What would Shinji do?

[Kiel]

Alrighty then!

Finally, here's another forum game open to all.

Here's how it works:

You post a hypothetical situation or question for a character (In this case, Shinji).

Afterwards, someone else will answer it and follow up with another situation or question.

To get things rolling, I'll start:

Misato has just caught Shinji sneaking a can of beer from the fridge. So you just gotta ask yourself, What would Shinji do?

PS: silliness is recommended

Feel free to ask of other characters as well.

[ChronoX]

"Shinji" said Misato
"yes Misato" said Shinji
"why do you have a beer in your hand?" asked Misato
"what??? (looks down at can he is holding) ahhhh!!! opps sorry Misato" Went Shinji
"its ok Shinji, you can have it" was misatos reply
"what but im underage i can't drink!" whined Shinji
"whats going on you 2 and why does Shinji have a beer in his hand" Asuka appeared from her room looking very tired
"Shinji were you about to drink that?" Asuka asked
"no" said Shinji, "here you want it?"
"sure" went Asuka sleepily, not knowing what she was really doing
"YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
all of a sudden the apartment complex wakes up to Asuka doing a very good impression of Misatos beer cheer

here is my question

Shinji and Asuka are sent to investigate a angel related incident up near mt Fuji. they fall into a pit and soon their evas are covered in snow.
they get out what next?

[DatDude]

Umm I think their was a lemon on this subject so drawing on that for inspration

THe Eva's com systems crackled to life as the two children sat in the nearly snow coved evas.

Misato: Asuka, Shinji are you two ok ?

Asuka: " OF COURE NOT IM STUCK DOWN HERE " !

Shinji: Yea.

Misato: Listen you to the storm is not going to clear for at least 20 hours so im ordering Shinji to get in unit 2 with Asuka and run in life support mode. When the power dies out swich to Unit one by the time the 2nd eva's power supply gives out we'll be able to drop Rei in with battery packs and get you home safe.

Shinji" Ok im going over now "

As the com gave out Misato could sware Shinji was smiling.

>Q the bad porn'o music<

[Olin of Xephon]

Now, I knew somebody was going to do that...

You didn't set up another question though...If I may?

Misato and gang are at the beach.
Misato is sunbathing while Asuka, dressed in a skimpy two piece, is throwing a beachball wround with Kaji.

Shinji comes out of the lockers dressed in a blue pair of swimming trunks with the NERV logo on the side.
He's about to join his friends when pen pen comes around the corner quacking.

Shinji: What's up Pen Pen?

Pen Pen: Quaaa!

Shinji:...? What do you go thtere?

(Shinji is startled to find the bird has a white woman's swimsuit in his mouth)

Shinji: Hey! that's Ayanamis'!

(Shinji reaches for the swimsuit but pen pen chomps down on it and makes a break for the ocean)

What does Shinji do?

[kosure]

this is quickly turning into a cheap hentai thread.

[Dave]

I see no problem with this.

[ChronoX]

Now, I knew somebody was going to do that...

You didn't set up another question though...If I may?

Misato and gang are at the beach.
Misato is sunbathing while Asuka, dressed in a skimpy two piece, is throwing a beachball wround with Kaji.

Shinji comes out of the lockers dressed in a blue pair of swimming trunks with the NERV logo on the side.
He's about to join his friends when pen pen comes around the corner quacking.

Shinji: What's up Pen Pen?

Pen Pen: Quaaa!

Shinji:...? What do you go thtere?

(Shinji is startled to find the bird has a white woman's swimsuit in his mouth)

Shinji: Hey! that's Ayanamis'!

(Shinji reaches for the swimsuit but pen pen chomps down on it and makes a break for the ocean)

What does Shinji do?

Shinji jumps in the water but can't swim so he starts to drown. then penpen sees that Shinji is drowning so he saves hi and puts him on the beach. then Shinji quickly grabs the bating suit and hurries to reis changing room to return it.
then Rei steps out in a bathing suit
then all of a sudden Ritsuko yells out Who jacked my bathing suit!!!!

yes this turning in to a cheap hentai thread but who cares

the next senario

a month earlier sex stimulants are put into the 3 childrens LCL a month later what happens

ps the last senario was based off of Axel Terizaki's lemon fic Body Heat

[MongolSquad]

the next senario

a month earlier sex stimulants are put into the 3 childrens LCL a month later what happens

ps the last senario was based off of Axel Terizaki's lemon fic Body Heat

You know, I was really ready to answer a question...BUT THEN THIS CAME ALONG!

[Olin of Xephon]

Well, I guess I should have seen this...
The bathing suit thread didn't have to be hentai, I kinda had this sequence in my head involving Shinji trying to track pen pen throughout the city then return Rei (or Ritsuko's ) suit to her without anyone seeing it and thinking he's a pervert.

Hey, but it's all good fun...

Although...I really don't want to answer this one, maybe somebody could save all our dignity and come up with a completely innocent question next time...?

Inner Olin: Get real.

[Hunter21]

I'll bite

Asuka has fallen asleep during class.

In her sleep she says outloud, "Of course Shinji is the best pilot, everyone know that dumbkopf"

This wakes her up and she sees the entire class staring at her with a confused look on their faces. Except for Shinji who is wide eyed and smiling.

What happens next?

(If you don't like this one, I have another but it is about as far away from innocent as you can get :twisted: )

[ChronoX]

i need to stop reading lemon fics
there getting to me

[Kiel]

Shinji stumbles over words, but manages a few:

"Ah-Asuka. Thank you...I didn't know you really care-"

At this point, Asuka has already socked Shinji in the face...

...landing them both in Detention :shock: !

what happens next?

[Crazyman42]

While Shinji and Asuka are writing on the board, they find a large box of Shrooms. Shinji then goes into a really trippy state and the last thing he see's is "Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!"

[MongolSquad]

While Shinji and Asuka are writing on the board, they find a large box of Shrooms. Shinji then goes into a really trippy state and the last thing he see's is "Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!"

NO! BAD CRAZYMAN! BAD! ::hits with rolled-up newspaper::

[Hunter21]

Thank you cain luppus

Asuka and Shinji are both sitting at their desks during attention.

Asuka is sitting there muttering curses in German.

Shinji is sitting there holding an ice pack over his eye. He then asks in a humble voice "Why did you hit me Asuka, I was only being polite"

Asuka's eyes flare. She gets up and gets face to face with him. Their faces are now only an inch apart. :shock:

What happens next?

[DatDude]

Just a not to the reader " This is talking" 'this is thinking '


Asuka: " YOu baka you made me look bad infront of the whole class ! Your going to pay for that Shinji Ikari ! "

Shinji: " But . . . umm I just said thank you. "

The teacher looks at the two studens with annoyed eyes and tells Asuka to sit down.

Asuka: " Just wait until I get you home Baka Shinji. "

Shinji: ' Why is Asuka like this I didn't do any thing, mabe I can ask Misato later. '

Just then Shinji's stomach sank as he remembered his friend and guadian was working the late shift tonight and would not likly be home untill after midnight.

Shinji: ' If I live long enough to see here that is '

[Dave]

Asuka arrives home. Wondering where Ikari is, she heads to his room. Asuka slowly opens the door and sees Ikari hunched over a source of light in the corner. She stealithy sneaks over to Ikari and peers over his sholder. What she sees is this image: ' http://purlace.net/eva/Ayanami/D023.jpg ' displayed upon a small, handheld gaming device.

[Timesplitter 01]

Asuka arrives home. Wondering where Ikari is, she heads to his room. Asuka slowly opens the door and sees Ikari hunched over a source of light in the corner. She stealithy sneaks over to Ikari and peers over his sholder. What she sees is this image: ' http://purlace.net/eva/Ayanami/D023.jpg ' displayed upon a small, handheld gaming device.

( Dave you are getting to attached that picture http://purlace.net/eva/Ayanami/D023.jpg , and I thought I had problems :roll: )

Asuka : ahhh ha , I caught you

Shinji jumps

Shinji : Asuka !!!!!!!!!!!!

Asuka now has a smile on her face

Asuka: To tell u the truth , I think that is sick , and I think I am going to telll Misato and ur father

Shinji : NO Dont !!!!!!! I will do anything for u if you keep it a secret.

Asuka : Anything ??? ( With a bigger smile on her face ) :twisted:

Shinji : What do u want me to do ????

Asuka: Lets see , you can tell me how great I am, give me a foot massage , and Shinji thats only the beginning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Hunter21]

Shinji spends the next hour describing to Asuka how great she is, and how there is nobody that can compare to her.

Asuka then kicks off her socks, grabs a magazine, lays down on the couch, and tells Shinji to get to work.

Shinji gladly gives her a foot message, and is unable to hide a large smile on his face.

Asuka does not notice the smile as she is hiding her face behind the magazine in an attempt to not let Shinji see the pleasure she is getting from his message.

Shinji then sums up all his courage and tells her "I will be right back." When he comes back he shows her this image on his gaming device [url]http://evamonkey.com/v-web/gallery/album06/14_eva[/url] and says "this is my favorite one"

What Happens Next?

[MongolSquad]

Shinji gets the crap slapped out of him by Asuka as she yells at the top of her lungs, "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE! WHAT ARE A STALKER OR SOMETHING!"

Shinji, while rubbing his sore cheek, "Noooo, remember that time when I first bought my camera? And you had just finished your exercises in your Eva, you asked me to take a picture of you?"

Asuka thinks for a while and says, "Oh yeaaaaaa, hehe, I really liked that picture.....BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PHRASE IT WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE LIKE YOU WERE A PERVERT!"

Shinji mumbles, "I was trying to flatter you...."

A faint hint of blushing can be seen from Asuka as she stares at Shinji, unable to think of anything. Shinji can't notice at the moment becasue he is still staring at the ground.....

Vat chappenz next?