If you could work at NERV...
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- Sammaeloo
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If you could work at NERV...
If you could work at NERV and you could have any job other than being an Eva pilot, what jobs would you want?
As for me I would like to be the one that helps design equipment for the Evas or someone who works in the in the main control room so I could pretty much a front row seat to what battle is going outside while working on a computer.
As for me I would like to be the one that helps design equipment for the Evas or someone who works in the in the main control room so I could pretty much a front row seat to what battle is going outside while working on a computer.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I'd like to be the guy that does eva hygiene matenance, like flossing. It'd be an honour to scrub Yui-sama's massive incisors.
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"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
- The Lincolnshire Poacher
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My serious answer would probably be Kaji's triple agent routine.
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- i_Love_Asuka
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i would like the job of Kozo Fuyutsuki!
being the "nerves of steel" military commander of NERV (or similar, i thought that best describes his job) has to be awesome!
and i never forget his famous line:
[facepalm goes here]
"Why do these two always have to embarass us..."
so cool...
i say Kozo Fuyutsuki is Awesome! not as AWESOME as Asuka though, but still he's Awesome!
EDIT: ok... why the hell is my picture ain't working anymore? and why the hell does it say "facepalm goes here" now?
being the "nerves of steel" military commander of NERV (or similar, i thought that best describes his job) has to be awesome!
and i never forget his famous line:
[facepalm goes here]
"Why do these two always have to embarass us..."
so cool...
i say Kozo Fuyutsuki is Awesome! not as AWESOME as Asuka though, but still he's Awesome!
EDIT: ok... why the hell is my picture ain't working anymore? and why the hell does it say "facepalm goes here" now?
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"My awesome awesomness is so awesome that no other awesome awesomness in the entire awesome universe of awesome awesomness is that awesome!" - the guy who said it (i was)
"when i ask my girlfriend to act and behave more like Asuka, and she slaps me in the face, does that mean she agrees?" - I_Love_Asuka
"I'm here to love my Asuka and kick ass! and i'm all out of ass..." - rip off of LittleKuriboh
"For someone called "i_Love_Asuka" your pretty hard core" - Defectron
"sorry, i prefer i_Love_Asuka, he's a real man!" - Soljer13
"when i ask my girlfriend to act and behave more like Asuka, and she slaps me in the face, does that mean she agrees?" - I_Love_Asuka
"I'm here to love my Asuka and kick ass! and i'm all out of ass..." - rip off of LittleKuriboh
"For someone called "i_Love_Asuka" your pretty hard core" - Defectron
"sorry, i prefer i_Love_Asuka, he's a real man!" - Soljer13
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Jet pilot (are they affiliated with Nerv, JSSDF, or even the JASDF?).
Or, I would choose something in NERV's public relations sector. It would be fun to lie to the masses about where their tax money is going.
Or, I would choose something in NERV's public relations sector. It would be fun to lie to the masses about where their tax money is going.
Deus Io Vult! (God wills it!)
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"Catdog has an S2 engine in his stomach. He does not need to eat, and whatever he does eat is reacted with antimatter to provide endless energy." Ruthlessly stolen from anon.
"Get your ass in gear!" Asuka
"Catdog has an S2 engine in his stomach. He does not need to eat, and whatever he does eat is reacted with antimatter to provide endless energy." Ruthlessly stolen from anon.
- Omegagouki
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I'd be one of the MiBs. It'd be awesome to look so menacing~
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8luh 8luh
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Avatar: A hungry demoness.
I always thought Ritsuko’s job looked very interesting, I certainly wouldn’t mind taking it...even if I’m totally and completely unqualified for it
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If you ever say that name again, I will hunt you down and neuter you with a spork. Sailor Star Dust *cue Shinji's bloodcurling girly scream* LiLi
leave my innocent Shinjiko thread alone! Reichu Asuka would be the one going "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS, BAKA!!!!" while of course in appropriate dress and, *cough, gulp, snort*, with a certain strapped on accessory THE Hal E. Burton 9000
Genderbending is an important part of any fandom and must be taken very seriously. ZapalacX
If you ever say that name again, I will hunt you down and neuter you with a spork. Sailor Star Dust *cue Shinji's bloodcurling girly scream* LiLi
leave my innocent Shinjiko thread alone! Reichu Asuka would be the one going "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS, BAKA!!!!" while of course in appropriate dress and, *cough, gulp, snort*, with a certain strapped on accessory THE Hal E. Burton 9000
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We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
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Something involving maintenance. Maybe Eva Repair. Or possibly city cleanup. Someone has to pick up giant bullet casings.
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8 YEARS OF EVA, Does it mean something to you?
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^That must suck after being evacuated to to a shelter after a bad day at work, you come find your car squashed under a giant bullet casing. Then you wonder if your insurance covers this.
Speaking of cleaning up, after Ramiel was beaten and they were dismantling him, what did they do with all those pieces afterward? Also with Shamshel, when they were done studying the corpse what did they do with it?
Speaking of cleaning up, after Ramiel was beaten and they were dismantling him, what did they do with all those pieces afterward? Also with Shamshel, when they were done studying the corpse what did they do with it?
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
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