The World's Most Terrifying Burger is an Eva Burger

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The World's Most Terrifying Burger is an Eva Burger

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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:54 pm

[url]http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2013-04-20/evangelion-9-patty-burger-comes-with-fork-of-longinus[/url]

Wow Japan. Just wow. You're beating the US at it's own game.
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Postby robersora » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:56 am

Evangelion. What else.

If everyone in the world eats this at the same time, 3rd impact will begin. Seele, how naughty are you?
(If you eat it alone, you'll just die due to a heart attack).
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Postby Paranoid » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:51 am

I couldn't care less about the burgers, but I'd love to have a whole bunch of those forks of longinus. They seem like fun. :D
I like food.
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Postby Literary Eagle » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:55 am

Ew, I'm getting chest pains just from looking at that burger. :XP:

The fork of Longinus is kind of cool, though!
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Postby AR-99 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:33 pm

Breakfast, lunch and dinner all in one. ^_^ Whoever has Rei as their waifu in Japan would be going nuts over the prospect of winning that figure.
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Postby tomrule123 » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:18 pm

:cringe: ... DAMN, Japan. Also has a Spear of Longinus fork?! ... SHUT UP, LET ME FLY TO Japan, AND TAKE MY MONEY.
Nice way to promote though... strangely.
"Why a 9 x 9 burger? It's a pun on the film's Japanese title: Evangelion Shin Gekijō-ban Q. (Nine is pronounced kyū in Japanese.) "

Well, that, sort of, makes sense... from the perspective of food.

The prize is a 158-centimeter (5-foot, 2-inch), life-size, articulated Rei figure.

Welp... Sh*t just got real for fans of Rei. Let the games begin.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:23 pm

Giant dinner + life-size Rei statue? Gimme.
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Postby cyharding » Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:41 pm

This is a crime against beef. No human can eat that. :cringe:
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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:53 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Giant dinner + life-size Rei statue? Gimme.

There's definitely something of perverse in pairing 9 layers of meat with Rei.
So let’s make a wish.
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Postby CCri » Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:55 pm

wait... so why do I need a fork to eat a burger? o_O;
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Postby Oenara » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:05 pm

The prize is a 158-centimeter (5-foot, 2-inch), life-size, articulated Rei figure.


So, we have a canonical height for Rei?

View Original PostHyper Shinchan wrote:There's definitely something of perverse in pairing 9 layers of meat with Rei.


Shit, you're right! But the symbolism could be worse... if Rei were Jewish. :tongue:

View Original PostCCri wrote:wait... so why do I need a fork to eat a burger? o_O;


It's an alt for busy salarymen. All the benefits, fraction of the time: stab yourself in the aorta.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:35 pm

View Original PostHyper Shinchan wrote:There's definitely something of perverse in pairing 9 layers of meat with Rei.

*Thinks about it*
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Shit. Insensitivity out the wazoo.
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Postby Chuckman » Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:14 am

I want that burger. I want that figure. I'd just mess it up by sleeping with it, though. The figure, not the burger.

I mean literally sleeping, you perverts.
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Postby Elect G-Max » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:23 pm

To hell with the burger and the fork. I want teh Rei.
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Postby nervshatter » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:13 pm

Let me guess it's called the heart-stopper?
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Postby Rei IV » Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:13 am

Being a Rei fan and loving fast food, I'd get the best of both worlds. That's a might tasty looking burger and I would solely go to Japan just to eat it. The Rei figure could watch.
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Postby AR-99 » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:43 am

Dinner with waifu anyone? :shifty:
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:56 am

View Original PostAR-99 wrote:Dinner with waifu anyone? :shifty:

Well, I know what I'm doing for Christmas Eve this year.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:53 pm

Is the contest Japan only?
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:04 pm

If it were in America, I would have kicked this contest's ass so hard that it wouldn't be able to sit down for a week.
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