Postby Heidroch » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:02 pm
I'm kinda thinking that maybe it won't be so bad. If they do live action, that means they will be buying less of the crappy flash animation cartoons and giving them their own shows. 12 oz. Mouse being a perfect example. What were the creators of this POS show thinking when they made this?
Probably something like...
-So, we want to make a show, but we don't really like ideas such as putting in any actual work, or paying for quality animators, voice actors, or even writers. What should we do?
-Well, I have a few drawings of various creatures that my 3-year old kid did, in which the only thing recognizable as a life form is that of a green mouse. Or at least I think it is a mouse.... And I guess that we could just draw lame excuses for squares in Photoshop for any extra characters that we may need.
-For voice actors; it could just be us, right? I mean, we aren't actually being filmed, it's just our voices! So, we could just say whatever into the microphones since it isn't really acting.
-Wow, sounds great! I guess for stories, we could just write about stuff like getting drunk at bars and going to porn studios. In the 13 minutes that our cartoon runs, at least 12.5 minutes will only be sickenly uncreative drinking and sex jokes.
-Wow, making a cartoon was easier than I thought! I'll tell you what we'll do: We'll use the huge paycheck from Adult Swim to hire a painter, who will come in to paint a portrait of us. We shall then hang this portrait on our wall, and everyday we shall stare at this picture and contemplate how great and original we are.
