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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:26 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:At least have the decency to make a new thread for your lewdness and stop derailing this one.

This thread is for chatting about all things lewd, while trying to do it in a civil manner. Example of intelligent conversation:
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The Henfap Limit (based on the existing Henflick Limit) is the point at which one is no longer able to fap to a certain Anime/Manga. This limit can be reached when one or more of five things happen:
  • The character in question becomes too cute
  • One respects the characters in the material too much to fap to it
  • The breasts are the size of Siamese Watermelons
  • Wrong body proportions (hips, etc.)
  • Artwork is not appealing
  • The story overpowers the artwork
Nothing is worse than discovering that you are unable to spank the monkey to certain material (or place the little man in the canoe, for you ladies out there.) There is a feeling of profound shame and embarrassment, followed by an urge to shut your computer and go away for a little while. That is in the case of cuteness. If the material does not appeal to you (see three and four), it's not as bad. You just move on to better porn. For me, there are several hot Evangelion douijins that have exceeded this limit. I just can't get past the cute factor or the respect factor. It's infuriating, but you get over it and move on to tentacle porn or whatnot. Or perhaps Yandere, except for the fact that there are some Mirai Nikki ones that manage to trip the fifth corollary. Then I just read them and enjoy, but do not fap. Then I go watch some people stick their dicks in monster girls or something.

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lol waifus and vagina farts

Feel free to comment on the Henfap Limit, by the way. I make it myself. :nyao:

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Postby Sgt. Griff » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:28 pm

Henfap limit: The character looks/is too young.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:30 pm

Covered by unappealing artwork, my friend. However, if you still like the character's looks, it can then be covered by corollaries one and two. ;)

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Postby NemZ » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:37 pm

Much better. Let's try and keep it a discussion ABOUT lewdness rather than an example thereoff.

Sgt. Griff wrote:Henfap limit: The character looks/is too young.


Bad news then for most people here, as the pilots are still in middle school.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:41 pm

Good point. So, every time that I read an Eva Doujin, it's child porn? Son of a bitch.

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Postby Sgt. Griff » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:42 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Bad news then for most people here, as the pilots are still in middle school.




Yeah but time skip.

Now that does confuse the manner, technically they're all well into their twenties, but they still look exactly the same.

It's a good thing I stay away from Eva related smutt.
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Postby Redtophat » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:45 pm

A true man lives and dies by the Loli. :freud:

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:47 pm

Yeah, but does the true man fap to the girl that he thinks of as underage? I mean, are you deriving pleasure from her looks, or from the fact that she's underage?

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Postby Justacrazyguy » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:48 pm

View Original PostJune wrote:A true man lives and dies by the Loli. :freud:


I second this.

Oh, and Nuke-kun. The cuter the character, the more I fap to her(on special cases, him)
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Postby Catamari » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:54 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Good point. So, every time that I read an Eva Doujin, it's child porn? Son of a bitch.


It's technically illegal in the US. However, the law is seldom enforced. It's a victimless crime.

EDIT: I mean loli, BTW.
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Postby Xard » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:55 pm

Are you guys sure this topic doesn't belong to animango subforum?
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

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Postby Catamari » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:57 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:Are you guys sure this topic doesn't belong to animango subforum?


Not necessarily. Lewdness isn't strictly an anime thing. We just happen to be attracted to women that don't exist.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:57 pm

It's about lewdness in general; this can be considered an anime tangent. And even so, the thread isn't for the discussion of any one anime in general.

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Postby Catamari » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:58 pm

Indeed, Nuke.

Here, have a 3D woman.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:00 pm

Left eye moves when she blinks with the right

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Postby Xard » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:01 pm

The OP is awfully 2Dish to me. All the talk about characters, art styles et cetera in the OP. I mean, the whole intelligent conversation blurp is essentially /a/ stuff.

Actually I'm not sure if the forum needs a dedicated thread for "this is what I fap to" talk but play for now, at least.
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:03 pm

Hey, it was NemZ's idea. I thought that I should get the ball rolling with at least something to talk about, and that something happened to be 2D. I can start a tangent on the wide array of TENGA products, if you'd prefer. ;)

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Postby Catamari » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:05 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:The OP is awfully 2Dish to me. All the talk about characters, art styles et cetera in the OP. I mean, the whole intelligent conversation blurp is essentially /a/ stuff.

Clearly we hold ourselves to high standards.

View Original PostXard wrote:Actually I'm not sure if the forum needs a dedicated thread for "this is what I fap to" talk but play for now, at least.

As long as it stays inside of the realm of "won't make grandma faint", I think we should be okay. Perhaps an "airing of fapdom" thread could be funny - at least for a little bit.
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Postby Redtophat » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:06 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Yeah, but does the true man fap to the girl that he thinks of as underage? I mean, are you deriving pleasure from her looks, or from the fact that she's underage?
You don't sexualize Loli's, you respect them and learn from them. Otherwise, you go for Christmas Cakes.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:06 pm

Actually, now that I think about it, it could probably be moved to the anime and manga subforum. That's probably the majority of what we'll wind up talking about anyway, as opposed to actual porn. There's more fun in discussing ahegao and trap then there is in talking about Kylee Strutt or whoever. Xard, feel free to move the topic as you deem fit.


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