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Postby Catamari » Sun May 04, 2014 10:30 pm

View Original PostZapX wrote:They taste a bit like a lobster. They smell like a stinky shrimp. It's kind of its own taste in the same way that other decapods have unique flavors. Gotta suck all the stuff out of the head too. Good times.
Wait. You eat the brain?

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Postby ZapX » Sun May 04, 2014 10:33 pm

It's not the brain. It's the gonads (as well as the malacostracan equivalent of the pancreas and liver). You don't have to suck the head, but that's proper eating procedure here. Tastes like sea urchin or lobster roe.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sun May 04, 2014 10:35 pm

View Original PostZapX wrote:You don't have to suck the head

View Original PostZapX wrote:It's the gonads

View Original PostZapX wrote:suck all the stuff out of the head

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 05, 2014 1:26 pm

Sunday dinner -- roasting a half chicken
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with the only two celeriac roots in the over-wintered crop that got to be bigger than golfballs and so were worth roasting as a veg rather than grating to flavour a soup.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue May 06, 2014 5:08 pm

Okay, so, I'm a foodie by nature, but I also have a gastronomic curiosity matched only by a goat with the same culinary disregard of a Roomba rolling over thumb tacks. So, I discover this thing at KFC.

This freaking thing:

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Yes, this is a thing that exists. Your eyes do not deceive you: it is a sandwich with a layer of bacon, two layers of cheese, and some sort of mayonnaise-y sauce crammed between two pieces of fried chicken, and that's it.

This is the Donald Trump of fast food items. So, with the same feckless disregard I have when ordering fried chocolate-covered triple-sugar-coated wombat faces from the State Fair, I had to order and eat this thing. Because if there is one thing I will do before I die, it will be to eat all things that can be eaten.

As soon as it was brought out, me and the other guy at the counter were instantly inflicted with gout. I drove home and got a Mike's Harder Black Cherry Lemonade to drink with it, because I had already shelled out what little was left of my dignity and common sense in ordering a Double Down.

And I ate it. I ate that bastard. And it was glorious. Each bite brought me closer to either a cosmic epiphany or a coronary embolism. Halfway through, Denis Leary appeared in my apartment and extolled me to finish that freaking sandwich like a man. And finish I did.

And frankly...as ashamed as I am to say this...it's pretty good. This is not high-quality levels of food porn here, this is 'I-have-to-go-to-work-at-3-AM, so-sue-me' food porn. This is the difference between a Miyazaki film and some badly cropped Macross film that's still amazing because it's all the dogfights. This is simple food, for that every now-and-then need to just throw caution and unblocked arteries to the wind.

This is grindhouse food.

It's a limited time thing, but apparently, like the Terminator, it just won't die and stay dead. So, eat this thing now, if you are absolutely out of shits to give...or wait till it comes back like a deep-battered Ernst Blofeld, because it will.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue May 06, 2014 5:12 pm

So much was siggable about that post that I might just have to use some of it. :tongue:

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Tue May 06, 2014 5:24 pm

Knock yourself out, moy droog!
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Postby delispin25 » Tue May 06, 2014 9:39 pm

Those double downs are lethal. If anyone wanted to kill themselves, they'd just have to eat 2 or 3 and they'd be done. Probably the best way to go. Pretty sure we have this year round though, not some limited thing, probably because most Canadians aren't morbidly obese with hair trigger hearts that are set off by stuff like this.

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Postby Chuckman » Tue May 06, 2014 9:48 pm

The grilled double down without the coating is actually pretty good, nutrient wise.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue May 06, 2014 11:13 pm

I'll stick to my In-N-Out double meat mustard grilled w/ onions, thankyewverymuch.

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Postby Monk Ed » Tue May 06, 2014 11:24 pm

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Postby AngelNo13Bardiel » Wed May 07, 2014 2:26 am

I ate one when they first came out a few years back. I regretted it half-way through.

Last week, I gave it another go when I saw that KFC had brought it back. Still not that great.

Gob's post, however, is nothing short of glorious. That is how you tell a food story. Nice Leary cameo, by the way.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed May 07, 2014 2:29 am

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:Okay, so, I'm a foodie by nature, but I also have a gastronomic curiosity matched only by a goat with the same culinary disregard of a Roomba rolling over thumb tacks.
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Postby Catamari » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:26 pm

I made cheesy biscuits, tonight.



I got the recipe from Cooking Comically, but I used a hell of a lot more cheese, like, twice the amount.

I also made a batch of gluten free biscuits for my stepfather, they're pretty good. So, SSD, you can make them, too. I got it out of a book, but if you look up "Cheddar Boss Biscuits", you should find them.

No past due steak was involved, thankfully.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:09 pm

Aww man, that sounds good. Gotta make them for a cheat meal sometime. Thanks for the info! ^_^
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Postby Ornette » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:01 pm

Grilled pizza:

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:38 pm

Looks so damn good! :drool:
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Postby Ornette » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:55 am

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:01 pm

Nothing's showing up for me. Not sure why. :reiquiz:
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Postby Catamari » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:55 pm

View Original PostSailor Star Dust wrote:Nothing's showing up for me. Not sure why. :reiquiz:
Do you use adblock or Ghostery? I had to make an exception for the Google+ Platform to see the post.
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