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Postby Squigsquasher » Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:37 am

So yeah. Here's the place to discuss/appreciate pairings that make absolutely zero sense (or at least have very little canonical support).

Some of my personal favourites:

Asuka X Hikari: This one actually has some potential, given that Hikari is basically Asuka's only friend. She even offers support to her after Episode 22. Also, delicious Yuri.

Shinji X Maya: I'm well known for my belief that Shinji would do well with an older woman, and given that Maya is one of the few well-adjusted members of the cast (and is totally adorable to boot) I think it would work well. If only she weren't a lesbian...

Shinji X Hikari: Simila reasons to Shinji X Maya but without the whole "older woman" thing. Also, Hikari. 'Nuff said.

Gendo X Pen-Pen- wait, what?

Anyway, discuss, rant, etc...
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Postby ElMariachi » Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:39 am

Fuyutsuki x Kaworu. You lose.
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Postby hui43210 » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:01 am

SakuraxSumrie lol

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:14 am

Finally! A place to post that nagging itch!

Here it is....

....Mari and Kensuke.

Seriously! If you were to pair the spares, Shinji and Asuka align, Hikari and Toji is practically in the bag, Kaworu and Rei because....reasons.....that are perfectly valid....and exist.......

Mari and Kensuke...the perfect setup for "Her? With him!?"

Am I the only one who sees the potential!?
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Postby Squigsquasher » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:18 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:Finally! A place to post that nagging itch!

Here it is....

....Mari and Kensuke.

Seriously! If you were to pair the spares, Shinji and Asuka align, Hikari and Toji is practically in the bag, Kaworu and Rei because....reasons.....that are perfectly valid....and exist.......

Mari and Kensuke...the perfect setup for "Her? With him!?"

Am I the only one who sees the potential!?


Change the pairing matrix to Shinji/Rei and Asuka/Kaworu and I'm on board. That's genius.
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Postby ElMariachi » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:31 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:Finally! A place to post that nagging itch!

Here it is....

....Mari and Kensuke.

Seriously! If you were to pair the spares, Shinji and Asuka align, Hikari and Toji is practically in the bag, Kaworu and Rei because....reasons.....that are perfectly valid....and exist.......

Mari and Kensuke...the perfect setup for "Her? With him!?"

Am I the only one who sees the potential!?

A reckless military nerd ready to put himself on danger at the drop of a hat to get some good images, self-reliant enough to camp alone at night and completely assuming his nerdery without caring what others think of him, with a crazy adrenaline junky chick fan of giant killing death machines and living life to the fullest no matter the situation...

Mon Dieu, they are a perfect match! :jawdrop:
Kenuke and Mari are actually married fo 10 years in Q, and to hell with Mari's physical age, this is now my headcanon! :lol:

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:35 am

View Original Posthui43210 wrote:SakuraxSumrie lol

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:08 am

Kensuke will always be a military otaku: it is the law that is written in our hearts.

You can take your Rei and Shinji pairing, Squish (you heathen, you), as long as it gets you to acknowledge the genius of the One True Pairing...Mari and Kensuke!! I will preach this message far and wide, and possibly in a single one-off fanfic. The Penguin God's will is unclear on that matter.
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Postby amitakartok » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:35 am

Kensuke/Mayumi. Because MEGANE POWAH.
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:47 am

View Original Postamitakartok wrote:Kensuke/Mayumi. Because MEGANE POWAH.


No! :mayano:

Mari/Kensuke does nothing for me, and it pales in comparison to the greatness of the AsuMariShin three-way. But Sakura/Sumire . . . that one's interesting. I'd always pictured her with Koji for some reason, but Sakura definitely works in that comic.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:51 am

Blasphame! So much blasphame!

....that is a fun word to say....
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Postby Sorrow » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:59 am

Blasphemer is even more fun, I believe.

Sakura X Toji.
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:00 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:Blasphame! So much blasphame!

....that is a fun word to say....


Suimame. That is all.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:20 am

Kensuke can't handle Mari. Mana is more his speed.

Asuka/Mari kitty ship is the one true way.
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:54 am

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Asuka/Mari kitty ship is the one true way.


With Shinji as their occasional chew toy. :marihearts: :shinjired: :asukahearts:

I tell ya, Suimame is love.
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Postby ElMariachi » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:07 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:Though he'll have to fight Ritsuko for her. :devil:

Mana, not Maya! :tongue:
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:10 pm

View Original PostElMariachi wrote:Mana, not Maya! :tongue:


Derp! Too many "Ma--" names, damn it. In that case he's welcome to her; let the useless clutter sort itself out. :devil:
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Postby Mr. Tines » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:06 pm

Related -- http://forum.evageeks.org/thread/5515/Batshit-crazy-pairings/

View Original PostSquigsquasher wrote:Asuka X Hikari: This one actually has some potential, given that Hikari is basically Asuka's only friend. She even offers support to her after Episode 22. Also, delicious Yuri.
Related -- http://forum.evageeks.org/thread/3137/Asuka-and-Hikari/
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Postby Compiling_Autumn » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:29 pm

Damn, this Asuka x Hikari crack pairing is blowing my mind right now. I'll need to do some more research before I can comment.
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:02 pm

Gendo x Asuka


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