Not Your Average Day - Weird Stuff Thread

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Not Your Average Day - Weird Stuff Thread

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Postby Catamari » Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:04 pm

Since I'm fairly sure that a percentage of us actually leave our desk chairs and go into meatspace to interact with real people (I go outside, but don't leave my chair), I thought it would be fitting to have a thread for all the chuckles, facepalms, and WTFs during the day that won't fit into the RML and FML threads.

Post the mundane and mildly interesting shit that happens in your day that makes you turn your head and ask yourself "Dafuq was that?".


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On my way out of the campus library, today, I heard Guren no Yumiya coming from my pocket. I reached for my phone, and saw that nobody was calling. Someone, a good 3 metres away from me, also had that song as their ringtone. First I've heard another anime ringtone, let alone the same theme song.

Yesterday, as I was exiting the Student Centre, there was a large (75 cm x 20 cm x 20 cm) block of ice on the ground with two Tampa Bay Rays tickets in it. You were supposed to take a picture with it an tag it on Instagram. There was a guy sitting next to it, waiting for the block to melt.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:44 pm

I thought you would be talking about this -- http://thedailywtf.com/
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Postby Catamari » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:49 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:I thought you would be talking about this -- http://thedailywtf.com/

...well, shit.

I didn't know there was a site by that name.

EDIT: Gave the thread a better title.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:34 pm

A bit of a weird situation happened to me today, actually.

While eating lunch inside a (mostly empty) restaurant, a female panhandler entered. I gave her some money and she thanked me. It was only a few dollars, so if the woman was in legitimate need of help, I hope she put the money to good use.

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Postby Princess Asuka » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:31 pm

This happened last Friday, but a friend of mine at school said that one of the guys whose a huge class clown picked up a dead worm and licked it and then he puked. :facepalm: :spew: :vomit: :vomit_duo: I'll admit he's said and done some stupid things in the past, like how he said seagulls were gonna take over the earth, but this one just takes the cake. :facepalm:

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Postby nervshatter » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:36 pm

After I had gotten out of work and on the drive back home some dude in front me pulls over during a stop and opens his door, he then begins to throw up all over the street and when he finally finished he gives me the thumps up then drives away only for him to stop again like 2 minutes later, this guy was so obviously drunk or hungover that it had me cracking up for a while.

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Postby Monk Ed » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:00 am

Months ago, my first time at DePaul, exploring the hallway leading to the first class I'd be taking there, I suddenly heard the Inuyasha ED Shinjitsu no Uta playing from somewhere. I was utterly surprised. Kindred spirits, here?! Not only that, but playing the music quietly over the speaker system or something, like elevator music for the hallways?

I kept turning around trying to find the source of the sound, only to notice it seeming to change every time I turned.

And then I realized that it was coming from my coat pocket :hahaha:. Somehow, due to some mysterious form of pocket-dialing (of a touchscreen-only smartphone in a leather case zipped up in a pocket), my phone had started playing that song. It had never happened before, and has never happened since.
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Postby Shinoyami65 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:41 am

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:This happened last Friday, but a friend of mine at school said that one of the guys whose a huge class clown picked up a dead worm and licked it and then he puked. :facepalm: :spew: :vomit: :vomit_duo: I'll admit he's said and done some stupid things in the past, like how he said seagulls were gonna take over the earth, but this one just takes the cake. :facepalm:


Some guy at my school somehow got hold of an empty tampon on the bus and swallowed it. On camera. For around $15.30. They had to take the video down eventually, but it was still extremely dumb, not to mention disgusting.
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Postby Princess Asuka » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:19 pm

View Original PostShinoyami65 wrote:Some guy at my school somehow got hold of an empty tampon on the bus and swallowed it. On camera. For around $15.30. They had to take the video down eventually, but it was still extremely dumb, not to mention disgusting.

That's nasty, I wish I knew why some guys did things like this.

Also, the guy who licked the dead worm decided to eat a dead worm today and I heard he got in trouble. :facepalm:

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Postby Dream » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:24 pm

... Getting in trouble because he ate a dead worm?
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Postby Catamari » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:02 pm

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:Also, the guy who licked the dead worm decided to eat a dead worm today and I heard he got in trouble. :facepalm:


I think the more WTF bit is that he "got in trouble". If he's anywhere near your age, that's just crazy.
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Postby nervshatter » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:08 pm

I hear worms are good for ya.

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Postby Princess Asuka » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:58 pm

View Original PostCatamari wrote:I think the more WTF bit is that he "got in trouble". If he's anywhere near your age, that's just crazy.

He's a year younger than me, but he's not as mature as I am.

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Postby riffraff11235 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:59 am

- Head out to use bathroom.
- Find panties hanging on bathroom doorknob.
- What do?

I know this isn't too weird by college standards, but still....
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Postby moonwolf2024 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:43 am

Lol....that's actually my standard. I always leave my undies in the bathroom......as a matter of fact I did it again last night :lol:


Any way.....so here's my weird shit. I usually wake up around this time to take my dog to potty. As I walk into the living room I see my bro laying crooked on the sofa. Now, the laying on the sofa part isn't weird as he's staying with us for a while so that's where he sleeps. It's what's position I found him in that disturbs me. Laptop open, head next the keyboard, and right hand holding his goodies....... :cringe:


I couldn't figure whether I should cover him up or not. It was dark so I was praying nothing was hanging out and double praying my mother didn't see it. Luckily his phone rang so he changed positions. But that's was such an awful sight. :facepalm:
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Postby Redtophat » Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:32 am

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:- What do?
Become Harem MC of course!

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Postby Oz » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:10 am

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:- Head out to use bathroom.
- Find panties hanging on bathroom doorknob.
- What do?

Recreate Macross Frontier's panty chase.
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Postby Giji Shinka » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:11 am

View Original PostJune wrote:Become Harem MC of course!

And when you become one, don't forget to say the most basic question to that situation: "W-What these things are...??"

Also, bear in mind that, after you ask the question, very angry tsundere might attack you out of nowhere.
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Postby Catamari » Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:42 am

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:- What do?


Put them on your head. Take pictures.
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Postby NemZ » Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:49 am

move them to a different doorknob far away, creating a mystery.
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