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Questions That Annoy You
What are some questions that someone may have asked you in the past that just bugged the crap out of you?
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Re: Questions That Annoy You
Joseph the PRPD wrote:What are some questions that someone may have asked you in the past that just bugged the crap out of you?
Also, "What church do you go to?" as the default second or third question asked of me by just about every jerkass in the small MO town I briefly lived in.
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"I know a <insert> (person who has same last name), are you related?"
"¿Hablas español?" Response: -blinks- "I'm Italian, not Spanish, ITALIAAAAAN!" (funny thing about that is that I hate pasta...)
*edit*
Thought of one more:
"Do you want me to set you up with a chick?" (usually in reference to getting laid) No. I'll find a chick who I like first. (However, referencing this post, I don't think that'll happen)
"¿Hablas español?" Response: -blinks- "I'm Italian, not Spanish, ITALIAAAAAN!" (funny thing about that is that I hate pasta...)
*edit*
Thought of one more:
"Do you want me to set you up with a chick?" (usually in reference to getting laid) No. I'll find a chick who I like first. (However, referencing this post, I don't think that'll happen)
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"What school do you go to?" annoys me because it seems that every person I meet has to ask me this.
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when i'm wearing a band shirt and someone ask's me if i like the band thats on the shirt. i always reply "no" and walk away.
the worst though is when ppl see the tattoo on my calf that features, very blatantly, the logo for the band The Black Dahlia Murder and they STILL ask me if i like them.
the worst though is when ppl see the tattoo on my calf that features, very blatantly, the logo for the band The Black Dahlia Murder and they STILL ask me if i like them.
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Dartz wrote:"Why?"
I hate when people reply "Because", and then the first person asks "Why?" again. It's a freakin' endless loop, man...
Perhaps we should also spawn a thread "Responses that annoy you."
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Agentomega wrote:"¿Hablas español?" Response: -blinks- "I'm Italian, not Spanish, ITALIAAAAAN!"
I get a similar question. I hate this one more than any other.
"What? Your a Puerto Rican and you don't speak spanish?!"
I don't think it's hard to comprehend but people make a big deal of it.
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The best way to make me crush your danglies into juice is to ask variations of the following:
- Are you straight again? (When dating a boy.)
- So, are you gay now? (When dating a girl.)
Merely ridiculous:
- Are you Avril Lavigne? (Apparently when I smile I look like her. This is why I don't wear thick eyeliner or grow my hair long anymore.)
- Follow up questions playing with the "skater boy" theme. One boy asked me to join his "buds" at his suburban skate park later, which leads into...
- Do you go to [insert local high school]? (I have graduated from university...)
- Are you straight again? (When dating a boy.)
- So, are you gay now? (When dating a girl.)
Merely ridiculous:
- Are you Avril Lavigne? (Apparently when I smile I look like her. This is why I don't wear thick eyeliner or grow my hair long anymore.)
- Follow up questions playing with the "skater boy" theme. One boy asked me to join his "buds" at his suburban skate park later, which leads into...
- Do you go to [insert local high school]? (I have graduated from university...)
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"Do you speak Chinese?"
"Can you play the piano?"
"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Why don't you like the Jonas Brothers?"
"You don't like Yaoi?! Are you a homophobe or something?"
"Why don't you have any fashion sense?"
"OMG, liek your such a nerd, y?"
"Hey you like Marilyn Manson?! Are you like, a santanist or something? Do you kill goats in your spare time?" (Abel killed goats in his spare time. Boo yah. But Marilyn Manson isn't that satanic anyhow (at least not the old-fashioned satanic).)
i LOOVEE this one.
"Hey you're from San Francisco? Are you like, gay?"
Maybe I need to look more threatening or something. People asking me all these ridiculous questions.
Freaking seconded.
"Can you play the piano?"
"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Why don't you like the Jonas Brothers?"
"You don't like Yaoi?! Are you a homophobe or something?"
"Why don't you have any fashion sense?"
"OMG, liek your such a nerd, y?"
"Hey you like Marilyn Manson?! Are you like, a santanist or something? Do you kill goats in your spare time?" (Abel killed goats in his spare time. Boo yah. But Marilyn Manson isn't that satanic anyhow (at least not the old-fashioned satanic).)
i LOOVEE this one.
"Hey you're from San Francisco? Are you like, gay?"
Maybe I need to look more threatening or something. People asking me all these ridiculous questions.
Agentomega wrote:Perhaps we should also spawn a thread "Responses that annoy you."
Freaking seconded.
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More than one person has been asked out of the blue if they play piano?
And seriously, "Why?" is just about the most important question you can ask in most cases. You shouldn't be annoyed by it unless they keep repeating it.
And seriously, "Why?" is just about the most important question you can ask in most cases. You shouldn't be annoyed by it unless they keep repeating it.
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
I've also been asked a few times: "Are you one of the jonas brothers or something?" which kinda weirded me out.
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Don't believe in yourself, believe in the maid who believes in you! <3
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When I'm at a con with my group or something and they ask "Are you from Death Note?" Freaking hate that!
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