Official EGF Dating Service

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Postby Fazmotron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:28 am

After numerous requests from many different members for a number of years now, we have decided to implement the Official EGF Dating Service.

So here's how it is going to work; Everyone will submit their profile to this thread in the format shown below, then the Admins and Mods will take all this data, analyse it using Ornette's high tech Fuyu-bot, and determine the members with the highest compatibility.

Here is how your application must be submitted:
Screen Name:
Brief Description of Yourself:
Age:
Country of Birth:
Type of Hairstyle:
Favourite Number:
Favourite Colour:
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself:
Number of Fingers:
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position:
(e.g. standing, sitting, tumbling)
Favourite Food:
Weight of Brain:


And finally, you need to finish your application with an Original Picture that best describes yourself.

To get you started, here is my profile.
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Screen Name: Fazmotron
Brief Description of Yourself: I am an valiant wizard like being with adjustability issues and numerous styrofoam modeling awards.
Age: 42
Country of Birth: Moon Base 9
Type of Hairstyle: Smouldering Lightning
Favourite Number: 944
Favourite Colour: Aspirant Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Bananaman
Number of Fingers: 8 (koala handling accident)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Sitting/ leaning/ tumbling down
Favourite Food: Porridge on toast (with brown sugar)
Weight of Brain: 1.753kg
Picture:
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Postby gatotsu911 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:13 am

something about robes and wizard hats
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Postby Xard » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:17 am

oh sweet I've always wanted to take part in EGF sausagefest ^______________________^


Screen Name: Xard
Brief Description of Yourself: a huge flaming faggot
Age: 21
Country of Birth: Finland
Type of Hairstyle: I have a haircut?
Favourite Number: 4 because it's just like "death" in Japanese XD
Favourite Colour: colours are shit
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: they don't exist anymore halp guise am I too weird
Number of Fingers: 10 (boring normalfag)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting naked on chair while leaving lights on and curtains open~~
Favourite Food: little brown girls are the best
Weight of Brain: 10kg
Picture:

Who I am like

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Who I want to be like

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Postby Kenshin Sephiroth » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:49 am

Oh, dating thread, where have you been all my life.

Xard, you're a feline Buddhist vegan poet? OH HONEY!

Screen Name: Kenshin Alphonso Sephiroth
Brief Description of Yourself: Wide-awake loldeep dreamer.
Age: 24
Country of Birth: Singapore
Type of Hairstyle: Ask my pillow
Favourite Number: 8 if spoken in Croatian, because it rhymes with my middle name.
Favourite Colour: Gamboge.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Black Books's Bernard Black
Number of Fingers: 10 fingers. (All up my nose.)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Rocking gently back and forth on a relaxing wave of LCL.
Favourite Food: Mystery Meat, with a side order of Soylent Green.
Weight of Brain: 1 full ounce. But it's not the weight that counts, it's the size.
Picture:

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Postby Final Messenger » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:53 am

Guess I'll join the fun
Screen Name: Final Messenger
Brief Description of Yourself: I like to wear a black trench coat and never really talk all that much.
Age: 18 (19 tomorrow)
Country of Birth: Canada
Type of Hairstyle: Punkish
Favourite Number: 13 I dunno why either
Favourite Colour: Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: I dunno
Number of Fingers: 8 fingers and 2 thumbs
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting
Favourite Food: Lasagna
Weight of Brain: I have a brain!?!?
Picture:
Image
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:40 pm

Screen Name: Bio-R-Sol TDSA The Great Mark Seins Double X GaoMazinGetter Robo
Brief Description of Yourself: I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Age: 21
Country of Birth: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Type of Hairstyle: Buzzed
Favourite Number: 64
Favourite Colour: Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Boss from Mazinger Z/Great Mazinger/Grendizer
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Standing
Favourite Food: Shellfish
Weight of Brain: 15 lbs

Picture:
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Postby Tankred » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:53 pm

Screen Name: TANKRED
Brief Description of Yourself: TANKRED ENDURES!
Age: I DO NOT REMEMBER, CRETIN, I HAVE SLEPT A FEW CENTURIES SINCE THEN.
Country of Birth: ENGLAND.
Type of Hairstyle: ARMOUR PLATING.
Favourite Number: 41,000
Favourite Colour: RED
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: DAVE LISTER, FIN THE HUMAN BOY, COMMISSAR FUKLAW.
Number of Fingers: 4, 1 AUTOCANNON.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: SITTING ON DEAD HERETICS.
Favourite Food: FILMFAGS EATEN AS MULCH.
Weight of Brain: ARMOUR PLATING.

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Postby chee » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:13 pm

My name is Chee and I approve of this thread

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Postby Mr. Tines » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:24 pm

Screen Name: Mr. Tines
Brief Description of Yourself: Just an average pack
Age: difficult to quantify. Do you mean the self or the current pack members?
Country of Birth: Various
Type of Hairstyle: You Earthings would think of sealskin
Favourite Number: 5
Favourite Colour: Black
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Tachikoma-tachi is the closest I can think of
Number of Fingers: None
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting, sprawling, standing and fidgeting with some of my bowties.
Favourite Food: Flesh
Weight of Brain: About a stone, distributed
Picture: Image
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Postby Sachi » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:41 pm

Screen Name: Sachi
Brief Description of Yourself: Forever young and in love
Age: 13
Country of Birth: The Internet
Type of Hairstyle: Perfect
Favourite Number: 11
Favourite Colour: Sanguine
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Vivi Orunitia
Number of Fingers: 11
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Suspended from the ceiling
Favourite Food: Tacos
Weight of Brain: As heavy as a ton of feathers
Picture:
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:46 pm

Screen Name: MugwumpHas "Muggy" NoLiver
Brief Description of Yourself: A lot like what Xard said, except I'm desirable to women.
Age: 21
Country of Birth: My mother's cunt, which achieved sovereignty in 1986. Their constitution is written on placenta, and their congress is staffed mainly by tapeworms and pubic lice. Not a bad vacation spot.
Type of Hairstyle: The feeble attempts to hide my thinning hair are understated and masculine.
Favourite Number: Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
Favourite Colour: Red like the lips of a broad who eats out too many menstruating women.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: On good days, Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov. On bad days, Gregor Samsa. Sure, both of those characters are from literature, but I'm sure they've both been adapted to screen at some point.
Number of Fingers: 11-21, depending on your definition of "finger".
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: I tend to sit on the keyboard and type with my well-toned ass muscles. The front half of me doesn't need to see the shit you people talk about.
Favourite Food: Well, the pizza from the shitty pizza place two blocks from my house sends me into stupors of fatty acid bliss, so I'll say that.
Weight of Brain: About the same as the blue haired chick's rack from Puni Puni Poemy.

Original Picture: Image
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Postby Alastor » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:19 pm

Screen Name: Alastor Thaddeus MacBatman
Brief Description of Yourself: I AM GUNDAM
Age: Four minutes.
Country of Birth: Darius Empire
Type of Hairstyle: Yes.
Favourite Number: 37
Favourite Colour: Purple
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: I'm not quite sure, honestly. Boss from Mazinger, I guess.
Number of Fingers: Shining and Burning.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: FLYING IN DA SKY.
Favourite Food: Pizza.
Weight of Brain: 40 tons

Original Picture: Image
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Postby EvangelionFan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:06 pm

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View Original PostFazmotron wrote:Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Bananaman

I WAS THINKING OF THIS SHOW JUST THE OTHER DAY

View Original Postchee wrote:My name is Chee and I approve of this thread

Best post in thread so far


View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Tachikoma-tachi is the closest I can think of

D'awwww!

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:Favourite Food: Flesh

Oh.


View Original PostSachi wrote:Brief Description of Yourself: Forever young and in love

Never change

View Original PostSachi wrote:Type of Hairstyle: Perfect

Oh well now you're just pushing it


View Original PostMugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:Favourite Number: Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...

SOMEONE'S sending out the signals to 'ol redbeard



Screen Name: EvangelionFan
Brief Description of Yourself: (217448) Days of Spring
Age: 20-21
Country of Birth: Our Universe
Type of Hairstyle: All Around
Favourite Number: Eight
Favourite Colour: White
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Protagonist from The Tatami Galaxy
Number of Fingers: 10 (incl. 2 opposable 'thumbs')
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Internet
Favourite Food: Hopes and Dreams, Sleep
Weight of Brain: Lighter than the The Tree of Life


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Postby KnightmareX13 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:38 pm

Screen Name:KnightmareX13
Brief Description of Yourself: Knightmare-Gundam hybrid and A.D.T.F. commander
Age: Increasing
Country of Birth: CONUS
Type of Hairstyle: varies on my location and load out
Favorite Number: 402a000000000000
Favorite Colour: Camouflage
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favorite Posting on EGF Position: Flying near L1
Weight of Brain: Never bothered to weigh it
Favorite Food: Kettle corn, Coca Cola, fans of annoying teenage pop stars, pandas

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Postby NemZ » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:55 pm

Screen Name: Nemzi-kun!
Brief Description of Yourself: marshmallow peep dusted with fiberglass
Age: post-adolesecent man-thing
Country of Birth:'Merika!
Type of Hairstyle: lazy elvis
Favourite Number:0
Favourite Colour:anti-green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself:silent bob
Number of Fingers: with or without lube?
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: couch cushion fort
Favourite Food: all that is meat
Weight of Brain: 2 cokes and a bag of pop rocks

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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:49 pm

Screen Name: AIKO HEIWA-SAMA
Brief Description of Yourself: I AM THE EMPRESS OF AIKOLAND ALL BOW BEFORE MY POWER
Age: Yes
Country of Birth: Gensokyo
Type of Hairstyle: i dunno, i just do whatever i feel like it to be
Favourite Number: Q
Favourite Colour: 16
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: PINKIE PIE
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: upside down like batman
Favourite Food: 12 year old girls
Weight of Brain: like about 5 or 6 tons (I am actually so smart, I just seem dumb)
Picture: Image
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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:46 pm

Screen Name: Bomby Bentley Bixley Berkeley von Bombsville III
Brief Description of Yourself: In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.
Age: 21 + 3
Country of Birth: United States of Dereka
Type of Hairstyle: Ekin Cheng hair
Favourite Number: 8
Favourite Colour: the color of olive oil
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Ryan Howard from The Office
Number of Fingers: 11. Five on my hands, one in my psyche.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Missionary
Favourite Food: Thai Curry
Weight of Brain: 8 megatons
Picture:

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Postby CorporalChaos » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:04 pm

Screen Name: Venusian Weasel
Brief Description of Yourself: I am a weasel of the space-borne variety. I spend my days and moving through holes like a family of inbreds in the Hudson Valley. Also have a hobby in competitive sleeping.
Age: 22 (Earth Years)
Country of Birth: Venus
Type of Hairstyle: Artificially straightened long hair.
Favourite Number: 13
Favourite Colour: The one out of space.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Nino
Number of Fingers: 8
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Gnawing on the screen
Favourite Food: Mice
Weight of Brain: 7 quaggs

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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:09 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Number of Fingers: with or without lube?


I laughed hard.

View Original PostCorporalChaos wrote:Favourite Colour: The one out of space.


I was moderately amused.
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Postby Defectron » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:33 pm

Screen Name: My screen name is unpronouncable to such primitive creatures
Brief Description of Yourself: I'm a sexy eldritch abomination with vagina dentata
Age: Since beyond time....
Country of Birth: Pangea
Type of Hairstyle: oranges
Favourite Number: Eleventy
Favourite Colour: Reverse Vampire
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Guu
Number of Fingers: More fingers then a pony
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: The two sword stance
Favourite Food: roasted pikachu
Weight of Brain: magic

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