The (Un)OFFICIAL Eva/Angel Heal/Hurt Game!

[Seele00TextOnly]

...I want to do a version of this thread with Evas and Angels. That would be much more fun for me, I think.

Alright then, why not? Let's give it a try. Same rules apply from other thread. Feel free to tweak the list as needed if there are any errors, omissions, etc. I decided not to include stuff we never saw, like Eva-04 and the upcoming supposed Eva-07 and Eva-08 (which may be redressed Eva-01, so I call bullshit). Also, Lilim? We've got a whole other thread for those folk. Furthermore, Tabris is in the other thread too, so I say we keep him out of this one. But if any of that is really bothersome, feel free to adjust.



Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 100
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-05 - 95
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 100
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 100
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 100
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 100
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 100
Arael - 100
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

[Six Winged Angel]

Let it roll then!
I think though, that we should include The Eva That Never Was

Heal: Arael
Hurt: Eva-05

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 100
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 100
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 100
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 100
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 100
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 100
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

[Xard]

If last three won't be something like Eva-01, Eva-02 and Zeruel colour me surprised.


Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105 +
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 100
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 100
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 95 -
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 100
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 100
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

fuck spideys!

[BiQ]

Ramiel charges its lazorz and blasts Matarael for being utterly pathetic.

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 100
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 105 +
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90 -
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 100
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 100
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

[Jayfive]

Zeruel tries to scratch his bum and does himself a mischief -5
Ireul takes down the Mastercard website for 10 minutes and gets bragging rights +5


Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 100
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 105
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105 +
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95 -
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

[Reichu]

Eva-04 seems to have enough of a following that it wouldn't hurt to include it, but I'll leave that to Seele.

Lilith tries to do abdominal crunches and gets a cramp. -5
Adam dreams about doing obscene things to Lilith with the Spear. +5

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 105
Lilith - 95
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 105
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

[Seele00TextOnly]

two votes for including Eva-04 are enough to convince me. So now it's in the list:

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 100
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 105
Lilith - 95
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 105
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 100

[skikes]

Hurt Harpies ( Can we please have them after Eva-6 and refer to them as "Eva-Series"?)
Heal Eva-04

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 100
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105+
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 105
Lilith - 95
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 105
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 95

[Reichu]

Can we please have them after Eva-6 and refer to them as "Eva-Series"?

Only if you pick a less nauseating avatar.

[Kendrix]

Gaah! Another of these threads! -> Twice the fun!

Eva 02 gets eaten by the Harpies.

Ramiel gets to blow up some stuff with his awesome Laser.


Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Adam - 105
Lilith - 95
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100
Harpies - 95

[Seele00TextOnly]

( Can we please have them after Eva-6 and refer to them as "Eva-Series"?)

I still prefer our term 'Harpies', but you are correct that they do have an official name and I suppose we may as well use it. Fixed.

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 95
Adam - 105
Lilith - 95
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 100
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100

[The Triforce Fighter]

I heal Clockiel and hurt the Eva Series.

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 90
Adam - 105
Lilith - 95
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 105
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 90
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100

[skikes]

Only if you pick a less nauseating avatar.

Don't you like cheese?

...If anyone's avatar is nauseating it is yours dear Reichu, with that naked freak-show Christmas Eva. Gives me the jandies every times I look at it *shudder*

[child of Lilith]

Lilith +
Matarael -

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 90
Adam - 105
Lilith - 100+
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 100
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 105
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 85-
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100

[Reichu]

Eva-02 is getting eaten already? Bawwww.

Don't you like cheese?

Cheese? Could have fooled me...

My avatar was selected quite purposefully in order to instill fear in the hearts of the masses at this most won-der-ful time of the year.

[skikes]

Eva-02 is getting eaten already? Bawwww.

Your pathetic attempt at being on topic is... pathetic. Yes, I noticed. WE ALL NOTICED!

Cheese? Could have fooled me...

My avatar was selected quite purposefully in order to instill fear in the hearts of the masses at this most won-der-ful time of the year.

Yes, cheese. Dirty minded Reichu is Dirty minded. Proof? Here, I has some... Full image

Also, your avatar... Is working.

For future reference:

SPOILER: Show

Hey you, yeah you! Why are you reading The Eva Graveyard?

[Reichu]

Sachiel shoves his core in Eva-01's face and gets a funny feeling. +5
One of the harpies uses up the lipstick and forgets to get more. -5

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 85
Adam - 105
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 105
Sachiel - 105
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 105
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 85
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100

[Seele00TextOnly]

Tunniel destroys Tokyo-3 before Matarael can even manage to lumber its ass over there.

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 105
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 85
Adam - 105
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 110
Sachiel - 105
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 105
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 80
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100

[Kendrix]

EVA 01 gets a nice Meal made of some Zeruel, with a little Gendo and Eva 03/Bardiel/Shikinami as side-sishes.

SPOILER: Show

From Rebuild-GNR with love!

Matarael meets Mari.

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 110
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 85
Adam - 105
Lilith - 100
Tunniel - 110
Sachiel - 105
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 105
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 75
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100

[child of Lilith]

Lilith +
Matarael -

Eva-00 - 100
Eva-01 - 110
Eva-02 - 95
Eva-03 - 100
Eva-04 - 105
Eva-05 - 90
Eva-06 - 100
Eva-Series - 85
Adam - 105
Lilith - 105+
Tunniel - 110
Sachiel - 105
Shamshel - 100
Ramiel - 110
Gaghiel - 100
Clockiel - 105
Israfel - 100
Sandalphon - 100
Matarael - 70-
Sahaquiel - 100
Ireul - 105
Leliel - 100
Bardiel - 100
Zeruel - 95
Arael - 105
Armisael - 100