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Postby juaxoo » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:50 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:...between the rabbit-dildo tongue and N2 rocket strap-on action, there's probably a doujin worth of material here easy, yeah. Hell, maybe even a series of doujin; there's always the 02 beast and violently jealous 'surprise sex' Shinji chapters to consider. Maybe even an omake with Asuka in 02, going desperately through one sex toy after another but still unable to make Z cum.

"I'm hitting the g-spot, aren't I?" :asuka_sad:


wtf r u talking about?

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Postby Reichu » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:10 pm

NemZ: Brilliant! You have learned from the Master all too well!
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Postby Seen » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:05 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:...between the rabbit-dildo tongue and N2 rocket strap-on action, there's probably a doujin worth of material here easy, yeah. Hell, maybe even a series of doujin; there's always the 02 beast and violently jealous 'surprise sex' Shinji chapters to consider. Maybe even an omake with Asuka in 02, going desperately through one sex toy after another but still unable to make Z cum.

"I'm hitting the g-spot, aren't I?" :asuka_sad:


She'll be even more upset when she convinces a gang to rape her. Upset that she won't be making the most retarded faces and that her hips aren't moving on their own, she will sink into a deep depression even worse than the aftermath of her mindrape.

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Postby Reichu » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:25 pm

Another day, another phallus...

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Nice purple head on that one.

View Original PostSeen wrote:She'll be even more upset when she convinces a gang to rape her. Upset that she won't be making the most retarded faces and that her hips aren't moving on their own, she will sink into a deep depression even worse than the aftermath of her mindrape.

View Original Postjuaxoo wrote:wtf r u talking about?
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Postby CyberXIII » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:16 am

:rei_meh:

I've seen much worse than Zeruel's multi-tiered phallus tongue/mouth, although in hindsight it is kinda nasty.

Does this mean he does oral?
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Postby Kendrix » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:09 pm

It makes sense for Zeruel to have a multi phallus tongue, since he always behaves like a mean macho XD (nothing against men in general) ...which makes its transformation into something with Nipples something like crossdressing... or a sex change....

And it's fight with Shinji into an instance of "Mine is bigger than yours!", see the EVA 01 naughthy bits thread. "A man's battle" indeed.
And let's not mention the deleted scene. Yay, Anno & co still got it.
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Postby Reichu » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:17 pm

View Original PostKendrix wrote:And it's fight with Shinji into an instance of "Mine is bigger than yours!", see the EVA 01 naughthy bits thread. "A man's battle" indeed.

Quite fortunately, Eva-01 with male genitals didn't make it in...

And in the original episode that IS called "A man's battle", it ironically ends with a woman doing the fighting. Oh snap!

And let's not mention the deleted scene.

Which one?
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Postby Guilt & Innocence » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:03 am

I think you guys are getting too cocky finding these phallic images...


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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:06 am

View Original PostGuilt & Innocence wrote:I think you guys are getting too cocky finding these phallic images...

:rimshot: He'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

....We should have a favorite vaginal reference thread... You know, to balance the symbolism topics.

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Postby Guilt & Innocence » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:11 am

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote::rimshot: He'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

....We should have a favorite vaginal reference thread... You know, to balance the symbolism topics.

Just sayin'.....



I may just create that, but I don't know how the community will react
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Postby Reichu » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:12 am

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:....We should have a favorite vaginal reference thread... You know, to balance the symbolism topics.

Hey, go for it... I have tons of the yoni already documented and ready to rape the sensibilities of our locals, but never know which ones I might have missed!
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Postby Guilt & Innocence » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:23 am

View Original PostReichu wrote:Hey, go for it... I have tons of the yoni already documented and ready to rape the sensibilities of our locals, but never know which ones I might have missed!


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Postby Seen » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:48 am

View Original PostReichu wrote:Quite fortunately, Eva-01 with male genitals didn't make it in...

And in the original episode that IS called "A man's battle", it ironically ends with a woman doing the fighting. Oh snap!


Which one?


I've been hearing about that. Can somebody post a picture of it?

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Postby Reichu » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:02 pm

View Original PostSeen wrote:I've been hearing about that. Can somebody post a picture of it?

http://forum.evageeks.org/viewtopic.php?t=9863
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Postby Kendrix » Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:35 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:
Which one?


The nucleolingus one... *shiver*
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Postby BiQ » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:16 pm

Would Lance of Longinus count as a phallus?

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Postby child of Lilith » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:18 pm

It probably would, considering it penetrates everything.
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Postby Reichu » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:44 pm

View Original PostBiQ wrote:Would Lance of Longinus count as a phallus?

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Postby Light » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:45 pm

:facepalm:

I'm starting to think Reichu has something with the human genitalia.

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Postby rhfxz1s » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:50 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:Image

I swear, 3I was really just a great sausage fest disguised as the end of mankind.


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