Evangelion as an EXTREEEEEME early 90s toyline

[Squigsquasher]

Remember how Alien, Terminator and other such films inexplicably got kid-oriented toylines in the 90s? Well, what if Evangelion got the same treatment? Post your ideas for a theoretical 90s Kenner/Mattel or whatever Eva toyline, with all the crazy colours, stupid action features, completely non-canon weapons and dripping goo that comes with them!

Here's my contribution to start us off.

Squigger's Figures Emporium EXTREEEEEEME Evangelion series  SPOILER: Show

>Unit 01 with knife-swinging action (complete with comically oversized progressive knife)
>Chrome finish Unit 01 with Angel-blasting shoulder cannons
>Unit 02 with launching power gauntlet
>Chrome finish Unit 02 with glaive-spinning action (accomplished via springloaded waist)
>Unit 00 with water-squirting "acid gun"
>Chrome finish Unit 00 with Lance-throwing action
>Unit 03 with heli-pack
>Infected Unit 03 with flailing arms (similar mechanism to Kenner Mantis Alien, but arms are bendy wire for WACKY ACTION POSES)
>Unit 04 with swappable drill arm
>Berserk Unit 01 with explodin' restraints
>Shinji, Asuka and Rei with NERV attack VTOL
>Misato and Pen-Pen with Battle Car
>Touji, Kensuke and Hikari with Transforming School Fortress playset
>MP Eva with blast-apart action
>Ultimate 12" Unit 01 with space for an action figure, launching fists and pumpin' LCL veins
>Ultimate 12" Shinji with sound chip containing Megumi Ogata's best disturbed sobbing and WACKY WANKIN' ACTION!

Anyway, what would YOU do?

[The Eva Monkey]

Remember how Alien ... inexplicably got kid-oriented toylines in the 90s?

YAAASSSSSSSS!

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[Squigsquasher]

YAAASSSSSSSS!

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They really were awesome weren't they? Alas I'm far too young to have grown up with them, but I do own a Kenner Mantis Alien I got at a convention. Awesome little thing but he struggles to stand up, sadly. The sculpting is absolutely gorgeous though.

[Chuckman]

I played with that alien queen figure so much her torso fell off.

[BlueBasilisk]

There's only one possible answer. If it's the early 90s, we have to have Evas that transform into dinosaurs!

[Chuckman]

Oh my god somebody write that right now.

[NemZ]

...and they can fuse into the super mega evazord.

[Chuckman]

Are you visualizing a horrifying mass of dinosaur and mammal flesh fused into a lumbering mass of suspiciously genitallic orifices and appendages wailing in pain as it defeats the monster of the week? Because I am.

[Squigsquasher]

...and they can fuse into the super mega evazord.

"We need Evazord power, now!"
"Just hold on a minute, stupid Shinji! If you think I'm fusing my beautiful T-rex 02 with your stupid Triceratops 01 and Wondergirl's lumpy Brachiosaurus 00 then you've got another thing coming!"
"The prospect of becoming one with Shinji's horny dinosaur...it makes me feel warm."

...And this is why I shouldn't post whilst I'm bored at college.

[Charizard]

"We need Evazord power, now!"
"Just hold on a minute, stupid Shinji! If you think I'm fusing my beautiful T-rex 02 with your stupid Triceratops 01 and Wondergirl's lumpy Brachiosaurus 00 then you've got another thing coming!"
"The prospect of becoming one with Shinji's horny dinosaur...it makes me feel warm."

...And this is why I shouldn't post whilst I'm bored at college.

Suddenly I want to get a Zoids Geno Breaker and paint it in Eva-02's colors complete with decals.

Also somewhat relevant:

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