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Postby NemZ » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:11 pm

View Original PostLight wrote::facepalm:
I'm starting to think Reichu has something with the human genitalia.


Probably several somethings. Honestly I might even be a bit disappointed if she doesn't have a collection of various jar-preserved specimens from many different branches of the evolutionary tree. :harpy_liplick:
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Postby Light » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:19 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Probably several somethings. Honestly I might even be a bit disappointed if she doesn't have a collection of various jar-preserved specimens from many different branches of the evolutionary tree. :harpy_liplick:

Please, don't give her any more ideas. I already feel slightly uncomfortable after realizing what was the point behind her current avatar.

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Postby NemZ » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:21 pm

Well she is a biology major last I heard. Comes with the territory. :biii:
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Postby child of Lilith » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:23 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:Image

Reichu can always be counted upon to deliver the goods.

Incidentally that probably feels really good to Unit-1.
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Postby BiQ » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:32 pm

View Original PostLight wrote:Please, don't give her any more ideas. I already feel slightly uncomfortable after realizing what was the point behind her current avatar.


You think this will actually make us disinclined to give her more ideas? :devil: If I only could give her more ideas instead of regurgitating the same stuff that's already made the rounds...

In any way, feeling myself a bit stupid now since the Lance of Longinus seemingly made its appearance in this thread already on page 4...
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Postby Tankred » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:48 pm

View Original PostLight wrote:Please, don't give her any more ideas. I already feel slightly uncomfortable after realizing what was the point behind her current avatar.


You will soon be corrupted by the imagery she posts here, and then you will want more too!

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Postby Reichu » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:41 pm

View Original Postrhfxz1s wrote:I swear, 3I was really just a great sausage fest disguised as the end of mankind.

Aside from the harpy heads and the Spear, where's the sausage? 3I is more of a ... clam fest? beaver fest? ... than a sausage fest.

View Original Postchild of Lilith wrote:Incidentally that probably feels really good to Unit-1.

Eva-01 lets out a nice moan in anticipation of teh coresecks. I'm serious.

And I posted this already, but no harm in posting it again:

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(They somehow managed to give her a blissful look, too.)

If you still have a young and untainted mind, the neck craning back and stiffening like that tends to imply that somebody is having a good time.

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MOU IKUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu!!!

As for what the heck it is with me and [insert fixation here]... I shan't spoil the mystery for you.

Oh, I guess I should post a phallus. Okey then. (You might have to think about this one a little, though I provide the "answer" in the yoni thread.)
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Postby child of Lilith » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:43 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:Eva-01 lets out a nice moan in anticipation of teh coresecks. I'm serious.
I need to check this out.
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Postby NemZ » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:56 pm

it's only in the subbed version.
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Postby child of Lilith » Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:27 pm

Thanks for the tip.
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Postby Light » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:56 am

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:36 am

^ That's not a phallus. You're doing it wrong. [/joking around]

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Postby Light » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:33 am

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:You're doing it wrong.

That's what Asuka told me as well :ehh:

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Postby Sharaz Destler » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:57 am

View Original PostRamiel wrote:'Phalloi' has a nice ring to it.


And we are the "Hoi Phalloi." :shifty:
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Postby Dream » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:48 pm

Holy god what is this thread.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:21 pm

Only the best thread EVER!

Well, next to the yoni one, that is. I must dig that one up right now...

EDIT: HERE IT IS! Ahhh... The other best thread ever. ^_^

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Postby moonwolf2024 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:43 am

The things i find on this forum...... :lol:
Maybe if you shut up and stop over analyzing everything you just might get it........

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Postby Kendrix » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:46 am

View Original PostCOACH wrote:Is it wrong that I find these guys kinda cute with Rei faces? >_>


...Only just noticed that they're not only faces, but also have other body parts randomly sticking out, you see a nice 11.1 ass emerging in the upper corner, and one Rei with silly-fanart-style gigaboobs, possibly with further Rei faces emerging from them...

...I think I need a barf bag.
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Postby NemZ » Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:37 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:Image


I didn't notice until re-reading this thread that the mini reis here include one delighted to have a torso with giant breasts... that also have faces.

Also on the far left, just under the Rei forming ass-first (a very merchandizing-aware rei-tachi)... is that Kirby?
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:23 pm

Upon finding this thread: Faith in Evageeks +9001

Favorite piece of man-meat from the series? I still think that few things surpass Shamshel, but the Lance of Longinus is definitely the supreme cock in the Evaverse.


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