1) Wander around searching for a cat.

1) FIGHT THE POWAH!

#3. I'm interested in this candy bar/magic portal to Manhattan.

#1. He's obviously bluffing. Check raise on the flop.

#3. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

2) Answer truthfully and say you got lost.

Because you probably did at some point.

Yuki Nagato. Failing that, Lain Iwakura. Failing that , I guess Rena Ryuuguu, if only for the epic irony that is GARmoe and the fact that she has confirmed kills. First choice was going to be Washuu-chan, but I think it should be a rule that you can't have your waifu and be her too. If Agent Smi...

The Eleventeenth Doctor approves of this fanfic. There's only one glaring issue I can see, and that's a gross misunderstanding of the configuration of Misato's Car . The scenes in question work as they are, but I would add more emphasis on how awkward it is to squeeze four Japanese and o...

I resolve to post more often at EvaGeeks.

Also, world domination. But that's more of a long term goal, so...

5. Moar towels.

Can we sing AND use towel-fu?

If not, I second NemZ' idea.

If I sing a song, will you sing along? Or should I just keep singing right here by myself? If I tell you I'm strong, will you play along? Or will you see I'm as insecure as anybody else? If I follow along, does it mean I belong? Or will I keep on feeling different from everybody else? As lon...

As I recall, Asuka gets miffed if you don't ask first.

...so let's go with option 4.

I missed my chance to TURN ON LIGHT... Oh, well.

>I AM TEH Rei

...preferably wearing a pair of black cardboard sunglasses.

How about a massive AU cossover songfic set in Liberty City using the Shadowrun metaphysics model with an Eva-heavy plot and featuring guest appearances by Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop), Roger Smith (Big O), Section 9 (Ghost in the Shell), Verdandi et al (Ah! My Godess), A...

Yui-sama: Damnit! I already have this one. *puts another 100-yen piece in the slot and turns the handle*

I'll be right back, I promise. Sorry about that. Not long after that post I found myself... 'between jobs.' While my situation has now stabilized, my free time has evaporated. I'd like to at least pick up Ireul again, but I'm going very busy for another six weeks or so. We apolo...

After the Angels left, Ritsuko hastily moved to close the door. This was done with a grunt in an attempt to hide fear with annoyance. With the door closed, she picked up the foodstuffs left by Shinji and placed them upon a nearby table, oblivious to Kyoko's presence. "Now... Where were we?&...

Grampa, is this a WAFF fic? </savage> </obligatory>

Walking... Bipedal locomotion was a concept unfamiliar to Ireul. They had many opportunities to observe it, analyzed it in detail, but had yet to adapt it properly to their new form. And with no time left for further study, they had to wing it. A most disconcerting proposition. Ireul took one step f...