What would be a funny third impact?

[GraveDigger]

Okay I thought that it would kind of be funny, if some body got so pissed of and walked in the with all the Rie's, broke the glass. Got one of the Rie's, and dragged her all the way to ware Lilith is. Picked up Rie, and trough her in to Lilith. And boom, third impact.

[TheMessiah]

and the prophets wrote on the subway walls that this thread shall be closed soon

[secondson]

Yes, it's sort of pointless, but isn't that what the chit-chat forum is for? It's no more pointless than the "Gendo's everyday life" thread...

Perhaps he should've phrased it better, with something like "What would your version of Third Impact be like?" For the sake of conversation, yeah, Rei-tossing would be a much more humourous way of ending civilisation - what's the harm at having a little fun at Evangelion's expense?

[TheMessiah]

probly, no one got my reference though y-y

[Asuka Langley]

probly, no one got my reference though y-y

"The Sounds of Silence"

[TheMessiah]

fuck, i knew you would get it. im talking about the OTHER geeks here

[Timesplitter 01]

I am totally clueless , anyone care to explain . I am tired today , I dont know why , cant think straight.

[Asuka Langley]

Okay I thought that it would kind of be funny, if some body got so pissed of and walked in the with all the Rie's, broke the glass. Got one of the Rie's, and dragged her all the way to ware Lilith is. Picked up Rie, and trough her in to Lilith. And boom, third impact.

But very few ppl actually knew about that room.
And Ritsuko was the only one with destructive tendencies towards Rei...

Timesplitter > Explain what?

[secondson]

probly, no one got my reference though y-y

And the sign said, "The words of the prophets
are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls."
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence.

I got it. Do I care enough to care that I got it? Not especially.

[EVA-01X]

wow I just learned somthing *steals quote to use some where*

[coff]

I got it. Love that song.

[Timesplitter 01]

Oh , now I get it.

[TheMessiah]

yes, it is one of my favorite songs. more people should hear it and become enlighten like i am


disregard this post-


i posted this in an anti-homo thread that stated it only wanted Christians to post

corinthians 33:12 "And Jesus lay his lips upon a mans penis for the first time. and may a man who was as rich a man as Jesus scream as loud as Jesus. for he would know that he is truly blessed"

-----i am an evil bastard :roll:

[Hunter21]

I agree with secondson, Now lets get back on subject- I think a funny 3rd impact would be during the mind scene when Shinji is talking to his mother, Mom ending up chewing him out for acting like a royal noob, and to return everything back to the way it was, and clean up the place before she gets Gendo to take him out behind the woodshed

[GraveDigger]

Cool. You guys likes this topic, cool. It's just that the other forum that I used to go to, really sucked. The ppl there were ass-hole's, what ever I said was wrong. What ever I posted was wrong, any way I kick my self off. Any ways back to the topic. Huter21 that would had been a funny third impact. Does any body else, like Huter's third impact, would be a funny third impact. If you think that you have a funny third impact, post it. Lets see it, I know it will be funny.

[secondson]

A funnier version of Third Impact, to me anyway, would be if they did the Wayne's World 1 ending - show one lame outcome, then the Scooby-Doo ending ("And now to see who Lilith really is!" *pulls off mask* "Gasp! Fred Durst!!" "I did it all the nookie, and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling Third Children!"), before finally being given the super-mega-happy ending, where Keel Lorenz goes to jail, Shinji gets some booty, and Gendo can finally take Yui in for a lil' fun in the entry plug...

[sadsadshinji]

that would be funny...though it would be funnier if seele was unmasked to be: the seven dwarves, the three blind mice and the march hare and chershire cat...

[Hunter21]

Instead of 3rd impact they could replace it with Nerv's funniest home Videos, many many clips are now streamming through my mind

[MongolSquad]

*Scene where uber Lilith-Rei is fondling (did I just say fondling?) Eva-01 in the sky*

Rei: Shinji, you can accept Complemation and lose one's individuality but never have to fear of being loved, or you can make any wish, you can make this world your own and learn to love but still have fear....................................................................................Shiji?

*Camera moves inside of Entry Plug, pop-up screen shows Asuka still lying on the bed naked and Shinji is hunched over*

Shinji:*fwap fwap fwap fwap.....*Huh?! OH SHIT!!!! Ummmm....can I get back to you on that? Let me just clean up (dammit I can't see whats going on outside).

Rei: *typical anime sweat drop appears* Ummmmm, I think I know this answer.....

*Uber Rei claps hands with Eva-01 still inbetween them, CRUNCH*

Rei: HEY KIDS!!!! MAMA'S FOUND SOME SUPPA TONIGHT!!!!!!

*Mass Production Evas with Lance's still in them, fly over with happy little evil Rei grins on them*

FIN?

[secondson]

:P Brilliant!