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:44 pm

I admit whenever I see Vegeta 20XX's name on the forum name list or on the recent posts, the first thing that comes to my mind is, "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!" Every time I see it, "Vegeta!", in Nappa's voice pops in my head.
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Postby esselfortium » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:47 pm

Sachi wrote:Anyways, I've come to the startling realization that, like most great heroes, Veg cannot get the praise he properly deserves until he's dead. In order to worship our savior, we must first kill him in a way that is most fitting for a hero of his stature. Veg 20XX, I love you, so that is why we must kill you. So Xero, Essel, Def, Eric and PRPD, how can we honor our messenger of God with the most fantastical death that we can deliver?

Very carefully?

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Postby Defectron » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:50 pm

.. Can I be part of the Defectron Fanclub too?


Of course, We arent so exclusive as to limit our membership. Our benefits are as vast and wide as the ocean itself!

And the first rule of the Defectron club is You do not talk about Fight club, the second rule of the defectron club is you do not talk about fight club, the third rule is never feed mogwai after midnight!

EDIT: Anyways, I've come to the startling realization that, like most great heroes, Veg cannot get the praise he properly deserves until he's dead. In order to worship our savior, we must first kill him in a way that is most fitting for a hero of his stature. Veg 20XX, I love you, so that is why we must kill you. So Xero, Essel, Def, Eric and PRPD, how can we honor our messenger of God with the most fantastical death that we can deliver?


Maybe attack him witht the finger shrimp fromt he Honey & clover OP?

The only problem is that if he dies I won't be able to go on wacky adventures in china saving his butt from the persian empire anymore.
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Postby Lucretius » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:52 pm

I remember when Vegeta20XX and I used to skinny-dip in the watering hole behind old man Wilson's place. I'll never forget that magical summer.

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:55 pm

Sachi wrote:how can we honor our messenger of God with the most fantastical death that we can deliver?


Have Frieza use the Death Beam on him. [/Dbzreference]

This thread is doomed. To bad he isn't online at the moment.

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Postby Defectron » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:09 pm

After escaping the phone poll gang Vegeta went on the run, he went into hiding enroling in Ame no Kisaki school for girls disguised as Kanako Miyamae, tying up the real kanako and throwing her intot he basement where all the crashed race car drivers lived.

At last maybe...just maybe he would find his true love as he roomed with the beautiful blonde Mariya Shidou, but was there more to this girl then met the eye? However little did he know that a terrible curse was following him, it never forgave and it never forgot....because it was a ghost eliphant and elephants never forget! And with every victim it took a new curse would be born! What a terrible fate awaited him!

Meanwhile Defectron was hard on the case of bailing Vegeta out of his current predicament.

After signing several autographs for the defectron fanclub and not talking about fight club, Defectron went on to have some hot girl on tentacle girl sex with Fuura until she inexplicably evaporated. After that dissapointing end Defectron decided to procastinate a little bit more before going to help Vegeta talking about lots of weird crap on the EGF irc and making Fazmotron say "ugh".

Will our hero survive the grudge of the ghost oliphont? Will Kanako meet batman and Arttung Affun IN THE BASEMENT? Will defectron ever get to the end of girl on tentacle girl lesbian sex without the other girl evaporating?

The answer is maybe!
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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:10 pm

Last time I tried an enlightenment thread, it got locked.

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Postby AchtungAffen » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:47 pm

Veg is a wonderful person who thinks that a true balance between the private and public spheres is necessary to do what true human beings should be doing. And that is: working to diminish human suffering, pain and death. He knows that a very powerful state will get corrupted. He also knows that a microstate is doomed to fail as it can't work as a true counter-balance against corporate power. Veg is no libertarian, and I respect him for that. Keep up the fight man! Millions of the world's dispossesed are counting on you!
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:54 pm

:| ...Bitches be trollin'. This is pretty faggy even by egf standards. (Seriously, you guys should know better.)
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