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Postby Bagheera » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:32 pm

View Original PostChaddyManPrime wrote:^
At least Baggums isn't defending Date Rape or Special Delivery.


Hey man, I'm not defending anything. If anything I'm saying "wait, this is just as awful, wtf?"

As to comedy, this reminds me that I have to sort out Shinji's and Asuka's sexual power dynamics in Ghosts. Oh my, this should be fun.
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Postby MisterHalt » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:47 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:(particularly given the nuance of Power Plays, and the fact that he's penning a sequel)


Whoah whoah. Rommel's actually making a sequel to Power Plays?!
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Postby xanderkh » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:54 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:Hey man, I'm not defending anything. If anything I'm saying "wait, this is just as awful, wtf?"

As to comedy, this reminds me that I have to sort out Shinji's and Asuka's sexual power dynamics in Ghosts. Oh my, this should be fun.



Oh Lord, THIS is gonna be good. :lol:
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Postby Monk Ed » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:28 pm

Rommel is awesome. I don't care what else he writes that scratches different itches than my own.

View Original PostGuy Nacks wrote:Everyone should read Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm at least once. It's like a right of passage.

I'd never even heard of it. :lol: Tell me more.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:31 pm

View Original PostMonk Ed wrote:I'd never even heard of it. :lol: Tell me more.


This is an MST of the actual fic on another forum. It must be seen to be believed. You can scroll through the posts to get to the next chapters of the fic that he MST's.

[url]http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1716[/url]

It's also in its raw form on AFF.net.

Here are some of the the chapter titles for those interested:

Chapter 1: Bukkake and Big Macs
Chapter 2: Fetus in Flames
Chapter 3: Whoregasm
Chapter 4: Incesticide
Chapter 8: Fuck Your Mom
Chapter 14: Reip
Chapter 15: Rapeburger
Chapter 16: Fetsburger
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Postby NemZ » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:39 pm

...You bastard.
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Postby GrummanCat » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:44 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:This is ridiculously easy. Asuka gets sent to Rei's apartment (to deliver class notes) instead of Shinji, notes the deplorable state of the girl's existence, and takes matters into her own hands on the basis of the fact that Rei is a pilot (i.e., she's a rival, and the Commander's pet, but she's still a pilot, and thus standards). So she and Rei wind up being roommates, and things proceed from there.

I've seen a few fanfics based on this very premise, so I'm not clear on why it's viewed as a holy grail or whatever.


This isn't far off from a TNT doujin out there. Except that it still wound up being Asuka/Shinji (in Rei's apartment) -though Misato couldn't help fantasize that Rei and Asuka were doing it ;)
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Postby MisterHalt » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:40 pm

Oh god, thank you for bringing the TNT doujins to my attention. I'm reading NERV's Longest day and I just reached the part where the bridge is monitoring Asuka and Shinji inside Unit-02. Had to stop for a moment to wipe the laughter tears away.
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Postby Monk Ed » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:55 pm

Nerv's Longest Day was funny but not very erotic.

Which is not bad, because it was sooo funny.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun Mar 08, 2015 12:58 am

Merry Box falls into that same category, IMO.
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Postby MisterHalt » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:11 am

Okay, this entire doujin series is hilarious. It's just a shame that I can't seem to find any TNT translations past 2012. They seem to stop at Crazy Angel.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:13 am

I just read chapter 1 of Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm.

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Postby StarShaper7 » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:03 pm

Are there any fics where angels have sex? Not humanoid angels like Kaworu, but the kaiju-type ones? It'd pretty funny if two angels banging caused an Impact. NERV would have to undertake Operation Biggest Cock Block of All Time. The resulting Impact would kill every living thing within its radius with explosive orgasms.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:11 pm

View Original PostStarShaper7 wrote:Are there any fics where angels have sex?
I think you want the Angel Kiss doujin.
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Postby amitakartok » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:49 pm

View Original PostStarShaper7 wrote:Are there any fics where angels have sex? Not humanoid angels like Kaworu, but the kaiju-type ones? It'd pretty funny if two angels banging caused an Impact. NERV would have to undertake Operation Biggest Cock Block of All Time. The resulting Impact would kill every living thing within its radius with explosive orgasms.


I seem to remember a fic on AFF where Rei gets raped by Sachiel. Not Rei's Eva, Rei herself. She's very badly hurt in the process but it doesn't dampen her sex drive at all; a few chapters later,
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she masturbates with a chair's leg. And I mean she actually inserts it into herself, not just rubs herself against it. She's also very sexually aggressive towards Gendo and he only manages to fend her off for a few chapters.
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Postby Stillborn » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:57 pm

I can't remember the doujin (so it probably wasn't up my alley) but I remeber the scene
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where Rei masturbated in the pit filled with decomposed clones, using half melted arm and foot she found around. She stuffed arm in her vagina and foot in her ass. That much I can remember.
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Postby amitakartok » Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:08 pm

I remember that one too.
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Postby NemZ » Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:44 pm

Can we drag this thread back towards more vanilla content and stop trying to one-up each other with ever more degenerate bullshit, please?
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Postby Stillborn » Sun Mar 08, 2015 2:49 pm

Sorry. One-upping wasn't my intention. I think.
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Postby amitakartok » Sun Mar 08, 2015 4:04 pm

Honestly, I'm not sure it's a good idea to even have a thread for this. Too much risk for squicky stuff being posted.

But as I wasn't the one who started the thread, I don't think it's my place to say.
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