InstrumentalityOne#562982 wrote:That's actually pretty interesting in more ways than just one.

Really? Do go on.

But as soon as I touch her head, she does a complete 180, latches herself on my arm like a clamp, and starts to bite my hand and claw my entire arm with her back legs!!! That's nothing. To a cat, that's just playing. Now, a far more justified reason to get angry at a cat is when they pee on...

My leg hurts. I can't fall asleep. My throat is phlegmy and scratchy. The deformed middle toe on my right foot is rubbing up against its neighbor more than usual. There's a fresh zit beneath the right side of my lip. My sexual come-ons are never reciprocated by heterosexual men. That cat fol...

Seriously, if they're gonna be okay with amputees and tentacle rape what's so bad about Kaworu sexing up Shinji? The mind of the heterosexual is a bizarre and convoluted knot of guilt, fear and half-hearted justifications stemming from societal sexual repression. I've long given up tryi...

This thread has been godawful and dull as of late. I'm going to liven it up with what may be my brother's magnum opus, which I just transcribed from four sheets of typewritten paper. To young blonde women are sitting in a dim train terminal both were, lean in there late 20's. one was app...

Quadhonk wrote:Some old pictures from my midshipman days:

Why hello there.

Quadhonk#562553 wrote:That photo was actually taken during a cancer walk.

I'm gonna start callin' you Quadhunk. I'm sure I don't need to elaborate upon why.

Ornette didn't seem to believe I was a girl IRL, he kept referring to me as a "he" in his post and I got annoyed where I kept on correcting him. :lol: Wait, hold the phone. Are you trying to tell me that all the time I've spent masturbating to pictures of what I thought a semi-att...

I've currently got eight pages worth of dreams typed up and I've only covered two of the three days I dreamt last week. (Don't even know if I want to post Day 2 because of the certain lucidity prank my subconscious pulled on me, that involved two kinds of bait-and-switch.) I'...

You can get that sort of thing at CVS? I had assumed that because typewriters are mostly obsolete you'd have to go to a specialty store of something. They aren't really typewriter specific. Correction tape is basically the far superior, dry version of correction fluid, which most people cal...

The greatest irony here is your use of a veiled insult as a justification for your actions. Now kindly never drag me into one of your silly little spats again.

You're all so kind to me. Truth is, though I was relieved to write all that nonsense about my friends down, I regretted posting it once you all started lending me sympathetic ears. Honestly, I thought I was completely out of line going into a childish depressive state over a bunch of petty inter...

Jeez, Lil, if I don’t pop into this thread for awhile and you post a couple of dreams, PM me or something so I can read them before months and months pass. This first dream almost reads like a farcical parable. Of what, I’m not exactly sure, though as this is the year in which hundreds pray for the ...

Occupy Wall Street, my little orange hipster kitty, finally came back home after being gone for almost exactly three months.

He's sort of weird now, but it's nice to see his stupid, furry face.

If you recall, a year or so ago, I mentioned that an old acquaintance of mine who used to date this girl I kinda-sorta went out with was finally getting his shit together and wanted to direct this film he's been dreaming of making since he was in high school. It was tentatively a low-brow superh...

Three and a half years of college, if you're counting. I'm one of those folks who graduated right after turning seventeen. You were a year or more younger than most of the other boys in your class? Well, fuck, that explains why you leap at everybody with all the vicious insecurity of a tiny...

It's just awful. Simply awful. Having a pompous dick of a narrator constantly put down the protagonist just makes you root for him even harder. Ol' Barry's sort of a fuck up, sure, but he's better than that stuffy old fruitcup who har-har-hars along to another man's trainwreck of...

Any progress on Muggy's novel? No? Ok. If I ever continue the damn thing, EGF will be but a distant memory. I have many reasons for this, but the gist of it I can boil down to two basic points. The first is for purely pragmatic reasons: I won't be able to do shit with that sticky knot of no...

The Mona Lisa Foundation in Zurich reveals what could be an unfinished earlier version of the Mona Lisa painted by Leonardo da Vinci over ten years before completing the more famous one. There are some doubters, but most seem to think it's legit.

It's TDSA's birthday?

I wonder if erotic bakeries can do kaiju?

Tines, if you weren't a straight man, I would give you a big, sloppy kiss.