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Postby Iuvenal » Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:41 pm

View Original PostChaddyManPrime wrote:Hard outside exterior, soft inside interior?


Tsunderes: the bagels of anime.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:11 pm

If you're eating a bagel with a hard exterior, my inner Jew cries for you.

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Postby NemZ » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:13 pm

Eh? I thought that was the only way they come.
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:43 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Eh? I thought that was the only way they come.


I have never had a decent bagel that could be described as such. It's bread, man; if any part of it's hard someone did something wrong.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Jul 28, 2015 11:05 pm

Admittedly I don't really do bagels often, and that's part of why. Raisin bread toast is where it's at.
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Tue Jul 28, 2015 11:48 pm

Fuckin A guys :rofl: Turned it into a conversation about bagels :lol:
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:57 am

View Original PostBagheera wrote:It's bread, man; if any part of it's hard someone did something wrong.

Certainly not! Heaven forbid I ever craft a loaf of sourdough without a crispy crust.

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Postby Arcadia's legacy » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:18 am

Guys Guys, forget bagels. we all know crumpets are the way to go :tongue:
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Postby pwhodges » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:42 am

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Postby NemZ » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:58 am

Two can play that game!

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Postby pwhodges » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:25 am

"Here comes the muffin man"

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Postby Iuvenal » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:24 pm

This is the best derail, and kudos to whoever picked the thread title.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:34 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:If you're eating a bagel with a hard exterior, my inner Jew cries for you.


I've only ever had overly hard bagels, and I never understood why something with an exterior so hard to bite through was so popular. Now I know.
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Postby NemZ » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:44 pm

Croissants and jam, yo. Recognize.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:00 pm

View Original PostUrsusArctos wrote:I've only ever had overly hard bagels, and I never understood why something with an exterior so hard to bite through was so popular. Now I know.

This is a travesty. I'll let you know when I'm in your general area. I'm going to have to take you out for a good bagel.

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Postby Dr. Nick » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:58 pm

View Original PostUrsusArctos wrote:I've only ever had overly hard bagels, and I never understood why something with an exterior so hard to bite through was so popular. Now I know.


Learn 2 hardcore.

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Postby r1cepurin » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:10 pm

glutinous rice ball donuts represent

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So greasy, so chewy, so stretchy....and I bought a set of them at the Paris Baguette just the other day
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Postby Ornette » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:01 pm

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I don't bake a whole lot of bread anymore these days, it's too much bread for just me and my wife so I usually do it for events. For ourselves, there's still grilled pizza, been loving the 00 flour for that.

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Postby Blue Monday » Wed Jul 29, 2015 6:12 pm

Fuck you all, you're making me hungry.

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