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Postby chee » Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:02 pm

You are Ryoji Kaji. You are in the prime of your life, in which case it would be tragic if you were to be shot. Your profession is "secret agent" and you are attempting to triple cross the JSDF, an underground mad science pyramid, and a death cult that owns all of the banks. This increases your chances of being shot significantly. You would go outside, but you have a feeling that being away from the safety of your shotgun-rigged, booby-trapped apartment may be conducive to being shot by somebody. What do you do?

A) Stay inside and harrass Misato via text

B) Fuck it, just go outside and maybe or maybe not get shot

C) Shoot yourself
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Postby SirRotgut » Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:53 am

B) Kaji shot first.
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Postby Sachi » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:54 pm

A) Stay inside and harass Misato via text (and invite her over).
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Postby esselfortium » Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:36 pm

C) Ruin everything with a three-way tie

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Postby chee » Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:48 pm

Need a tiebreaker fam
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Postby Reichu » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:39 pm

Let's start with a bit of A).
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Postby Sicarius VI » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:44 pm

uhhhh B. Being ballsy like that.
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Postby chee » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:13 pm

...still need a tiebreaker
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Postby honsou » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:33 pm

c) because why not
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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:33 pm

Misato could use some textual harrassment.
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:35 pm

Kaji needs to leave the damn house for once, maybe meet a nice man, and stop blaming all his problems on his piece of shit drunk dad.
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Postby Tarnsman » Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:39 pm

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Postby child of Lilith » Sun Mar 20, 2016 8:56 pm

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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:00 pm

A) with a dose of D because cell phones have cameras for one and only one reason.
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Postby Sachi » Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:42 am

View Original PostMugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:Kaji needs to leave the damn house for once, maybe meet a nice man, and stop blaming all his problems on his piece of shit drunk dad.

Mugs! Nice to see you, in the sense that one can see another on a message board.
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Postby chee » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:05 am

You are unusually indecisive today. Normally, you hammer down just enough mouthwash in the morning to put on enough of a facade of bravado to make it past the shotgun traps and go to your job like a semi-functioning human being, and on days that you don't, you call in sick or just pretend that you're rolling in bitches because that's what your co-workers assume you do. (The price of this is that you apparently have a ponytail. You do not remember ever having one.) But today, somehow, you cannot seem to make up your mind. Should you continue your charade as normal? Are the cracks in your hastily constructed web of rationalizations beginning to show? Your intuition is screaming at you that today, of all days, you may finally face the end. "The bullets are finally coming for you and on each of them is written 'Ryoji "The Bone Zone" Kaji' in your future blood", your intuition tells you in the shape of your grandmother's face floating within your mind's eye. "Why didn't you come to my funeral Ryoji" it then complains as usual. You tune it out like normal. Maybe if you initiate contact with the outside world from the safety of your domestic buckshot fortress, you can ease yourself into your normal quasi-functional state. Or maybe if you beat the bullets at their own game and shoot yourself, they won't come for you. But then that's giving them what they want. So that leaves option 1. You whip out your phone and text Misato:

sup babe you how about you and I savor the flavor of my bone zone


A minute passes and she replies:

oh my fucking god Kaji I swear to christ NOT TODAY OR I WILL TURN YOU INSIDE OUT ASSHOLE FIRST


What is your response?

A) conciliatory

B) flirty

C) don't say anything
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:09 am

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:11 am

B) Kaji is always flirty of course.
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Postby Bagheera » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:15 am

View Original PostSachi wrote:Mugs! Nice to see you, in the sense that one can see another on a message board.


I was gonna say, who cares about the vote when Muggy's in the house?

As to the poll, I vote A+B. I can multitask, yo.

In response to her response, B of course. Let her vent.
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Postby Sachi » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:21 am

B) Kaji is not discouraged by resistance. In fact, he sees it as a challenge! And what she said sounded like an invitation.
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"So you are saying it's the human heart that throws the world into confusion."


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