[CYOA] Shinji's Silly Misadventures!

[Squigsquasher]

OK, my first real attempt at a CYOA, expect it to be utterly dreadful.

This is a CYOA in the incredibly silly style of Lucretius's excellent masterpieces of role play. Shinji is the main character. There will be a selection of a few choices to make, which YOU, the wonderful folks of EvaGeeks.com, will vote to decide. After at least 8 votes have been made, the story will advance. Do be aware that I may not always have time to update the story, as I still have to go to college, and cannot, regrettably, spend all day on EvaGeeks.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, there are no right or wrong answers. None of the decisions are going to result in a "game over", so don't worry about potentially dooming poor Shinji; there will be hilarity, one way or another. The question of silliness is not if, but what.

EDIT 2: Now reducing the required number of votes to 8 for the sake of keeping the story moving.

EDIT 3: If this hasn't been updated for several hours then I'm either asleep or otherwise occupied. Feel free to vote for a decision though.

Anyway, on with the (no doubt laughably bad) story. Please be gentle with me, this is my first time and I'm only young.



OK, that was really bad. Anyway, on with the story!


*Dingdingdingdingdingding!*

You are rudely awoken by your alarm clock. You stretch, get out of bed, yawn, and go out of the room.

Misato is lying on the sofa, watching TV. You aren't quite sure what it is, although you could have sworn that you heard the words "People die when they are killed!". "Yes they do" you think to yourself. "Yes they do".

You open Asuka's door and see she is fast asleep. Her alarm clock is unplugged, and she appears to be hugging her pillow. She isn't getting up of her own accord any time soon.

You are unsure whether to wake her up and face her wrath, or leave her asleep and let her oversleep, and then face her wrath anyway because you let her get up late.

Then you notice her wardrobe is open. A strange feeling overwhelms you.

Do you:

1: Try and wake her up,
2: Leave her be and get breakfast ready,
3: Leave her be and go back to bed,
or 4: Try and sneak in and try on some of her clothing?



I did say it was going to be bad. Don't say I didn't warn you...

[Lavinius]

Put on her plugsuit and replace the pillow with yourself, and subsequently try to fall asleep. Though you do not quite realize it yet, psychological criticism performance art is your true calling in life. Kaworu would be proud.

[Justacrazyguy]

2. It looks like the only option with no bad consequences.

[Agentomega]

What Lavinius said. Lulz for the lul god!

[Stryker]

Number 4 dude.

[Blue Monday]

3.

Because I'm pretty sure no one else is going to vote for it...

[MAGI_01]

3

Proved you wrong Blue

[BlackberryMilk]

2, but my heart says 4.

[Lavinius]

On second thought, I choose 2. It is the best option.

[Agentomega]

Ok, 4 isn't looking viable, so I too switch to 2.

[Squigsquasher]

OK, I know we've only had 9 votes, but the outcome is obvious by now, so on with the story!

You decide to leave Asuka in bed. Waking her up doesn't seem like a good idea.

You walk out of the bedroom and through the lounge. Misato is still lying on the sofa, and now the TV is blaring something about "Naughty Captain Hook! Tinkerbell's not big enough!" and someone's vital regions being seized. Rolling your eyes at whatever your lovely but slovenly guardian is watching, you march through to the kitchen.

You open the fridge, but discover that there is very little food left. "Bugger" you mutter to yourself.

In the fridge is a Daikon (a kind of white radish), a quarter-filled bag of rice, an instant curry that looks long past its date, some fish for Pen-Pen, a pack of just about usable prawns, and a fluid ton of beer.

"What the firetruck am I supposed with this!?". You curse for a few seconds, and then look back up at the fridge.

"Hmm...I may have an idea..." you say to yourself. You aren't too sure about it though.

Do you:

1: Attempt to make something with the miscellaneous crap stored in the fridge,
2: Look in the cupboard to see if there's anything in there worth using,
3: Ask Misato if you can go and buy some stuff to make a better breakfast with,
Or 4: Sit on the floor with a colander on your head, until you can think of something better.

Oh, and this time, please, no changing your votes. It makes counting votes trickier.

[Atropos]

3. We're getting out of this rat's nest ASAP.

[Lavinius]

2. It's the wisest thing to do.

[BlackberryMilk]

Dos.

[Lance of LoL]

If life as a perpetually skint person has taught me anything, it's how to make a little food work for you. There may be the makings of a shrimp risotto in there so I'm picking Number One.

[Agentomega]

Numbah one. If Food Network's taught me anything, it's that nearly everything can be made into a dish if you try hard enough.

[Justacrazyguy]

Number 2

[MAGI_01]

1

You can make decent food out of almost anything!

[Aggroxcraig]

Number 3

[Squigsquasher]

OK, it's a tie between 1 and 2 at the moment. 1 more vote should decide it!