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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:47 pm

Gaghiel the great aquatic Angel skulked silently beneath the waves, as the United Nations superfleet above him lurked, barely aware of his terrible presence.

Gaghiel had no reason to bother very much, did he? His sonar could pick up every single ship above, and his radar could detect Adam's embryo somewhere vaguely in the middle of the formation. The multitude of warships was disrupting his returns, but he'd be able to find the one with the embryo soon enough.

Sneaking underwater, invisible to both radar and sonar, was a Russian Project 705 submarine with a single pilot on board: the intrepid Mops 118, aka Dzhosyelin.

Dzho was a fat little pug that had had military training in a number of matters. As the pilot of the submarine, she watched as Gaghiel started off on a rampage, attacking warships from below and blowing them up. She could also see, via periscope, Eva-02 starting up and getting ready to fight the attacking Angel.

She had to figure out what to do next.

1. Keep watching the madness.

2. Butt in and assist Eva-02 in fighting the underwater monstrosity.
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Postby Legendary » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:47 pm

Butt in. Eva-02 is nowhere near as good as Puggie Wuggie.

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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:49 pm

No clue what this is. :sweatdrop:
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Postby NemZ » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:52 pm

puggie wuggie?

eh, for the lulz i say butt in for great justice.
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Postby esselfortium » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:57 pm

I have no idea what's going on, but...butt in I suppose!

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Postby BobBQ » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:58 pm

Numero dos, por favor.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:59 pm

Part Two coming up. Watch this space.

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Dzho decided to move in and deal with the Angel menace. Slowly, skilfully, the ultra-intelligent extraterrestrial pug turned the three-thousand ton attack submarine in the direction of the combat, which had gone all the way to the deck of the aircraft carrier Over the Rainbow.

Dzho's sonar detected Eva-02 falling into the water and staying immobile, with the Angel rushing towards it. Several seconds later, the Angel bit into Eva-02. Dzho turned the submarine's lead-bismuth reactor on full power and headed towards the Angel at full speed, arming all weapons as she did. The surface warships would notice her submarine: but it wouldn't matter at the moment. They had an Angel to deal with.

Dzho had a set of options available to her in dealing with the attacking Angel:

1. Use the submarine's titanium bow to ram the Angel's face. POW!

2. Torpedo the Angel up its rear. That would make it release Eva-02...and hurt a lot, too!

3. Use the submarine's retractable mechanical arm to beat up the Angel. Biff! Baff!
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:00 pm

I am surprised, REALLY SURPRISED, that no one has made a CYOA Pen-Pen at this point.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:05 pm

Make a Pen-Pen CYOA yourself, dude. This is about puggie-wuggie. (She'll see Pen^2 soon enough)
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Postby Legendary » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:06 pm

Two! Anal humiliation is fun if you're causing it!

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Postby BobBQ » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:08 pm

What Legendary said.

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Postby NemZ » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:08 pm

3 is amusing.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:08 pm

# 2! Attacking it up the butt sounds hilarious.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:15 pm

Dzho's paws work the controls as she loads and fires a "bumbuster" torpedo. The torpedo charges at a good fifty knots, buries itself in the Angel's rear and blows up, causing a huge burst of gas to escape from the Angel's mouth, freeing Eva-02. Now that Eva-02 is free to fight, what does the pug do?

1. Torpedo Gaghiel in the mouth and blow up the core. That's the end of another Angel.

2. Make it eat a nuclear depth charge. Badaboooom!

3. Give Eva-02 an N2 torpedo to toss into the big fish's mouth. Less radioactive and less messy.

4. Run away and let the fight continue as it must.
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Postby Legendary » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:17 pm

1. There's really only so much awesome we can get away with.

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Postby NemZ » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:22 pm

3, because sharing is caring! :boingy:
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Postby esselfortium » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:23 pm

3!

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:25 pm

2.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:31 pm

Since there seem to be a few divergent opinions this time around, I think I'll wait a little longer.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:40 pm

Numba 1.
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