[CYOA] Rei Ayanami
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1 sounds the most Rei-like, but I'm going with 3 for the lulz. Scoobie-do logic is now in effect.
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
3. and get one for Shinji too!
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3 and get a horse head for Ikari-kun,tooooo!
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You decide it would be most prudent to purchases disguises at a costume shop before attempting to rescue Special Inspector Kaji. You turn to Ikari-kun.
“Ikari-kun, I once saw a television show concerning a group of teenagers who would solve mysteries by exposing seemingly otherworldly creatures as ordinary humans. They were also accompanied by a member of the species canis familiaris who had the ability to speak. In situations like this, the teenagers would purchase a variety of comical disguises in order to trick their antagonists. Perhaps we should do so as well.”
“Um…sure, Ayanami,” says Ikari-kun. You hear him murmur “Kaji-san,” under his breath, in a tone that suggests euphoria. You take Ikari-kun’s arm and proceed to the local costume shop, located next door to Casket World. Ikari-kun sways slightly as he walks.
You enter the costume shop with Ikari-kun in tow. There are a variety of strange garments therein. “Do people enjoy wearing costumes?” you ask Ikari-kun, puzzled.
“Um…I guess they do, yeah.”
“Why?”
“Um…well…I guess they like pretending to be things they aren’t.”
“I see.”
You notice a horse costume hanging on the opposite wall, and instantly become infatuated with it. “Ikari-kun, we must purchase the horse costume at once,” you say, eyes wide. “It is perfect for our purposes.”
Ikari-kun smiles nervously. “I-I’m not sure that’s such a good idea, Ayanami,” he says.
Your face takes on a crestfallen expression. Ikari-kun looks at you pityingly.
“I mean…sure, we can wear the horse costume, Ayanami!” he says hastily.
You smile slightly. “Thank you, Ikari-kun. No one will ever suspect a horse, so it is the perfect disguise.”
You see a stack of novelty glasses nearby. Bushy mustaches and plastic noses are attached to them. You pull one off of the stack, staring at it earnestly.
“We must purchase these as well. No one would suspect a horse of possessing guile, so a horse costume is the most logical choice. Therefore, a horse wearing comical glasses would be yet more appropriate, as no one would expect a glasses-wearing horses to hinder their plans.”
Ikari-kun opens his mouth as if to say something, but then turns his gaze upon the floor, sighing.
“Okay, Ayanami.”
You purchase both the horse costume and the glasses, pleased by the ingenuity of your idea. You place the glasses upon the horse's head. Upon leaving the store, you tell Ikari-kun “I shall be the head and upper body of the horse. You may be the rear.”
Ikari-kun nods, sighing again. The structure of the horse costume allows you to remain upright; however, Ikari-kun is forced to remain stooped over, grabbing onto your waist for balance. This evidently causes him great discomfort. He stutters various monosyllables as you proceed to the ramen stand; you feel something poking you, but choose to ignore it. Upon arriving, you decide to:
1) Walk through the door in your horse costume
2) Use your kung fu skills to disable Kiel
3) Prance around in your horse costume and ignore Kaji
“Ikari-kun, I once saw a television show concerning a group of teenagers who would solve mysteries by exposing seemingly otherworldly creatures as ordinary humans. They were also accompanied by a member of the species canis familiaris who had the ability to speak. In situations like this, the teenagers would purchase a variety of comical disguises in order to trick their antagonists. Perhaps we should do so as well.”
“Um…sure, Ayanami,” says Ikari-kun. You hear him murmur “Kaji-san,” under his breath, in a tone that suggests euphoria. You take Ikari-kun’s arm and proceed to the local costume shop, located next door to Casket World. Ikari-kun sways slightly as he walks.
You enter the costume shop with Ikari-kun in tow. There are a variety of strange garments therein. “Do people enjoy wearing costumes?” you ask Ikari-kun, puzzled.
“Um…I guess they do, yeah.”
“Why?”
“Um…well…I guess they like pretending to be things they aren’t.”
“I see.”
You notice a horse costume hanging on the opposite wall, and instantly become infatuated with it. “Ikari-kun, we must purchase the horse costume at once,” you say, eyes wide. “It is perfect for our purposes.”
Ikari-kun smiles nervously. “I-I’m not sure that’s such a good idea, Ayanami,” he says.
Your face takes on a crestfallen expression. Ikari-kun looks at you pityingly.
“I mean…sure, we can wear the horse costume, Ayanami!” he says hastily.
You smile slightly. “Thank you, Ikari-kun. No one will ever suspect a horse, so it is the perfect disguise.”
You see a stack of novelty glasses nearby. Bushy mustaches and plastic noses are attached to them. You pull one off of the stack, staring at it earnestly.
“We must purchase these as well. No one would suspect a horse of possessing guile, so a horse costume is the most logical choice. Therefore, a horse wearing comical glasses would be yet more appropriate, as no one would expect a glasses-wearing horses to hinder their plans.”
Ikari-kun opens his mouth as if to say something, but then turns his gaze upon the floor, sighing.
“Okay, Ayanami.”
You purchase both the horse costume and the glasses, pleased by the ingenuity of your idea. You place the glasses upon the horse's head. Upon leaving the store, you tell Ikari-kun “I shall be the head and upper body of the horse. You may be the rear.”
Ikari-kun nods, sighing again. The structure of the horse costume allows you to remain upright; however, Ikari-kun is forced to remain stooped over, grabbing onto your waist for balance. This evidently causes him great discomfort. He stutters various monosyllables as you proceed to the ramen stand; you feel something poking you, but choose to ignore it. Upon arriving, you decide to:
1) Walk through the door in your horse costume
2) Use your kung fu skills to disable Kiel
3) Prance around in your horse costume and ignore Kaji
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He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
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2, 2, gods be damned, my life requires you to pick two!
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2, Shinji will be in the back end though, so he won't be able to see the horse suit kickassery for himself. Poor Shinji....
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
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I change my vote to 2. With being in the back of Rei he will be able to see her skirt fly up and lookt at her panties.
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3 is amusing, but #2 is made of pure, unrefined win. This should be an episode of excel saga.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
Horse Kung Fu!!Kiel will be pleased
Evangelion Genocide:chapter 14?!
CYOA:A Character Insert
And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
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esselfortium wrote:2 is the only option.
This would make it as "Kung-Fu Rei Horsie"
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