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Postby Themaninblack » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:09 pm

Vegeta 20XX wrote:*bangs head against wall for lack of responses to his ad*

The Pen-Pen part was...unexpected, to say the least...

Also, is it just me, or did everyone start avoiding my CYOA right after I changed the name?



I will be making responses to both actually. And Notice I called Misato "Penguin Lover" and have made numerous referees in the past to Pen Pen being a rapist. Its called a Brick Joke, and I waited as long as I could before the brick fell back down.

There is an alt punchline, and I'll put it up with with another reponse to a dating Ad
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:21 pm

I bet Pen-Pen would sneak on Misato's profile and harass Shinji like some crazy stalker. Imagine Pen-Pen watching Shinji from around corners.



OT: I had an idea for a CYOA. I'm not up to managing one so I thought I would share the idea for someone to use. Just thought I would throw it out there if someone wanted to use it or to use the concept.

In the CYOA the characters have swapped personalities.

Shinji has Asuka's personality: Shinji is full of himself and likes to show off to get people's attention. Also taunts Asuka and flirts with her.

Asuka has Rei's personality: Asuka is quiet and rarely expresses herself.

Rei has Shinji's personality: Rei does what people tell her and likes to avoid close social contact.

Misato has Ritsuko's personality: Misato is a serious worker, and keeps lots of cats in her apartment.

Ritsuko has Misato's personality: Ritsuko likes fun and is a drunkard.

Maya has Aoba's personality: Maya is cynical and likes rock and roll and plays with her air guitar.

Hyuga has Maya's personality: Hyuga is shy and admires Fyutsuki greatly...greatly...

Aoba has Hyuga's personality: Aoba is a nerd and likes to read manga on break.

Toji has Hikari's personality: Toji is conservative, serious and strict.

Kensuke has Toji's personality: Kensuke is a jock in a nerd's body who loves sports.

Hikari has Kensuke's personality: Hikari is a nerdy girl who likes electronics and war related stuff.

Everyone else is the same.
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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:57 pm

Sammaeloo wrote:Shinji has Asuka's personality: Shinji is full of himself and likes to show off to get people's attention. Also taunts Asuka and flirts with her.

Asuka has Rei's personality: Asuka is quiet and rarely expresses herself.

Rei has Shinji's personality: Rei does what people tell her and likes to avoid close social contact.


I actually had a similar idea, though with Rei having Asuka's personality and Shinji having Rei's, leaving Asuka with Shinji's. Needless to say, I never really elaborated on it, though it had a lot to do with Soviet Russia.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:10 pm

*laughs insanely*
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Postby Adekis » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:28 pm

Reponse to ad for
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Name: Kensuke
From
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Name: Rei
I believe I would like to get to know you. Meet me at (X Restaurant) at (X TIME) if interested. I will be wearing a white button-down shirt with black pants.

Reply from Kensuke
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Sure, I guess I'll meet you there. I'll be wearing a black t-shirt with blue jeans.

Message to Kensuke from
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Rei: I enjoyed our date. Perhaps you would like to go see a movie some time.

Reply from Kensuke
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Yeah I did too. Let's go to (X theater). What do you think of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Spiral Stone Chapter?

Reply from Rei
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I would like that. I will be there.

Reply from Kensuke
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That was really fun. That movie was awesome. Do you think you might want to... y'know... be a little more commited?

Reply from Rei
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I would like that.

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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:30 pm

Shinjis uniform? Are you sure its Rei or is it Onna Shinji RiAO? :lol:
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Postby Adekis » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:38 pm

No, no, I just figured I'm tired of her wearing that same outfit all the time, let her wear pants for a change, y'know.
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Postby MatrixRefugee » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:50 pm

Rei/Kensuke... I think I have a new 'ship that I won't really admit to...
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Postby Adekis » Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:54 pm

Then my evil plan has been successful...

MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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Postby GoatMan » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:14 pm

I always thought a Rei/Kensuke pairing would make sense. Toji is just too "Oh no, my sister is blah blah blah", Shinji... well... do I need to explain more? As for Kaworu, that whole end of the world thing usually is a major turn-off.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:19 pm

GoatMan wrote:I always thought a Rei/Kensuke pairing would make sense.
x/Kensuke is usually a "use up the leftovers" pairing after the fashion of

  • Shinji/your girl of choice
  • Toji/Hikari
  • Kensuke/that other bitch
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Postby trueno_twentyone » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:36 am

I feel sorry for Kensuke. Poor kid, always left out.
But for me, a Shinji/Rei paring is a win..
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Postby Saintest » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:29 am

Orientation does not mean what you think it means.

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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:15 am

Name: MP Evangelion Unit-07-15
Orientation: redhead necrophilia (preferred), restrained wimps, lance-dancing (preferably all three at once)
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Comments: Preferred: Any female 14yo redhead piloting a giant red and orange artificial human tolerating nibbling and occasional death by sharp-teethed red-lipped creature. Wimp in purple horned artificial human will also do if redhead unavailable. Lance-play required.
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