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ITT: You wish fictional characters a Happy Birthday.

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:46 am

Asuka Langley Soryu

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Age 13
Birthday 12/04/2001
Seiyū Yuko Miyamura


Happy Birthday, Asuka!

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Asuka turned NINE lol
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Postby Holy Diver » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:53 am

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag mein Führer!

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Just 7 more years...
Deus Io Vult! (God wills it!)
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Postby Galaxy News Reidio » Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:56 am

Happy birthday, Asuka! I got you a nice new dolly!
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Postby soul.assassin » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:44 am

Happy Birthday to the girl who made the words "ARE YOU STUPID?!" famous. :)

IRL: I raise a toast to Yuko Miyamura, great voice, a survivor, and a really nice woman. ;)

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Postby Bagheera » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:23 pm

Happy birthday kid! Hang in there.

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:44 pm

The scary thing is, I actually know an 11 year old red head girl who looks and acts just like Asuka. She's a ballerina dancer who bested a little black boy in a dance competition when she was 9. She was part of a dance competition TV pilot I edited last year.

Wait... she might be 13 now. Oh, now I forget. I'm not exactly sure when they shot her footage or how old she was when they shot it. Never mind.

Anyway, um... Happy Birthday, fictitious anime character. Tell your stereotypes to quite following me around. I'm having to fend off pre-adolescent girls with a baseball bat these days, and they're all gonna kill someone if I ever start dating.
:asuka_geh:

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Postby skikes » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:53 pm

Happy B-day Asuka... you have the hottest rack of any 13 year old I've ever seen. Congratulations.
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Postby BiQ » Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:15 pm

Happy birthday Asuka! I know it's hard on you with being an eva pilot and studying in college and whatnot, but remember to take it easy sometimes, too.
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Postby AshPhoenix » Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:33 pm

Happy birthday Asuka! Even though you're a fictional character, I'm sure everybody here feels a deep emotional connection with you! :)
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Postby C.A.P. » Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:36 pm

Happy Birthday, you thing from another world, you!

:asuka_happy:
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Postby Allemann » Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:36 pm

View Original PostAshPhoenix wrote:Happy birthday Asuka! Even though you're a fictional character, I'm sure everybody here feels a deep sexual attraction for you! :)


Fixed.

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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:37 pm

View Original Postskikes wrote:Happy B-day Asuka... you have the hottest rack of any 13 year old I've ever seen. Congratulations.

You sir will get the pedo-bear seal of aproval when I find it. Relish in that honor.

Now for Asuka's gift. Im giving her Shinji, in nothing but rope. Hawt for them both, its going to be a very happy birthday indeed.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:44 pm

View Original PostAllemann wrote:Fixed.

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View Original PostC.A.P. wrote:Happy Birthday, you thing from another world, you!

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Postby Azathoth » Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:17 pm

One day closer to your eventual nervous breakdown, blinding, impalement, rape, cannibalism, death, complete psychological disintegration, and maybe if you're lucky a reconstruction to the point where you can at least reach out to other people. [s:1ird4qwk]And a demeaningly badly written knockoff in a slutsuit[/s:1ird4qwk]

In fairness, that's about how I felt when I was fourteen, too. Happy fucking birthday.
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Postby DevRei17 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:18 pm

Happy Birthday Asuka!
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Postby Zan » Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:31 pm

Happy Birthday Asuka! I'll be sure to let everyone know it's your special day :asuka_happy:
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Postby Killer Bee » Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:17 pm

In honor of your 11th birthday, Asuka, I promise not to masturbate to pictures of you for a full 11 hours! :asuka_happy:

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Postby skikes » Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:21 pm

View Original PostKiller Bee wrote:In honor of your 11th birthday, Asuka, I promise not to masturbate to pictures of you for a full 11 hours! :asuka_happy:


This ladies and gentlemen is the world we live in. Do you love it?

Stay away from Mass Produced things in the future, 'kay?


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Postby Kaname Langley » Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:38 pm

:w00: :w00: Happy Birthday!!! My goddes!
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Postby child of Lilith » Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:38 pm

Happy birthday, Asuka!
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