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Postby PanzerEVA » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:22 am

Ok, so technically they already are military vehicles. But I can't stop thinking 'what if' the Eva's were simply tanks or battleships?

I guess we have Eva-303 to blame for this. XD

If Eva-00 was a tank, it'd be a Type 90 Kai, no question.

Unit 01 would be a Challenger 2 (just coz).

Unit 02, duh! A Leopard 2 what else?

03 and 04 would be Abrams.

What do you think?

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Postby NemZ » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:08 am

I think you and Kensuke would get along well. :lol:
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Postby PanzerEVA » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:48 am

OK, how's something I've got worked out.

One of my many 'ideas', along with my IDS Conundrum thingy-ma-jig.

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NERV TRANSOM OPERATIONS

GROUPS 00 THROUGH 05


GROUP 00 UNITS

Evangelion Sea Unit 00 - Kongo Class Destroyer

Aerial Unit 00 - F-14E(Evangelion) Tomcat

Heli Unit 00 - AH-64A Apache

Ground Unit 00 - Type-90 kai

Sea Unit 00y - Georgios Averof


GROUP 01 UNITS

Sea Unit 01 - Type 45 Destroyer

Aerial Unit 01 - F-14E Tomcat

Heli Unit 01 - AH-1Z Viper

Ground Unit 01 - Ariete/Leclerc (Undecided)


GROUP 02 UNITS

Sea Unit 02 - K130 Braunschweig Class Corvette

Aerial Unit 02 - F-14E Tomcat

Heli Unit 02 - Eurocopter EC335 Tiger

Groud Unit 02 - Leopard 2

Sea Unit 02y - Bismarck Class Battleship

Heli Unit 02y - Kamov Ka-50 Black Shark


GROUP 03 UNITS

Sea Unit 03 - Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer

Aerial Unit 03 - F-14E Tomcat

Heli Unit 03 - AH-64D Apache Longbow

Ground Unit 03 - M1A3 Abrams


GROUP 04 UNITS

Sea Unit 04 - Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer

Aerial Unit 04 - B-1C Lancer

Heli Unit 04 - AH-64D Apache Longbow

Ground Unit 04 - M1A3 Abrams

Ground Unit 04y - T-90E


GROUP 05 UNITS

Sea Unit 05 - HMS Hermes

Aerial Unit 05 - A-10D Thunderbolt 2/Warthog

Heli Unit 05 - CH-47 Chinook

Ground Unit 05 - Challenger 2


ALL OTHER UNITS

Sachiel - Mi-24 Hind-D

Shamshel - Motor Torpedo Boat

Ramiel - Transom Unit, Command and Control Super-Vessel

Gaghiel - Oscar class SSN

Izrafel - Mi-28N Havoc

Sandalphon - Los Angeles Class SSN

Matarael - Opolinoid-like Battle Walker

Sahaquiel - B-52H Stratofortress

Iruel - Class of Limpet Mines

Leliel - Kuznetsov Class Carrier

Bardiel - Su-33 Flanker D

Zeruel - Ticonderoga Class Cruiser

Arael - Invincible Class Light Carrier

Armisael - AV-8B Harrier II/Harrier GR Mk.9

Tabris - Man Sized Combat suit

AAA Wunder - Huge, Super-Advanced Aerial Battleship

'Clockiel' - Russain Nuclear Ice Breaker

'Tunniel' - Tunnel Boring Machine

Several Escorting Warships of Varying Types
All the Gamma units can be explained, but since I want to try and make a fic out of this (when my current batch is finished up), it'll have to be through PM or just stay away from you all. :)

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Postby NemZ » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:32 pm

Why the fixation on F14s?
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:46 pm

I'd guess because F-14s are the sexiest jet fighter America ever made.
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Postby PanzerEVA » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:04 pm

Or if you went to the fafiction area, you'd find out pretty quickly (psst, EVA-303)

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:22 pm

View Original PostTMBounty_Hunter wrote:I'd guess because F-14s are the sexiest jet fighter America ever made.


Really? The F14? Not the F16, or the F18? Or even the overpriced but awesome F22?

Then again, I think the A10 has them all beat, so that shows MY tastes. :irked:
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Postby PanzerEVA » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:51 pm

In this universe I've diverged from the original, NERV is still a paramilitary corporation, but it's more mercenary in nature, so they have a 'budget' so to speak.
I'm not going to go into full details, mainly because this is the wrong forum.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:58 pm

Well...if thinking of the Evas as military vehicles (like, VEHICLES, not cyborgs), what is the nature of their opposition? Still Angels? And if so, how would something like a regular vehicle be able to go toe-to-toe with them?
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Postby PanzerEVA » Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:59 am

Way I see it, the ship EVA's are command and control. They house the entry plugs. There's still a crew and the ship is still able to be a normal ship. Under plug control, speaks for itself. All other EVA's need ship unit to be operational, so if Sea Unit 03 was destroyed, Aerial Unit 03 wouldn't work, but Aerial Unit 01 would.

If you see what I mean.

As for the opposition... Still not quite sure. Ammunition is how they fight, Lance-Enhanced munitions. Figure that one out.

Here's an impression of Sea Unit 01:

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Postby Squigsquasher » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:00 pm

I can imagine an F15 Eagle in Unit 02 colours.

But then Starscream transformed into an F15 so I am biased.
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:02 pm

Have the F-14 inspired VF-1 in Eva colors :D

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Postby Melchior » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:37 pm

View Original PostTMBounty_Hunter wrote:Have the F-14 inspired VF-1 in Eva colors :D

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I wasn't extremely interested in this topic... as I am clueless when it comes to this sort of thing...
UNTIL THIS.

Sold, continue :3~

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Postby PanzerEVA » Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:23 am

Made a load more. No jets as of yet, having difficulty with the drawing.

But here, have these as instead!

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Postby Tribblepoo » Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:34 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:Then again, I think the A10 has them all beat, so that shows MY tastes. :irked:


That thing is ugly as hell, but there's a certain elegance about someone figuring out how to make a tank fly.
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Postby PanzerEVA » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:39 am

View Original PostTribblepoo wrote:That thing is ugly as hell, but there's a certain elegance about someone figuring out how to make a tank fly.
My god, your NAME :cringe:
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Postby Bagheera » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:26 pm

Would someone with the ability to edit forum threads mind removing that apostrophe in the thread title? It bugs the hell out of me every time this topic gets bumped.
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Postby PanzerEVA » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:20 pm

^what's wrong with it?



I've been thinking about what the MP Eva's could be. Some kind of MiG perhaps? T-55's?
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Postby pwhodges » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:34 pm

View Original PostPanzerEVA wrote:^what's wrong with it?

We're not grocers.

(I was tempted to write: we're not grocer's!)
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Postby Bagheera » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:38 pm

View Original PostPanzerEVA wrote:^what's wrong with it?


I've been thinking about what the MP Eva's could be. Some kind of MiG perhaps? T-55's?


The word you're looking for is "Evas". It's a plural, not a possessive. No apostrophe.
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