Official EGF Dating Service
Moderators: Rebuild/OT Moderators, Board Staff
- Fazmotron
- Admin Emeritus :-{|
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1991
- Joined: Nov 27, 2007
- Location: Right here, always.
- Gender: Male
- Contact:
Official EGF Dating Service
After numerous requests from many different members for a number of years now, we have decided to implement the Official EGF Dating Service.
So here's how it is going to work; Everyone will submit their profile to this thread in the format shown below, then the Admins and Mods will take all this data, analyse it using Ornette's high tech Fuyu-bot, and determine the members with the highest compatibility.
Here is how your application must be submitted:
Screen Name:
Brief Description of Yourself:
Age:
Country of Birth:
Type of Hairstyle:
Favourite Number:
Favourite Colour:
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself:
Number of Fingers:
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: (e.g. standing, sitting, tumbling)
Favourite Food:
Weight of Brain:
And finally, you need to finish your application with an Original Picture that best describes yourself.
To get you started, here is my profile.
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Screen Name: Fazmotron
Brief Description of Yourself: I am an valiant wizard like being with adjustability issues and numerous styrofoam modeling awards.
Age: 42
Country of Birth: Moon Base 9
Type of Hairstyle: Smouldering Lightning
Favourite Number: 944
Favourite Colour: Aspirant Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Bananaman
Number of Fingers: 8 (koala handling accident)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Sitting/ leaning/ tumbling down
Favourite Food: Porridge on toast (with brown sugar)
Weight of Brain: 1.753kg
Picture:
This picture shows that I'm complex.
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Good luck Geeks!
So here's how it is going to work; Everyone will submit their profile to this thread in the format shown below, then the Admins and Mods will take all this data, analyse it using Ornette's high tech Fuyu-bot, and determine the members with the highest compatibility.
Here is how your application must be submitted:
Screen Name:
Brief Description of Yourself:
Age:
Country of Birth:
Type of Hairstyle:
Favourite Number:
Favourite Colour:
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself:
Number of Fingers:
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: (e.g. standing, sitting, tumbling)
Favourite Food:
Weight of Brain:
And finally, you need to finish your application with an Original Picture that best describes yourself.
To get you started, here is my profile.
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Screen Name: Fazmotron
Brief Description of Yourself: I am an valiant wizard like being with adjustability issues and numerous styrofoam modeling awards.
Age: 42
Country of Birth: Moon Base 9
Type of Hairstyle: Smouldering Lightning
Favourite Number: 944
Favourite Colour: Aspirant Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Bananaman
Number of Fingers: 8 (koala handling accident)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Sitting/ leaning/ tumbling down
Favourite Food: Porridge on toast (with brown sugar)
Weight of Brain: 1.753kg
Picture:
This picture shows that I'm complex.
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Good luck Geeks!
Last edited by Fazmotron on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:41 am, edited 3 times in total.
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- gatotsu911
- Nerv Scientist
- Age: 32
- Posts: 1674
- Joined: Dec 17, 2010
- Location: US of East Coast
- Gender: Male
- Contact:
something about robes and wizard hats
"I am shocked, SHOCKED, that a regular on an Evangelion forum would be a self-hating mess." - Tarnsman, paraphrased
"Jesus Christ, why are we even still talking about this shit?" - The Eva Monkey, summing up Evageeks in a sentence
Avatar: The Frozen Flame ~ Where Angels Lose Their Way
"Jesus Christ, why are we even still talking about this shit?" - The Eva Monkey, summing up Evageeks in a sentence
Avatar: The Frozen Flame ~ Where Angels Lose Their Way
Re: Official EGF Dating Service
oh sweet I've always wanted to take part in EGF sausagefest ^______________________^
Screen Name: Xard
Brief Description of Yourself: a huge flaming faggot
Age: 21
Country of Birth: Finland
Type of Hairstyle: I have a haircut?
Favourite Number: 4 because it's just like "death" in Japanese XD
Favourite Colour: colours are shit
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: they don't exist anymore halp guise am I too weird
Number of Fingers: 10 (boring normalfag)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting naked on chair while leaving lights on and curtains open~~
Favourite Food: little brown girls are the best
Weight of Brain: 10kg
Picture:
Who I am like
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Who I want to be like
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Call me ;D
Screen Name: Xard
Brief Description of Yourself: a huge flaming faggot
Age: 21
Country of Birth: Finland
Type of Hairstyle: I have a haircut?
Favourite Number: 4 because it's just like "death" in Japanese XD
Favourite Colour: colours are shit
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: they don't exist anymore halp guise am I too weird
Number of Fingers: 10 (boring normalfag)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting naked on chair while leaving lights on and curtains open~~
Favourite Food: little brown girls are the best
Weight of Brain: 10kg
Picture:
Who I am like
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Who I want to be like
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/403/snap2011092717h31m00s22.jpg/][/URL]
Call me ;D
- Kenshin Sephiroth
- Shamshel
- Age: 36
- Posts: 280
- Joined: Jul 26, 2011
- Location: Denmark
- Gender: Male
Oh, dating thread, where have you been all my life.
Xard, you're a feline Buddhist vegan poet? OH HONEY!
Screen Name: Kenshin Alphonso Sephiroth
Brief Description of Yourself: Wide-awake loldeep dreamer.
Age: 24
Country of Birth: Singapore
Type of Hairstyle: Ask my pillow
Favourite Number: 8 if spoken in Croatian, because it rhymes with my middle name.
Favourite Colour: Gamboge.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Black Books's Bernard Black
Number of Fingers: 10 fingers. (All up my nose.)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Rocking gently back and forth on a relaxing wave of LCL.
Favourite Food: Mystery Meat, with a side order of Soylent Green.
Weight of Brain: 1 full ounce. But it's not the weight that counts, it's the size.
Picture:
Get in line, ladies.
Xard, you're a feline Buddhist vegan poet? OH HONEY!
Screen Name: Kenshin Alphonso Sephiroth
Brief Description of Yourself: Wide-awake loldeep dreamer.
Age: 24
Country of Birth: Singapore
Type of Hairstyle: Ask my pillow
Favourite Number: 8 if spoken in Croatian, because it rhymes with my middle name.
Favourite Colour: Gamboge.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Black Books's Bernard Black
Number of Fingers: 10 fingers. (All up my nose.)
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Rocking gently back and forth on a relaxing wave of LCL.
Favourite Food: Mystery Meat, with a side order of Soylent Green.
Weight of Brain: 1 full ounce. But it's not the weight that counts, it's the size.
Picture:
Get in line, ladies.
"Sentient ice cream."
- Final Messenger
- Evangelion
- Age: 31
- Posts: 3206
- Joined: Aug 22, 2011
- Location: Toronto Canada
- Gender: Male
Guess I'll join the fun
Screen Name: Final Messenger
Brief Description of Yourself: I like to wear a black trench coat and never really talk all that much.
Age: 18 (19 tomorrow)
Country of Birth: Canada
Type of Hairstyle: Punkish
Favourite Number: 13 I dunno why either
Favourite Colour: Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: I dunno
Number of Fingers: 8 fingers and 2 thumbs
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting
Favourite Food: Lasagna
Weight of Brain: I have a brain!?!?
Picture:
Screen Name: Final Messenger
Brief Description of Yourself: I like to wear a black trench coat and never really talk all that much.
Age: 18 (19 tomorrow)
Country of Birth: Canada
Type of Hairstyle: Punkish
Favourite Number: 13 I dunno why either
Favourite Colour: Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: I dunno
Number of Fingers: 8 fingers and 2 thumbs
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting
Favourite Food: Lasagna
Weight of Brain: I have a brain!?!?
Picture:
Avatar:super high school level ???? Kyouko Kirigiri
"Before Pimptimus turned the Jupitris into his brothel it was giant helium carrier"- Fireball
"to solve a mystery sometimes you have to take risks. Isn't that right?"- Kyouko Kirigiri
more people should read Dangan Ronpa
"Before Pimptimus turned the Jupitris into his brothel it was giant helium carrier"- Fireball
"to solve a mystery sometimes you have to take risks. Isn't that right?"- Kyouko Kirigiri
more people should read Dangan Ronpa
- Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion
- Banned
- Age: 33
- Posts: 4166
- Joined: Feb 11, 2010
- Gender: Male
Screen Name: Bio-R-Sol TDSA The Great Mark Seins Double X GaoMazinGetter Robo
Brief Description of Yourself: I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Age: 21
Country of Birth: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Type of Hairstyle: Buzzed
Favourite Number: 64
Favourite Colour: Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Boss from Mazinger Z/Great Mazinger/Grendizer
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Standing
Favourite Food: Shellfish
Weight of Brain: 15 lbs
Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Age: 21
Country of Birth: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Type of Hairstyle: Buzzed
Favourite Number: 64
Favourite Colour: Green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Boss from Mazinger Z/Great Mazinger/Grendizer
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Standing
Favourite Food: Shellfish
Weight of Brain: 15 lbs
Picture:
So depressed am I
Missing you I do TK
Gone from paradise
Missing you I do TK
Gone from paradise
Screen Name: TANKRED
Brief Description of Yourself: TANKRED ENDURES!
Age: I DO NOT REMEMBER, CRETIN, I HAVE SLEPT A FEW CENTURIES SINCE THEN.
Country of Birth: ENGLAND.
Type of Hairstyle: ARMOUR PLATING.
Favourite Number: 41,000
Favourite Colour: RED
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: DAVE LISTER, FIN THE HUMAN BOY, COMMISSAR FUKLAW.
Number of Fingers: 4, 1 AUTOCANNON.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: SITTING ON DEAD HERETICS.
Favourite Food: FILMFAGS EATEN AS MULCH.
Weight of Brain: ARMOUR PLATING.
Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: TANKRED ENDURES!
Age: I DO NOT REMEMBER, CRETIN, I HAVE SLEPT A FEW CENTURIES SINCE THEN.
Country of Birth: ENGLAND.
Type of Hairstyle: ARMOUR PLATING.
Favourite Number: 41,000
Favourite Colour: RED
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: DAVE LISTER, FIN THE HUMAN BOY, COMMISSAR FUKLAW.
Number of Fingers: 4, 1 AUTOCANNON.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: SITTING ON DEAD HERETICS.
Favourite Food: FILMFAGS EATEN AS MULCH.
Weight of Brain: ARMOUR PLATING.
Picture:
Last edited by Tankred on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
- Mr. Tines
- Administrator
- Age: 66
- Posts: 21376
- Joined: Nov 23, 2004
- Location: This sceptered isle.
- Gender: Male
- Contact:
Screen Name: Mr. Tines
Brief Description of Yourself: Just an average pack
Age: difficult to quantify. Do you mean the self or the current pack members?
Country of Birth: Various
Type of Hairstyle: You Earthings would think of sealskin
Favourite Number: 5
Favourite Colour: Black
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Tachikoma-tachi is the closest I can think of
Number of Fingers: None
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting, sprawling, standing and fidgeting with some of my bowties.
Favourite Food: Flesh
Weight of Brain: About a stone, distributed
Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: Just an average pack
Age: difficult to quantify. Do you mean the self or the current pack members?
Country of Birth: Various
Type of Hairstyle: You Earthings would think of sealskin
Favourite Number: 5
Favourite Colour: Black
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Tachikoma-tachi is the closest I can think of
Number of Fingers: None
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: sitting, sprawling, standing and fidgeting with some of my bowties.
Favourite Food: Flesh
Weight of Brain: About a stone, distributed
Picture:
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Avatar: art deco Asuka
Avatar: art deco Asuka
Screen Name: Sachi
Brief Description of Yourself: Forever young and in love
Age: 13
Country of Birth: The Internet
Type of Hairstyle: Perfect
Favourite Number: 11
Favourite Colour: Sanguine
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Vivi Orunitia
Number of Fingers: 11
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Suspended from the ceiling
Favourite Food: Tacos
Weight of Brain: As heavy as a ton of feathers
Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: Forever young and in love
Age: 13
Country of Birth: The Internet
Type of Hairstyle: Perfect
Favourite Number: 11
Favourite Colour: Sanguine
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Vivi Orunitia
Number of Fingers: 11
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Suspended from the ceiling
Favourite Food: Tacos
Weight of Brain: As heavy as a ton of feathers
Picture:
- MugwumpHasNoLiver
- Erotic Humiliation
- Age: 33
- Posts: 3139
- Joined: Jan 17, 2009
- Location: Chicago, IL
- Gender: Male
Re: Official EGF Dating Service
Screen Name: MugwumpHas "Muggy" NoLiver
Brief Description of Yourself: A lot like what Xard said, except I'm desirable to women.
Age: 21
Country of Birth: My mother's cunt, which achieved sovereignty in 1986. Their constitution is written on placenta, and their congress is staffed mainly by tapeworms and pubic lice. Not a bad vacation spot.
Type of Hairstyle: The feeble attempts to hide my thinning hair are understated and masculine.
Favourite Number: Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
Favourite Colour: Red like the lips of a broad who eats out too many menstruating women.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: On good days, Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov. On bad days, Gregor Samsa. Sure, both of those characters are from literature, but I'm sure they've both been adapted to screen at some point.
Number of Fingers: 11-21, depending on your definition of "finger".
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: I tend to sit on the keyboard and type with my well-toned ass muscles. The front half of me doesn't need to see the shit you people talk about.
Favourite Food: Well, the pizza from the shitty pizza place two blocks from my house sends me into stupors of fatty acid bliss, so I'll say that.
Weight of Brain: About the same as the blue haired chick's rack from Puni Puni Poemy.
Original Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: A lot like what Xard said, except I'm desirable to women.
Age: 21
Country of Birth: My mother's cunt, which achieved sovereignty in 1986. Their constitution is written on placenta, and their congress is staffed mainly by tapeworms and pubic lice. Not a bad vacation spot.
Type of Hairstyle: The feeble attempts to hide my thinning hair are understated and masculine.
Favourite Number: Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
Favourite Colour: Red like the lips of a broad who eats out too many menstruating women.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: On good days, Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov. On bad days, Gregor Samsa. Sure, both of those characters are from literature, but I'm sure they've both been adapted to screen at some point.
Number of Fingers: 11-21, depending on your definition of "finger".
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: I tend to sit on the keyboard and type with my well-toned ass muscles. The front half of me doesn't need to see the shit you people talk about.
Favourite Food: Well, the pizza from the shitty pizza place two blocks from my house sends me into stupors of fatty acid bliss, so I'll say that.
Weight of Brain: About the same as the blue haired chick's rack from Puni Puni Poemy.
Original Picture:
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
Re: Official EGF Dating Service
Screen Name: Alastor Thaddeus MacBatman
Brief Description of Yourself: I AM GUNDAM
Age: Four minutes.
Country of Birth: Darius Empire
Type of Hairstyle: Yes.
Favourite Number: 37
Favourite Colour: Purple
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: I'm not quite sure, honestly. Boss from Mazinger, I guess.
Number of Fingers: Shining and Burning.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: FLYING IN DA SKY.
Favourite Food: Pizza.
Weight of Brain: 40 tons
Original Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: I AM GUNDAM
Age: Four minutes.
Country of Birth: Darius Empire
Type of Hairstyle: Yes.
Favourite Number: 37
Favourite Colour: Purple
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: I'm not quite sure, honestly. Boss from Mazinger, I guess.
Number of Fingers: Shining and Burning.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: FLYING IN DA SKY.
Favourite Food: Pizza.
Weight of Brain: 40 tons
Original Picture:
"Are you suggesting Toji was nearly killed because his eva had a yeast infection?" - NemZ
"You know...pretty much everybody has a motive to kill Kaji. So let's just take this to it's logical conclusion and say Pen-Pen killed Kaji in a jealous fit of rage over Misato." - Trajan
"You know...pretty much everybody has a motive to kill Kaji. So let's just take this to it's logical conclusion and say Pen-Pen killed Kaji in a jealous fit of rage over Misato." - Trajan
- EvangelionFan
- Test Subject
- Age: 32
- Posts: 2771
- Joined: Jun 16, 2010
- Location: Canberra
- Gender: Male
Re: Official EGF ____ Service
Replies SPOILER: Show
I WAS THINKING OF THIS SHOW JUST THE OTHER DAY
Best post in thread so far
D'awwww!
Oh.
Never change
Oh well now you're just pushing it
SOMEONE'S sending out the signals to 'ol redbeard
Screen Name: EvangelionFan
Brief Description of Yourself: (217448) Days of Spring
Age: 20-21
Country of Birth: Our Universe
Type of Hairstyle: All Around
Favourite Number: Eight
Favourite Colour: White
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Protagonist from The Tatami Galaxy
Number of Fingers: 10 (incl. 2 opposable 'thumbs')
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Internet
Favourite Food: Hopes and Dreams, Sleep
Weight of Brain: Lighter than the The Tree of Life
Original Picture SPOILER: Show
Voluntary Illusion.
Avatar: Wakaba Shinohara
Avatar: Wakaba Shinohara
- KnightmareX13
- Seepage Murid
- Age: 31
- Posts: 2963
- Joined: Jun 25, 2010
- Location: CONUS
- Gender: Male
- Contact:
Screen Name:KnightmareX13
Brief Description of Yourself: Knightmare-Gundam hybrid and A.D.T.F. commander
Age: Increasing
Country of Birth: CONUS
Type of Hairstyle: varies on my location and load out
Favorite Number: 402a000000000000
Favorite Colour: Camouflage
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favorite Posting on EGF Position: Flying near L1
Weight of Brain: Never bothered to weigh it
Favorite Food: Kettle corn, Coca Cola, fans of annoying teenage pop stars, pandas
Original Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: Knightmare-Gundam hybrid and A.D.T.F. commander
Age: Increasing
Country of Birth: CONUS
Type of Hairstyle: varies on my location and load out
Favorite Number: 402a000000000000
Favorite Colour: Camouflage
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favorite Posting on EGF Position: Flying near L1
Weight of Brain: Never bothered to weigh it
Favorite Food: Kettle corn, Coca Cola, fans of annoying teenage pop stars, pandas
Original Picture:
SPOILER: Show
Last edited by KnightmareX13 on Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:12 am, edited 5 times in total.
"This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost..." -- Cpt. Price ♠
"Damn the torpedoes" -- ADM Farragut
"I have not yet begun to fight!" -- Cpt. John Paul Jones
"Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship" -- Cpt. Jack Sparrow
Napalm Sticks to kids ♣ Λ
"Damn the torpedoes" -- ADM Farragut
"I have not yet begun to fight!" -- Cpt. John Paul Jones
"Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship" -- Cpt. Jack Sparrow
Napalm Sticks to kids ♣ Λ
Re: Official EGF Dating Service
Screen Name: Nemzi-kun!
Brief Description of Yourself: marshmallow peep dusted with fiberglass
Age: post-adolesecent man-thing
Country of Birth:'Merika!
Type of Hairstyle: lazy elvis
Favourite Number:0
Favourite Colour:anti-green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself:silent bob
Number of Fingers: with or without lube?
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: couch cushion fort
Favourite Food: all that is meat
Weight of Brain: 2 cokes and a bag of pop rocks
20110121-A2 (Fractal Mondrian)
Brief Description of Yourself: marshmallow peep dusted with fiberglass
Age: post-adolesecent man-thing
Country of Birth:'Merika!
Type of Hairstyle: lazy elvis
Favourite Number:0
Favourite Colour:anti-green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself:silent bob
Number of Fingers: with or without lube?
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: couch cushion fort
Favourite Food: all that is meat
Weight of Brain: 2 cokes and a bag of pop rocks
20110121-A2 (Fractal Mondrian)
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Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
- Aiko Heiwa
- Salt 'n' Genki
- Age: 27
- Posts: 2442
- Joined: Aug 06, 2011
- Location: Florida
- Gender: Female
- Contact:
Screen Name: AIKO HEIWA-SAMA
Brief Description of Yourself: I AM THE EMPRESS OF AIKOLAND ALL BOW BEFORE MY POWER
Age: Yes
Country of Birth: Gensokyo
Type of Hairstyle: i dunno, i just do whatever i feel like it to be
Favourite Number: Q
Favourite Colour: 16
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: PINKIE PIE
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: upside down like batman
Favourite Food: 12 year old girls
Weight of Brain: like about 5 or 6 tons (I am actually so smart, I just seem dumb)
Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: I AM THE EMPRESS OF AIKOLAND ALL BOW BEFORE MY POWER
Age: Yes
Country of Birth: Gensokyo
Type of Hairstyle: i dunno, i just do whatever i feel like it to be
Favourite Number: Q
Favourite Colour: 16
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: PINKIE PIE
Number of Fingers: 10
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: upside down like batman
Favourite Food: 12 year old girls
Weight of Brain: like about 5 or 6 tons (I am actually so smart, I just seem dumb)
Picture:
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Avatar: Minerva
Avatar: Minerva
- Bomby von Bombsville
- Test Subject
- Age: 107
- Posts: 2905
- Joined: Aug 18, 2009
Screen Name: Bomby Bentley Bixley Berkeley von Bombsville III
Brief Description of Yourself: In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.
Age: 21 + 3
Country of Birth: United States of Dereka
Type of Hairstyle: Ekin Cheng hair
Favourite Number: 8
Favourite Colour: the color of olive oil
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Ryan Howard from The Office
Number of Fingers: 11. Five on my hands, one in my psyche.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Missionary
Favourite Food: Thai Curry
Weight of Brain: 8 megatons
Picture:
Brief Description of Yourself: In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.
Age: 21 + 3
Country of Birth: United States of Dereka
Type of Hairstyle: Ekin Cheng hair
Favourite Number: 8
Favourite Colour: the color of olive oil
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Ryan Howard from The Office
Number of Fingers: 11. Five on my hands, one in my psyche.
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Missionary
Favourite Food: Thai Curry
Weight of Brain: 8 megatons
Picture:
SPOILER: Show
The Skirt-Chasing Mafioso of EGF
"we have Bomby, voted by People magazine as the sexiest man alive." - TehDonutKing
If you let me, here's what I'll do: I'll take care of you.
"we have Bomby, voted by People magazine as the sexiest man alive." - TehDonutKing
If you let me, here's what I'll do: I'll take care of you.
- CorporalChaos
- Test Subject
- Posts: 2945
- Joined: Sep 04, 2006
- Location: I'm actually in a demon
Screen Name: Venusian Weasel
Brief Description of Yourself: I am a weasel of the space-borne variety. I spend my days and moving through holes like a family of inbreds in the Hudson Valley. Also have a hobby in competitive sleeping.
Age: 22 (Earth Years)
Country of Birth: Venus
Type of Hairstyle: Artificially straightened long hair.
Favourite Number: 13
Favourite Colour: The one out of space.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Nino
Number of Fingers: 8
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Gnawing on the screen
Favourite Food: Mice
Weight of Brain: 7 quaggs
Brief Description of Yourself: I am a weasel of the space-borne variety. I spend my days and moving through holes like a family of inbreds in the Hudson Valley. Also have a hobby in competitive sleeping.
Age: 22 (Earth Years)
Country of Birth: Venus
Type of Hairstyle: Artificially straightened long hair.
Favourite Number: 13
Favourite Colour: The one out of space.
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Nino
Number of Fingers: 8
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: Gnawing on the screen
Favourite Food: Mice
Weight of Brain: 7 quaggs
Occam's Razor: The simplest explanation is generally the correct one.
Essel's Corollary: The simplest explanation is never the fanon one.
Essel's Corollary: The simplest explanation is never the fanon one.
- MugwumpHasNoLiver
- Erotic Humiliation
- Age: 33
- Posts: 3139
- Joined: Jan 17, 2009
- Location: Chicago, IL
- Gender: Male
Re: Official EGF Dating Service
I laughed hard.
I was moderately amused.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
Screen Name: My screen name is unpronouncable to such primitive creatures
Brief Description of Yourself: I'm a sexy eldritch abomination with vagina dentata
Age: Since beyond time....
Country of Birth: Pangea
Type of Hairstyle: oranges
Favourite Number: Eleventy
Favourite Colour: Reverse Vampire
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Guu
Number of Fingers: More fingers then a pony
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: The two sword stance
Favourite Food: roasted pikachu
Weight of Brain: magic
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Brief Description of Yourself: I'm a sexy eldritch abomination with vagina dentata
Age: Since beyond time....
Country of Birth: Pangea
Type of Hairstyle: oranges
Favourite Number: Eleventy
Favourite Colour: Reverse Vampire
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Guu
Number of Fingers: More fingers then a pony
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: The two sword stance
Favourite Food: roasted pikachu
Weight of Brain: magic
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