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Postby MAGI_01 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 4:23 pm

6)
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Postby Agentomega » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:07 pm

6)
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Postby Doctor Memory » Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:25 am

Your forces pour into Africa. A scouting contingent breaks off to locate and destroy any barbarian encampments while your main host marches on the capital of the local empire. You delay briefly to give a settler party time to reach the Nile basin. With this new production center in place--

Wait, hang on...

You're back aboard NERV Research Outpost 5. The recently disarmed Dan is presently engaged in counter-ATTACKing you. You ABANDON this fight and dive across the gleaming linoleum for his dropped stun rod. He's after you instantly, and for a moment the both of you are in some weird human curling slide.

You reach the stun rod first and ACQUIRE it. Dan is literally on top of you a moment later, spamming DISARM, GRAPPLE and ARREST. But Dan's STRIFE MODEX is wigging out on him. His animations keep resetting. Maybe his verbs are re-initializing each other? Or maybe he forgot to enable parallel or queued execution? It doesn't matter. You APPLY 50,000 volts to his abdomen and get back on you feet.

At the other end of the Medbay foyer, Zim has his throwing knives out. Dennis has apparently been blocking them with Madoka's medkit. You see two knives embedded in the plastic casing. He stands, foot still bleeding, taunting and honking at Zim. Madoka stands behind Dennis, his voluminous clown pants suitably shielding her small frame. She doesn't seem afraid, more like annoyed and disgruntled.

Zim pulls a fake out, followed by a 2X THROW COMBO. Dennis blocks the knife aimed at his head, but takes the other one in the gut and goes down. Zim pauses for a moment, not quite sure which girl to throw his next knife at.

Time to get creative:

1) ATTACKLE
2) ALCOHOLIZE
3) 守る
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Postby Oxopoha » Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:49 am

2) Let's get dangerous.
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Postby Agentomega » Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:14 pm

3), because Madoka is worth it.
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Postby MAGI_01 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:02 pm

3)
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Postby SirRotgut » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:28 pm

3
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Postby Doctor Memory » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:07 pm

((Apologies for the delay. I ended up re-writing this one three times. The previous version was over 500 words long and at least seven times derpier.))

Zim's eyes are on Madoka. You clear the space between you and her in three steps. The first knife has already flown past her head. Her amateurish attempt at DODGE has set her off balance. She's falling backwards. The second THROW will hit! You bring Dan's stun rod up like a baseball bat. カッキーン! Homerun! You drop the rod, scoop up Madoka and leg it to the ICU/storage area. Zim comically slams into the transparent aluminum door as it closes behind you.

"What the hell is going on?!", Madoka protests as you put her down.

You can't shake this weird sense of déjà vu. That baseball swing and Madoka's (°□°) face in particular seem very familiar to you. No time to dwell on that now.

Zim are Dan are getting up. They spend little time collecting themselves before getting back to the business of Shitcurity. They have Dennis in cuffs, his huge pants being searched.

"Glow sticks, no. Rubber chicken, obvious. Bowling ball? No. Another rubber chicken... A foam grenade?"

"I have a permit for that.", Dennis slurs.

"Yeah, sure. Hamburgers... Yet another rubber chicken. Jeez... Dexalin pills... Syringes!"

"That's Innaprover... inaproov... You know what those are."

"How do I know you're not peddling Mind Breaker on the side, clown?"

"Mind Breaker is blue, hadron brain!"

"Dan, look at this. Hand welder."

"You got a permit for that, funny guy?"

Dennis just groans.

"Gimme that. And your rod. You watch the clown, I'll get the other two." Dan approaches the door.

"Uh... Excuse me, sir?", Madoka attempts to address Dan. "May I ask... why is Clown-san being arrested?"

"They're just a pair of douchebags douching it up proper.", you reply.

"Shut up, bitches. You're next." Dan fires up the welder. Looks like he's trying to melt through the maglock.

"Shit." You don't want to leave Dennis behind but you feel compelled to keep Madoka safe. "Is there a another way out of here?"

"Um... Through the morgue."

"Lead on, Macpufnstuf."
((According to my headcanon, Walpurgisnacht is the result of combining every witch ever portrayed by Billie Hayes))

Madoka takes you through the morgue, through the crematorium, and into the chapel. The chaplain here sports the biggest afro you've seen since Louis "Gizmo" Dunbar.

The chaplain looks you over and notices you're both flushed and breathing heavily. "Let me guess. The two of you just made out in one of the coffins and now you want to confess your undying love for each other here in the presence of God."

You never considered that. But, now that he mentions it, your mind goes there so fast it makes your amygdala spin.

"Well, actually," you begin...

1) "I was just looking for the loo."
2) "Forgive me, Father, for I must sin."
3) "I seek sanctuary from the law."
4) "Kaname-san, will you marry me?"
5) Write-in: "__________"
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Postby Agentomega » Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:10 pm

As cool as 4 is, we've only just met her. I'm thinking 3) or a write-in of "Homu-homu"
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Postby Oxopoha » Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:23 pm

3) God! My! Oh!
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Postby MAGI_01 » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:28 pm

3)
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Postby Doctor Memory » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:10 am

"Well, actually, I seek sanctuary from the law."

"Damn it. I was hopin' to do a gay wedding today. You'd think there'd be more of those, what with this bein' the Future and all.

"Very well, my child. Confess unto me thy sinful infractions, and I will provide absolution... and maybe a decent lawyer."

"Okay... Well, I was minding my own business..." You provide a run down of The Story So Far, beginning from when you got off the shuttle.

"Is any of that true, Madoka?"

"That's certainly what happened in Medbay. Those two were ignoring all sorts of protocols!"

"I see. Then it would seem we are indeed plagued by the unholy scourge of Shitcurity. But fear not, my children, for God's baddest motherfucker will watch over you in your time of need!"

As if on cue, Zim enters the chapel. He wastes no time before throwing daggers everywhere.

The chaplain handily catches Zim's projectiles with his massive 'fro. "Looks like I need to teach some poor dickbag the meaning of discipline." He punctuates this sentence by cracking a bullwhip.

"OH, SHIT!" Zim suddenly decides he doesn't want to be here anymore.

"Hold up, sweetcheeks! I promise I'll show ya a good time! BWAHAHAHAHA!" They both run off to the residential wing like Satan himself is at their heels. For Zim, this likely isn't far from the truth.

1) Assist the chaplain with... whatever he plans to do
2) Go back to Medbay
3) Look for Guybrush
4) Find some booze
5) Look at Garterbelt's porn
6) Check if Madoka's hair tastes like cotton candy
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Postby Oxopoha » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:54 pm

2) We gotta check on Dennis.
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Postby Agentomega » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:09 pm

6) Homu-nomu-nomu.
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Postby MAGI_01 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:06 am

6) Too funny to not choose it :lol:
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Postby SirRotgut » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:17 am

might as well go with 6)
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Postby Doctor Memory » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:52 am

You ponder the pinkness of Madoka's hair. Such "unnatural" colors are far from unheard of, but the age of trendy genetic modification has passed. Blue genes, like blue jeans, never went out of style, but any other color is rarely seen nowadays. Which is a shame because pink is your favorite color.

You can't help but notice the hue and gradient closely match that of freshly spun cotton candy. Your brain's knee-jerk reaction is "I must eat this." While such impulses are usually best ignored, your curiosity has you enthralled. You read somewhere that perfumed sweat was once a fad. Certainly, flavored hair is within the realm of possibility too? You must know! This is important scientific research! Position target in the center, om nom nom...

This does not taste at all like cotton candy. Or even strawberry sherbet. However, you're reasonably certain you know what brand of conditioner she uses.

Her reaction to your shenanigans, though significantly delayed, is quite predictable.

( X3) *SMACK* \(°□°)

She doesn't run away, but she's monitoring you with extreme vigilance.

A) Apologize with verisimilitude
B) Play it cool like it ain't no thang

1) Go back to Medbay
2) Explore the station
3) Look for Guybrush
4) Find some booze
5) Look at Garterbelt's porn
6) Shuffleparse )}__________
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Postby MAGI_01 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:00 am

A) and ah what the hell 4)
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Postby Agentomega » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:46 am

A) and 6) Shuffleparse )} Walpurgis(NOT)
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Postby Oxopoha » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:31 am

A) and 4)
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