[CYOA] Eva ZORK
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[CYOA] Eva ZORK
To prevent this forum from becoming a ghost town, I propose we have a fun game of ZORK, Eva style. It will follow the normal layout of zork, but there will be less limitations. Actions will be performed consecutively. (EDIT: as best as possible.)
You are in the middle of a clearing in an alpine forest. In the distance, you think you can see mount Fuji. It is two hours until sunset.
You take a look at your clothes, you're wearing your favourite buttoned shirt over a T-shirt. You're wearing jeans, wool socks and converse. There is a house in front of you, it looks fairly run down but livable.
There is a mailbox in front of the house.
What are you going to do?
You are in the middle of a clearing in an alpine forest. In the distance, you think you can see mount Fuji. It is two hours until sunset.
You take a look at your clothes, you're wearing your favourite buttoned shirt over a T-shirt. You're wearing jeans, wool socks and converse. There is a house in front of you, it looks fairly run down but livable.
There is a mailbox in front of the house.
What are you going to do?
Last edited by Combs on Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
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"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
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On your way north you bump into the mailbox. You take out your machine gun and pummel it shreds. Oddly enough, The only thing remaining is a letter. You open it.
It reads:
Dear protagonist-kun,
I'll be picking you up soon, just give me a call when you're ready!
A smudge blocks out the name. You cannot tell if it's Blood or lipstick. likely a mixture of both.
The house gazes ominously into your soul.
what are you going to do?
It reads:
Dear protagonist-kun,
I'll be picking you up soon, just give me a call when you're ready!
A smudge blocks out the name. You cannot tell if it's Blood or lipstick. likely a mixture of both.
The house gazes ominously into your soul.
what are you going to do?
AVATAR: If bones did Eva
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
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"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
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You call the woman.
I'M READY TO BE PICKED UP! You scream.
I'LL BE THERE SOON, PROTAGONIST KUN. I'M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THERE AT THE MOMENT. Her voice seems to come from all directions.
Hmm... here. You have no recollection of how you got here.
To pass the time, you enter the ominous looking house. You crawl in under the garage door, and see many tools hanging from the walls, decrepit and rusted. In the centre is what was once a pool table. It is covered with a large board of wood to keep the stuff on the table from scratching the green of the billiards board. The legs have an incredibly fine lathing job, and looks like it once belonged in a gentleman's club.
you enter the adjoining hallway at the right end of the garage, and find a stinky kitchen to your left and a Family room to your right.
!!!!!You hear a sound coming from upstairs!!!!!
What are you going to do?
I'M READY TO BE PICKED UP! You scream.
I'LL BE THERE SOON, PROTAGONIST KUN. I'M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THERE AT THE MOMENT. Her voice seems to come from all directions.
Hmm... here. You have no recollection of how you got here.
To pass the time, you enter the ominous looking house. You crawl in under the garage door, and see many tools hanging from the walls, decrepit and rusted. In the centre is what was once a pool table. It is covered with a large board of wood to keep the stuff on the table from scratching the green of the billiards board. The legs have an incredibly fine lathing job, and looks like it once belonged in a gentleman's club.
you enter the adjoining hallway at the right end of the garage, and find a stinky kitchen to your left and a Family room to your right.
!!!!!You hear a sound coming from upstairs!!!!!
What are you going to do?
AVATAR: If bones did Eva
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
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Breach and clear, if it moves shoot it with the machine gun.
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Looking around the rusted and moldy kitchen, you open a fridge and grab a twix, the only good food left, and stick it in your mouth, cigar style.
"Tasty."
You sneak upstairs. Peeking into the room, you notice a hunched over figure in the corner, laughing maniacally on his bright screen.
"CAN YOU FEEL ZEE SCHADENFREUDE?"
You throw a rock into the corner to direct it's attention elsewhere, catching a glimpse of the side of it's face.
Oh the horror, the lovecraftian horror.
You've encountered a fruede(FR-ood)! You will likely be eaten by it.
It's humongous eyes pierce your very soul.
YOU'RE THE PUNK WHO DECIMATED MY POOR MAILBOX!
He shuts down his battlestation. You're stunned in fear as the room goes dark. You notice the room is adorned with K-on posters as the last light flickers away.
You fire the machine gun into the darkness. It's no good! You scramble to a wall and make your way downstairs.
You trip and fall down the stairs, chipping a tooth. Man, up you sonofabitch! You find some bacon grease in a leftover pan, next to a copy of the communist manifesto. You spread that shit on the couch as you see a shadow spread down the stairs. You drop a match and run out of there!
You're at the edge of the clearing as the gas tank explodes. You turn around to look at the remnants of the glorious explosion. You feel pretty lame for looking at an explosion. The great fireball begins to turn green and purple. Aw, shit!
PROTAGONIST KUN! You hear the shouting from above.
It's a beautiful woman, flying some sort of flying machine! It looks somewhat spherical, akin to a zeppelin! It's boosters jitter and it's sprockets sputter as it lands next to you.
"Hop in! My name is Misato Katsuragi!"
You get into her fabulous steampunk contraption. It takes off, heading towards Mt.Fujii.
The fireball starts to form a true twisted being. It grows into a giant, screaming fetus.
"MEIN FIGURINES!"
It begins to chase the Victorian contraption.
"It's The third fruede! Great Job discovering it! Now take the gunnery, protagonist kun!" You aren't sure if she's using the right word.
You walk on a thin rail, around the spherical core of the ship and sit in the gunnery post. You see pictures of dead kittens adorning the glass shield on the back, and feel slightly aroused. The guns are controlled star wars style. You see that the house is completely burnt to a crisp, but that damn pool table is still standing.
You can also tell Misato how to maneuver the ship.
What are you going to do?
"Tasty."
You sneak upstairs. Peeking into the room, you notice a hunched over figure in the corner, laughing maniacally on his bright screen.
"CAN YOU FEEL ZEE SCHADENFREUDE?"
You throw a rock into the corner to direct it's attention elsewhere, catching a glimpse of the side of it's face.
Oh the horror, the lovecraftian horror.
You've encountered a fruede(FR-ood)! You will likely be eaten by it.
It's humongous eyes pierce your very soul.
YOU'RE THE PUNK WHO DECIMATED MY POOR MAILBOX!
He shuts down his battlestation. You're stunned in fear as the room goes dark. You notice the room is adorned with K-on posters as the last light flickers away.
You fire the machine gun into the darkness. It's no good! You scramble to a wall and make your way downstairs.
You trip and fall down the stairs, chipping a tooth. Man, up you sonofabitch! You find some bacon grease in a leftover pan, next to a copy of the communist manifesto. You spread that shit on the couch as you see a shadow spread down the stairs. You drop a match and run out of there!
You're at the edge of the clearing as the gas tank explodes. You turn around to look at the remnants of the glorious explosion. You feel pretty lame for looking at an explosion. The great fireball begins to turn green and purple. Aw, shit!
PROTAGONIST KUN! You hear the shouting from above.
It's a beautiful woman, flying some sort of flying machine! It looks somewhat spherical, akin to a zeppelin! It's boosters jitter and it's sprockets sputter as it lands next to you.
"Hop in! My name is Misato Katsuragi!"
You get into her fabulous steampunk contraption. It takes off, heading towards Mt.Fujii.
The fireball starts to form a true twisted being. It grows into a giant, screaming fetus.
"MEIN FIGURINES!"
It begins to chase the Victorian contraption.
"It's The third fruede! Great Job discovering it! Now take the gunnery, protagonist kun!" You aren't sure if she's using the right word.
You walk on a thin rail, around the spherical core of the ship and sit in the gunnery post. You see pictures of dead kittens adorning the glass shield on the back, and feel slightly aroused. The guns are controlled star wars style. You see that the house is completely burnt to a crisp, but that damn pool table is still standing.
You can also tell Misato how to maneuver the ship.
What are you going to do?
AVATAR: If bones did Eva
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
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>Shoot Freude, all the while crying about your dead mom.
Ritsuko: It can't be...an Angel devoured an Eva? That's impossible!
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
You shoot the undying troll fetus with your zappy gun. It's super effective!
You've destroyed the giant fetus. It's body rots on top of the wrecked house.
A shiny core falls out of it's chest.
What are you going to do?
You've destroyed the giant fetus. It's body rots on top of the wrecked house.
A shiny core falls out of it's chest.
What are you going to do?
AVATAR: If bones did Eva
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
Proud founder, and sole member of A.I.D.S
"Can you bond with someone, over a television show? ...neuuugh?" -Craig Ferguson
"her BREASTS are like THE MAJOR'S from GHOAST In the MACHINE, She is like a person with CYBORG RADIATOR BREATSTS that do not WORK unless EXPOSED or in TIGHT CLOTHING or else the EXPELLED HEAT managed to SET THINGS ON FIRE" -chee, on misogyny
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>Pick up core.
Just like the beginning of Gakuen Datenroku, but with a machine gun rather than a vending machine.
Just like the beginning of Gakuen Datenroku, but with a machine gun rather than a vending machine.
Ritsuko: It can't be...an Angel devoured an Eva? That's impossible!
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
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