The Great Anachronistic War

[Sun Stealer]

Greetings comrades! While reading the Tenant of Room 404, [s]quite possibly[/s] the best self-insert fic out there, written by our own Bobbq and cleverly hidden between his speeches on the evils of nuclear power and the english language, I first encountered the name of the Japanese National Socialist Party. I was later surprised to find out such an organization actually existed. While I could not determine if they were serious or just a group of larpers, I realized that this great and laughable threat demanded action effective immediately two days after my advisors and fellow party members managed to coax me out from under my desk.

Therefore, I, your great comrade and narrator, Chairman Kamenovich would like to announce the formation of the all-union Fake Union of psuedo-Communist Kaleidoscope-enthusiasts and declare a Great Anachronistic War against the (fascist/cosplaying[please cross out whichever is not the case]) hyenas and their vicious overlord, Rip Van Winkle, in defense of Holy Mother Hoboken, NJ and the progressive principles of Groucho-Chico-Harpoism. All those who have survived my purges up till this point are hereby ordered to volunteer for this organization (ours, not theirs). You will immediately begin speaking/writing in broken english in a poorly affected Russian accent (while on this thread or any other threads labeled F**K), rip off the popular capitalist boarding game Paranoia, tell Yakov Smirnov jokes("In Soviet Russia, You are fine for cat as well"), and other such mummery. We will be joined by our popular front allies, the british United Imitation Americans (because Brits do the most hilarious American impersonations), and the russian Commonwealth of British Stereotypes. Who will join me in building Psuedo-Communism? (ALL STAND FOR THE F**KING NATIONAL ANTHEM![url=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE793Q0MbiY[/url])