Your favourite phallus

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:49 pm

The Lance actually evaded me for the longest time as a phallus until it was pointed at Unit 01's neck in EoE, and even then i'd quickly forget that fact during the re-watches shortly thereafter. I'm just so used to penis-shaped objects being depicted as so ugly in a movie that it throws me off guard that something as beautiful and the Lance can be a phallic object at the same time.
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Postby Nyanlathotep » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:26 pm

Speaking of beautiful phallic objects, I'm pretty sure there was an ulterior reason for Shinji's blushing in episode 24.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:47 pm

View Original PostNyanlathotep wrote:Speaking of beautiful phallic objects, I'm pretty sure there was an ulterior reason for Shinji's blushing in episode 24.

Yes, but we never get to actually see Kaworu's fleshy pagoda of expandable joy.

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Postby moonwolf2024 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:14 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Kaworu's fleshy pagoda of expandable joy.


Totally wanted to see that :tongue:
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:19 pm

View Original Postmoonwolf2024 wrote:Totally wanted to see that :tongue:

I really just wanted an excuse to say the phrase "Fleshy pagoda of expandable joy".

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Postby moonwolf2024 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:59 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:I really just wanted an excuse to say the phrase "Fleshy pagoda of expandable joy".


I'm still considering making that part of my sig..... :devil:
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Postby Kendrix » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:34 pm

View Original PostNyanlathotep wrote:Speaking of beautiful phallic objects, I'm pretty sure there was an ulterior reason for Shinji's blushing in episode 24.


Well, there waaaas that one rejected draft...
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:43 pm

View Original PostKendrix wrote:Well, there waaaas that one rejected draft...

Whaaat? Gimme.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:11 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Whaaat? Gimme.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:32 pm

What, did nobody find any Lingams from 3.33? I don't know whether to be happy or disappointed.

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Postby Stratomeister » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:15 pm

Well, nothing new here at least. I guess I should chime in that my favourite Eva dick would be the absurdly large reinforced metal codpiece which each Eva seems to flaunt shamelessly.
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Postby Stryker » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:27 pm

Can we make this a game show?
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Postby Stratomeister » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:56 pm

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:05 pm

Oh, it's that doujin again. Good in terms of comedy, but... eurgh. :cringe:

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Postby NemZ » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:32 pm

Unless someone has something to say that's actually about the topic, we're done here.
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Postby Kendrix » Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:39 pm

Spears! Large, stabby objects! All over the movie.
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Postby Sachi » Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:07 pm

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Everybody remembers the infamous Misato chair shot from Ep 23 right? Old news, I know. To this day however, people remain skeptical. Well, I stumbled upon an IG account dedicated to examining Anno's compositions ( @annocompositions ), and it shed new light on the subject, something that I've never even seen mentioned here before. The wiki page I linked to does cover a lot of the suggestive shots from Ep 01 when Misato and Shinji first meet, establishing flirtation and sexuality in the relationship, yet it misses what I consider to be very compelling evidence supporting the shot with the chair from Ep 23.

Behold the first phallus of the entire series!
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Them legs, though. :emogendo:
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Postby Reichu » Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:23 pm

Is this one of those images where you have to stare into it just the right way to see what's supposed to be in it? :um:
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Postby Ray » Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:33 pm

It's the strap on Shinji's bag.
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Postby Sachi » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:28 am

Reichu: You disappoint me.

It's Misato nonchalantly placing her hand on a bulge over Shinji's lap (rub rub), with a very suggestive view of her legs and breasts also within the shot. It's an interesting choice of angle, as the lack of her face draws attention to her body, which is framing Shinji, and we can almost see up her skirt. Combined with the rest of the sexual undertones during their first meeting, and this shot fits perfectly.
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