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Orientation: Straight... I think
Also known as: Idiot
Occupation: EVA pilot
Hobbies: SDAT, playing cello, masturbating
Comments: Um... I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to put here... It's probably pointless anyway. Nobody ever responds to these. I just want someone to talk to since Father won't pay attention to me, I can't look at Rei anymore, aThis profile has been monitored. For security purposes, these comments have been terminated.
Also known as: Captain
Occupation: Pilot of the first real Evangelion
Hobbies: Yelling at that idiot Shinji, hiding my true feelings
Comments: You're lucky enough to be reading my dating profile, which means you're smart enough to acknowledge my superiority. That's a start! But are you grown-up enough to handle me?
Also known as: Wondergirl
Hobbies: Reading, floating in a tube of LCL
Orientation: Just because I got drunk and screwed Ritsuko one time does not mean I'm into women!
Also known as: That purple-haired slut
Hobbies: Beer, penguinery, forcing children into awkward and dangerous situations
Comments: I'm looking for someone who I'll only realize too late is just like my father. Actually, I'm 29 and pretty desperate, so I'm really willing to settle for pretty much anything. Cooking skills are a plus.
Orientation: I'll take whatever I can get! ^_~
Also known as: Glasses Girl
Occupation: Stylized brunette
Hobbies: Sneezing, "accidentally" shoving my boobs in your face
Comments: Woah, this is so exciting! Posting a profile on a dating site is just as fun as I hoped it'd be! The character limit's a bit restrictive, but I don't care because I'm having so much fun! I'm looking for someone who smells good and enjoys having people fall on or near him. Configure thought pattern to FUN!
Also known as: Tabris
Occupation: Final Messenger
Hobbies: Humming "Ode to Joy", strangling cats
Comments: Still browsing profiles? You never change. I am a boy seeking a Lilim. These dating websites are very convenient, are they not? I feel they are the epitome of the Lilim culture. I look forward to meeting you, lover.