What Rei does in the alternate dimention: A script idea.

[Rahaquiel-2D1S]

It's....

Rei NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

BOUGHT TO YOU BY:

MISAT-O'S, giving Evangelions their nutritional vitamins and minerals since 2015!

*Rei comes in*

Rei: Hello, I'm Rei Nye, and I'm here to teach you about:

EVANGELION. *Cue short dramatic music clip*

Rei: Yes, Evangelion. Evangelions, or Eva units, for short, may look like a robot out of a science-fiction/action, Saturday morning cartoon. However, they are not made out of metal at all. Let me show you my...EVA UNIT MODEL OF SCIENCE! *Cue trumpet clip* Now as you see, this Eva unit model looks like my unit, Eva-00, only smaller. You think it's a robot right? WRONG! *Buzzer* Allow me to show you:

*Gets chainsaw and buzzes of model of Eva unit model*

Rei: See the blood coming out? Robots don't have blood! And also, *pulls of Eva's helmet revealing real face of Eva unit* this was modeled after we humans! IT'S SCIENCE! Cool, huh?

End.

This is just some random crap I made up after seeing the image in the hyperlink.

[Darius]

xD. That image was funny...oh god.

Rei should have like glasses and her own organisation....maybe even..Reitology (xD..bad joke about Scientology and it doesn't even have anyhting to do with Science I think...)

[Faußtin]

Holy crap... This is just a female who looks like our Rei, not the real one. Sheesh...

[Mr. Tines]

Holy crap... This is just a female who looks like our Rei, not the real one. Sheesh...

The "Ritsuko" ending of the Ayanami Raising Project.

[BobBQ]

There's one with Rei in a lab coat and glasses that fits the Rei Nye idea better, I think.

And some of those ending screens are... strange, to say the least. What's up with the one showing Rei in a maid's uniform and carrying an MP5A3?

Next on BBC-7, "Ayanami Powers, International Girl of Mystery"...

[Mundane]

I'd watch it.

But no line in the movie could come close to Dr. Evil's line "My father would make outrageous claims, like he was the inventor of the question mark. He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

[Hunter21]

Oddly enough that little quip of a story (good job by the way) reminded my of the quick little programs Ines Fresange (Ai) did on Nadesico.