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Postby Tankred » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:23 am

Thanks, Reichu, now I've went and looked through most of the eva YTMND's. :rofl:

http://ohyeaheva.ytmnd.com/

http://shinjismind.ytmnd.com/

http://evaexpressions.ytmnd.com/

http://neogeoeva.ytmnd.com/ Luckily I don't suffer from Epilepsy....

Okay, okay, I've had my fun, back to the topic at hand (what a horrible pun).
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Postby toe mash » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:29 am

View Original PostTankred wrote:http://shinjismind.ytmnd.com/

Still awesome as ever. I applaud ADV for this extra. Sure beats the hell out of the commentary of doom

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:49 pm

View Original PostTankred wrote:http://shinjismind.ytmnd.com/
Woody Ikari?
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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:50 pm

TOPIC, bitches.

We have the memes and shit thread for that sort of thing.
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:58 pm

Back to our regularly scheduled phalluses, here is Zeruel popping a head boner with a penis multiplex tongue:

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:25 pm

Is that a...
double d*ldo?

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Postby BiQ » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:55 pm

Looks like a dildo+tickler combo to me...

edit: Oh, it's called rabbit dildo. The things you can learn from evangelion forums...
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Postby OndrejTrhon » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:02 pm

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:Is that a...
double d*ldo?

And bet it vibrates!

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Postby Tankred » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:07 pm

^Phallusmind.

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Postby Xard » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:41 pm

Anno really has outdone himself in Rebuild, as the dicktongue Zeruel shows (take that, Giger!). The things he has done to early Angels has already been notable enough but I can't even imagine what we're going to get when we reach the new "End of Evangelion"
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Postby Trajan » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:50 pm

At the rate he's going, maybe we'll get some full frontal Shinji nudity.
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Postby Azathoth » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:54 pm

He missed his chance in 1.0, I think the best we can hope for is Shinko tits at this point
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:54 pm

View Original PostBiQ wrote:Looks like a dildo+tickler combo to me...

I totally want one...

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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:02 pm

Reichu, I'm begging you, please stop paradoxically making me attracted to your womanhood by showing me phallic imagery. The gayness in my heart can only take so much yonic pollution.
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:12 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:I totally want one...
Your avatar is even more disturbing because every now and then I'll just catch it wiggling out of the corner of my eye... like a corpse I keep expecting to come back to life and violate me...
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:16 pm

View Original PostMugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:Reichu, I'm begging you, please stop paradoxically making me attracted to your womanhood by showing me phallic imagery. The gayness in my heart can only take so much yonic pollution.

I take that as a challenge. :devil:

View Original PostEva Yojimbo wrote:Your avatar is even more disturbing because every now and then I'll just catch it wiggling out of the corner of my eye... like a corpse I keep expecting to come back to life and violate me...

For posterity's sake, I guess I have to post the avatar in the thread now:

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I wonder if Eva-00 would have preferred violation by that tongue to what ended up happening... Oooo, what an oh-so-exploitable thought.

Azathoth wrote:He missed his chance in 1.0, I think the best we can hope for is Shinko tits at this point

NGE already took care of those.
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Postby Tankred » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:27 pm

This just makes me look forward to the GIF's that'll be posted in this thread when the next film is released... :rofl:

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Postby Azathoth » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:32 pm



Yeah, I know. But most people miss them the first time they watch EoE, and they're not even in motion, so I feel there is potential which has been allowed to go unexploited.
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Postby child of Lilith » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:37 pm

Well if it isn't Synapsid's favorite hobby horse.
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Postby NemZ » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:12 am

View Original PostReichu wrote:I wonder if Eva-00 would have preferred violation by that tongue to what ended up happening... Oooo, what an oh-so-exploitable thought.


...between the rabbit-dildo tongue and N2 rocket strap-on action, there's probably a doujin worth of material here easy, yeah. Hell, maybe even a series of doujin; there's always the 02 beast and violently jealous 'surprise sex' Shinji chapters to consider. Maybe even an omake with Asuka in 02, going desperately through one sex toy after another but still unable to make Z cum.

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