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Worst cast ever ideas :P

Postby Dimmi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:26 am

Hehehe with all the serious intellectual discussions on here I think it's time we lighten it up a bit ;) here's my suggestion for the cast that would ensure that Eva fans the world over buried their DVD collections out of pure shame over being associated with it :P

Gendo: Dave Chapelle

Fuyutski: Eugene Levy (Jim's dad from American Pie :P )

Misato: Jennifer Coolidge

Ritsuko: Kirsten Dunst

Kaji: Jason Biggs

Shinji: Orlando Bloom

Asuka: JoJo

Rei: Kenny from South Park

Penpen: Godzilla

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Re: Worst cast ever ideas :P

Postby The Eva Monkey » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:42 am

Dimmi wrote:Asuka: JoJo

Is JoJo a monkey?

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Postby Dimmi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:45 am

it depends on who you ask :wink:

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Postby Hexon.Arq » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:05 pm

Either way the answer is yes, it's a monkey.

I'm all for Dave Chapelle as Gendo, btw.

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Postby Dimmi » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:27 am

I'm Ikari Gendo, bitch! :wink:

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Postby BrikHaus » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:22 am

Here's one you left out.

Kaworu: Samuel L. Jackson

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Postby Rahaquiel-2D1S » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:50 am

Paris Hilton as Asuka. LOLOLOLOL CAFFIENE BUZZ.
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Postby tinmeigut » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:58 am

Paris Hilton as Asuka? That tarnishes Asuka's attractiveness. How about Tom Cruise as Shinji? Well he maybe a little bit too old.
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Postby DatDude » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:56 am

Eva Monkey as Shinji
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Postby Dimmi » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:09 am

Jackie Stallone as Misato after too much substance abuse :shock:

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Postby aCynicalPie » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:50 am

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Postby AuthenticM » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:57 am

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Postby Kaysow » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:10 pm

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Postby Hunter21 » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:32 am

The Monger jokes got real old, real fast.
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Postby aCynicalPie » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:19 am

Hunter21 wrote:The Monger jokes got real old, real fast.

I'm pretty sure no one has suggested that he be cast in the Live Action movie yet.

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Postby AuthenticM » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:06 am

aCynicalPie wrote:
Hunter21 wrote:The Monger jokes got real old, real fast.

I'm pretty sure no one has suggested that he be cast in the Live Action movie yet.

Let it stay that way.
In my case, I refuse to go easy on the ignorant, regardless of degree. Hitler was ignorant. Joshua C. Whatshisface is ignorant. To me, they're in the same category of ignorant and stupid people who should have been left in some isolated corner of the world where they couldn't bother anyone. --The Eva Monkey

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Postby Faußtin » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:02 pm

Ikari Gendo: Antonio Banderas
Ikari Yui: Pamela Anderson
Kaji: Sir Ian McKellen (Not sure of the spelling)

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Postby ccat*confuser » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:26 pm

Dr. House as Rei.


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Postby Legend of the Past » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:33 pm

Annete O'toole as Soryu Asuka Langley.
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Postby ccat*confuser » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:14 pm

Legend of the Past wrote:Annete O'toole as Soryu Asuka Langley.


She actually would have been pretty good if she was younger. a lot younger.


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