Batshit crazy pairings.
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Batshit crazy pairings.
Someone should try and use these in a fanfic:
GNR/maggoty Asuka
...yeah. I have no idea how the hell this would work, but it would be... erm, interesting.
Gendo/Asuka
It's already implied that Gendo's fucking Rei. I mean, private tests? The fact that she contains a lot of Yui's genetic material? Come on, people. If he is, that would make him a pedo, and considering Asuka is generally portrayed as more sexual than Rei... yeah, you can see where I'm going with this.
Ritsuko/Shinji
This one's not really batshit crazy, but it's certainly unexplored territory to my knowledge, and it does imply (at least) that Ritsuko is a pedo, so I can see why people would be weary about using it.
Jet Alone/EVA-02
This one's firmly in Rule 34 territory. I really don't want to think about the physics of it, or whether either robot even has sex organs.
GNR/maggoty Asuka
...yeah. I have no idea how the hell this would work, but it would be... erm, interesting.
Gendo/Asuka
It's already implied that Gendo's fucking Rei. I mean, private tests? The fact that she contains a lot of Yui's genetic material? Come on, people. If he is, that would make him a pedo, and considering Asuka is generally portrayed as more sexual than Rei... yeah, you can see where I'm going with this.
Ritsuko/Shinji
This one's not really batshit crazy, but it's certainly unexplored territory to my knowledge, and it does imply (at least) that Ritsuko is a pedo, so I can see why people would be weary about using it.
Jet Alone/EVA-02
This one's firmly in Rule 34 territory. I really don't want to think about the physics of it, or whether either robot even has sex organs.
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Re: Batshit crazy pairings.
SeanTucker wrote:Ritsuko/Shinji
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chee wrote:Gendo/Winry/Diabetic L sandwich.
I was mainly intending to stick to Eva-only pairings. Crossovers open up a whole new can of worms. Dumbledore/Rei, anyone?
Timstuff wrote:If you live in a Gainax production and are allergic to melons, I imagine you'd be sneezing a lot...
Oh wait, did you mean the fruit?
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SeanTucker wrote:I was mainly intending to stick to Eva-only pairings. Crossovers open up a whole new can of worms. Dumbledore/Rei, anyone?
FYI, Dumbledore is gay, so that would be batshit.
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SeanTucker wrote:I was mainly intending to stick to Eva-only pairings. Crossovers open up a whole new can of worms. Dumbledore/Fyutsuki, anyone?
FIXED. its a fact, BTW, that dumbledore is gay. The author said so. So that pairing wouldn't really be batshit crazy...
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Re: Batshit crazy pairings.
Gendo/Asuka
I read a fanfic to that angle once. Funny thing is Asuka was the one pushing things to try and get more control over her situation, driving Gendo up the damn wall as he tries to ignore or otherwise deal with her and continue to deny he wants some of that. Abandoned before she succeded in getting her lolita on and that's probably a good thing, but it was definately... interesting?
Ritsuko/Shinji
Uncommon, but not unheard of. I'm keeping up with a fic at the moment called 'Remember Me' with a divergent storyline that also bluntly says Shinji -did- get down to buisness with Misato earlier, who is essentially the jealous ex at this point. Oh, btw gendo, Rei, and Asuka all left the stage in this universe's version of 3I, which didn't actually go down.
I read a fanfic to that angle once. Funny thing is Asuka was the one pushing things to try and get more control over her situation, driving Gendo up the damn wall as he tries to ignore or otherwise deal with her and continue to deny he wants some of that. Abandoned before she succeded in getting her lolita on and that's probably a good thing, but it was definately... interesting?
Ritsuko/Shinji
Uncommon, but not unheard of. I'm keeping up with a fic at the moment called 'Remember Me' with a divergent storyline that also bluntly says Shinji -did- get down to buisness with Misato earlier, who is essentially the jealous ex at this point. Oh, btw gendo, Rei, and Asuka all left the stage in this universe's version of 3I, which didn't actually go down.
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It could never happen but would seem logical Just like Zuggys commic
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"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
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A great if under appreciated pairing (though slightly more frequent than the elusive Gendo/Misato).
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