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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:18 pm

So, um, yeah, I have all of these great creative ideas going on in my head, and this one just popped up. I'm familiar with Neon Genesis Evangelion enough to warrant an idea for a fanfic, one that would combine the setting with another cultural high point. I give you, a crossover between NGE and...









...wait for it...














... The Dukes of Hazzard. No, really. Stop laughing enough and let me set it up first.

Consider it an alternative ending to the alternative ending, if you will. Take that last scene from End of Evangelion... the poignant scenery, Shinji choking Asuka, Asuka's last words... and then it all goes black. The two characters then wake up inside a cabin's basement. They hear some Montgomery Gentry song faintly playing in the background, and go downstairs... to find ol' Crazy Cooter Davenport working on the General Lee.

Apparently, Hazzard County, Georgia is the only place on earth unaffected by Instrumentality... :shock:

Wacky hijinks ensue when Shinji trades in the keys to Eva Unit-01 for another famed 01 and starts transporting moonshine for Uncle Jesse. Asuka picks up a thick Southern accent, y'all. Rosco P. Coltrane wonders if the good ol' boys went on strike again. Shinji wonders why all the bridges are in such disrepair. And Daisy suddenly becomes pale and her hair turns a light shade of blue...

I'm thinking about calling it either "The NERV Of Hazzard" or "Don't You Think This Eva Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand?" 8)

So, what do you think? Could this work, or should I lay off of the moonshine? 8)
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Postby DatDude » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:26 pm

You just broke my brain
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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:30 pm

DatDude wrote:You just broke my brain

Yee-haw! Them Eva boys better grow some wings! :lol:
But seriously, I can get this to work. It may sound dumb now, but I can get this to work. If anyone's interested, I'll post up an introduction by the end of the week. 8)
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Postby drinian » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:15 am

This is either the most awesome or the worst idea I have ever heard. It might be both.

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Postby DavT » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:28 am

Points for uniquess. I am however unable to send you the said points since my brain just exploded.

Seriously, it does sound unique, I just don't know if the average person would read anything crossed with the Dukes of Hazard. But hey, they're your typing-fingers, and them Evangelions can sure haul a lot of moonshine.

*goes to mop his brain off the floor*

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Postby Space Penis » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:41 am

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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:40 am

I'm getting a lot of exploding brains. Must be a good idea... 8)
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Postby DavT » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:40 pm

ferrarimanf355 wrote:I'm getting a lot of exploding brains. Must be a good idea... 8)


If you're trying to exploit a loophole in the NYC tax code where by you'd actually make money on a spectacularly failed musical, then yeah.

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Postby Hunter21 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:18 pm

It's odd enough to be interesting so go ahead and write it. It sounds like it could make a good humor fic. And truthfully you couldn't make it worse than any of those dreaded Coy and Vance episodes even if you tried.
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Postby DatDude » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:21 pm

I''l make you deal, I'll read your if you scroll down this board a bit and read mine. :)
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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:43 pm

Hunter21 wrote:It's odd enough to be interesting so go ahead and write it. It sounds like it could make a good humor fic. And truthfully you couldn't make it worse than any of those dreaded Coy and Vance episodes even if you tried.

Or the movie. I even consider the Coy and Vance episodes better than the movie, and that says a lot. :oops:

[quote= "DatDude"]I''l make you deal, I'll read your if you scroll down this board a bit and read mine. :) [/quote]
Okay. I'm willing to do that. 8)
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Postby klanco » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:55 pm

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Postby poetic_assassin » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:16 am

Possibly the greatest (or dumbest) idea for an Eva fanfic...


Dumbest.

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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:24 pm

poetic_assassin wrote:
Possibly the greatest (or dumbest) idea for an Eva fanfic...


Dumbest.

Well, that's why I put that up as the title! It's gotta be better than this idea I have for a NGE/Naruto crossover, at least... 8)
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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:22 pm

I'm working on the first chapter now. If all goes well, I should finish it over the weekend and toss it up onto Evafics.org and see what happens... 8)
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Postby Ryo » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:19 pm

Just a little word of advice:

There is a possibility that you may want to toss it up at Fanfiction.net instead of Evafics... More traffic = More reviews.

Lemons don't go there, but I doubt that it will be that big of a problem, ne?
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:22 pm

Ryo wrote:Just a little word of advice:

You may want to toss it up at Fanfiction.net instead of Evafics...


Also ff.net is open to all comers; evafics moderates - which is slow, and filters to the taste of the mods.
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Postby ferrarimanf355 » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:45 pm

Ryo wrote:Just a little word of advice:

There is a possibility that you may want to toss it up at Fanfiction.net instead of Evafics... More traffic = More reviews.

Lemons don't go there, but I doubt that it will be that big of a problem, ne?

I'll keep that in mind. I'll probably toss it onto both sites. 8)
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Postby SEELE 08 » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:15 pm

Well someone had the same idea apparently, because a few days ago on Fanfiction.net and Evangelion, Dukes of Hazard, and Full Metal Alchemist crossover fic appeared.

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Postby AchtungAffen » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:22 pm

I'd love to see a Kusturica's "Gipsy Times" with Eva. The bizarre element of the first complements the second.
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