Q: Why did Shinji cross the road?
A: To slit his wrists and mope some more on the other side.
Q: What's a sheep's favorite angel?
A: RAMiel!
Q: What was Eva-00's favorite musician?
A: RAY Charles!
Those are mine. Post your Evangelion jokes!
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LMFAO I think Ima go cross the road and slit my wrists on the other side
I don't care for Eva-elitists. I don't know everything, and neither do you.
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"Is that why they call you EvangelionFreak?" DatDude
"I will never understand you, Evangelionfreak. Never ever." Faußtin
"-Shinji is all alone, but Kaworu walks up to him and says, "So it's only us now.". End. YOU[girls]WISH. I'm looking at you, Evangelionfreak."Rahaquiel-2DIS
"Well, that still leaves Evangelionfreak straighter to me. Phew." Reichu
"I'm real tempted to say Kaworu and Evangelionfreak" Rahaquiel-2DIS
"Is that why they call you EvangelionFreak?" DatDude
"I will never understand you, Evangelionfreak. Never ever." Faußtin
"-Shinji is all alone, but Kaworu walks up to him and says, "So it's only us now.". End. YOU[girls]WISH. I'm looking at you, Evangelionfreak."Rahaquiel-2DIS
"Well, that still leaves Evangelionfreak straighter to me. Phew." Reichu
It was near the end of the school year, and the teachers at Shinji's school were running out of ways to keep them occupied, and to Shinji, class now felt like a prison. However, near the end of the day, one of the teachers had an idea.
"We're going to do something different. Whoever can answer my questions first gets to go home early." he said to the class, and Shinji's ears perked up as he prepared to answer.
"Who said 'History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.'?" he asked, but before Shinji could speak, Asuka blurted an aswer.
"Winston Churchill."
The teacher waved, and Asuka left the class.
"Who said 'We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.'?"
Shinji almost had it, when Hikari beat him to the punch.
"Martin Luther King."
The teacher smiled at the class rep, and motioned her to leave.
"Who said 'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.'?"
"Mahatma Gandhi." Answered Rei, and Shinji was once again beaten by a fraction of a sylable.
Shinji was now absolutely fuming with frustration, and soon he had lost all control of his temper.
"I WISH THESE DUMB BITCHES WOULD SHUT UP!" he roared, and the teacher's squinting eyes bolted open and scanned the classroom.
"WHO SAID THAT!?" the teacher demanded, and Shinji glared daggers at him before giving his response.
"BILL CLINTON! CAN I GO NOW!?"
"We're going to do something different. Whoever can answer my questions first gets to go home early." he said to the class, and Shinji's ears perked up as he prepared to answer.
"Who said 'History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.'?" he asked, but before Shinji could speak, Asuka blurted an aswer.
"Winston Churchill."
The teacher waved, and Asuka left the class.
"Who said 'We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.'?"
Shinji almost had it, when Hikari beat him to the punch.
"Martin Luther King."
The teacher smiled at the class rep, and motioned her to leave.
"Who said 'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.'?"
"Mahatma Gandhi." Answered Rei, and Shinji was once again beaten by a fraction of a sylable.
Shinji was now absolutely fuming with frustration, and soon he had lost all control of his temper.
"I WISH THESE DUMB BITCHES WOULD SHUT UP!" he roared, and the teacher's squinting eyes bolted open and scanned the classroom.
"WHO SAID THAT!?" the teacher demanded, and Shinji glared daggers at him before giving his response.
"BILL CLINTON! CAN I GO NOW!?"
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^ LOL :)
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
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System Shocker wrote:If it is the year 2016, how many Evas do you need to take down an Angel?
None, cause all of the Angels are dead.
I don't get the Bill Clinton joke.
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Timstuff wrote:During the 90's when Clinton faced impeechment, there were a lot of women coming out of the woodwork talking openly about affairs he had, and it made him look really bad.
Oh yeah. I guess my brain wasn't drawing the line from Point A to Point B...
@Hex: Amen brutha.
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Shinji never understood how Asuka always got whatever she wanted from adults, so one day he decided to ask her.
"It's easy. Just tell them 'I know the truth!, and they'll do anything!" She told him.
Shinji was surprised when he heard this, so he decided to try it out himself. The first person he saw was Dr. Akagi, so he approached her and put on a serious face.
"I know the truth!" he declared, and a shocked look came over her.
"Please, don't tell the commander." she said.
"Then cancel todays' synch tests." Shinji smiled, and Ritsuko agreed.
Quite pleased with the effect, Shinji decided to see just how far he could take this strategy. He strolled into his fathers office, and gladed him in the eye.
"I know the truth!" he shouted. The commander's eyes widened, and he whipped out his checkbook.
"How much will it cost to keep you quiet?"
"How about $10,000?" Shinji grinned devlishly, as the commander signed and handed him the check.
Feeling very proud of himself, Shinji was about to go home, when he saw Sub-Commander Fuyustki, and decided to do one more just for fun.
"I know the truth!" He said, and to his surprise, Fuyutski opened up his arms and gave him a warm smile.
"Well then come over here and give your dad a hug!"
"It's easy. Just tell them 'I know the truth!, and they'll do anything!" She told him.
Shinji was surprised when he heard this, so he decided to try it out himself. The first person he saw was Dr. Akagi, so he approached her and put on a serious face.
"I know the truth!" he declared, and a shocked look came over her.
"Please, don't tell the commander." she said.
"Then cancel todays' synch tests." Shinji smiled, and Ritsuko agreed.
Quite pleased with the effect, Shinji decided to see just how far he could take this strategy. He strolled into his fathers office, and gladed him in the eye.
"I know the truth!" he shouted. The commander's eyes widened, and he whipped out his checkbook.
"How much will it cost to keep you quiet?"
"How about $10,000?" Shinji grinned devlishly, as the commander signed and handed him the check.
Feeling very proud of himself, Shinji was about to go home, when he saw Sub-Commander Fuyustki, and decided to do one more just for fun.
"I know the truth!" He said, and to his surprise, Fuyutski opened up his arms and gave him a warm smile.
"Well then come over here and give your dad a hug!"
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That was good, Timstuff, but the end...
GROAN! :bashes head against desk: Bad thoughts, bad thoughts...
GROAN! :bashes head against desk: Bad thoughts, bad thoughts...
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