Any ideas for a goofy parody of "Sandy"?

[Defectron]

Hey everyone I'm thinking of having a scene in my comic where a guy whose kind of like the parasite galaxy version of a brony/moe otaku sings a song that's kind of a parody of the song "sandy" from the movie grease, in pg it's my little kelpie instead of my little pony though. The premise is that he'll be at Kelpie con and tried to come onto the comics protagonist Hebiko and it didn't go over to well.

Any ideas on how to make a really goofy version of this songs lyrics?

http://www.metrolyrics.com/sandy-lyrics-grease.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbMk-8701M