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Postby scarmullet » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:19 pm

Evangelion, with the entire cast of Twilight playing Eva characters.

The Evas, they sparkle.
Me and my Droogs.
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Postby CyberXIII » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:34 pm

Just write a fanfic.
"Crapsack worlds and anti heroes have their place. Sometimes, they are very necessary. But an endless diet of dreary cyberpunk and dark fantasy won't do us any more favors than an endless feast of glurge. I'd argue that the cynical nature of these really hurt our ability to hope and work for better. It gets us to accept the hopelessness and jaded outlook of things as 'That's the way it is. I can't change it,' and stops us from fighting when we NEED to fight."

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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:05 pm

Neon Genesis Even Jelly On (aka Anime Adaptation Movie)

Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

Starring:

Some guy you've never heard of as Shinji
A random music video girl as Asuka
Carmen Electra as Misato
Vern Troyer as Gendo
Mr. T as himself
Tony Danza as Bruno
Ekin Cheng as Benjamin Button
Eugene Levy as G.I. Joe
Some guy in a mask as Rorschach.
Marlon Wayans in his White Girls make up as Shia Labeouf's character from Transformers
and a whole cast of ninth-rate comedians as everyone else.


Tentative screenplay:
Shinji says: I'm so depressed... goodthing I have my Motorola Sidekick 20XL to text Asuka with!

(insert random reference about Transformers or Indiana Jones or something)

Benjamin Button: Hey guys! Look! I'm getting younger as I get older.
Asuka: Ewww... Hey! Isn't that Shia Labeouf?
Marlon Wayans: No, my name is Sam somethingorother.

(Hilarity ensues... I think?)

Gendo: Shinji... your goal is to take down G.I. Joe.
G.I. Joe: But I'm too playing Madden NFL 2011 for Playstation 3 to be taken down!
Rorschach: I'm going to take these matters into my own hands!
Mr T: I pity da fool who wants to take on these matters all by himself.
Bruno: Did anyone say take on matters? That is veeerrry niiice.

(Audience laughs because Bruno is Borat. People will find that hilarious.)

Misato: Oh no! Angels!!

(Misato uses her breasts to fend off the attacks from the Angels. The End.)


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