I think I'm starting to understand what the hell Nick Land was on about. In other news, I'm also now completely insaneweather crab, FLIPPIT zooooooooooooooom

You attempt to fight them now that you have donned your enchanted combat armor of Supreme Justice, but they are too fast. You can only conclude that the Dead Sea Scrolls power these drones, most likely due to some backroom deal with Obama's greasy Chicago deep-dish hands all over Keel's emaciated, v...

Q: Gee, chee, why are you such a dick on Evageeks?

A:

Back in 5th grade, i was on a massive kaiju kick that lasted for years. One day, my got my hands on ADV's VHS of Gamera: Guardian of the Universe. Before the movie, they had a couple of anime trailers, and one was for NGE. The sheer weirdness of the visual design stuck in my head forevermore, and on...

No man-made form of transportation can bring you to Pussy Heaven in such an unreasonable amount of time. But fortunately, you have a backup. You step over to your nightstand and open the top drawer. Buried underneath piles of gum wrappers, diaries stuffed with paranoid rants and half-baked conspirac...

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyeeeeeesssssss

Edit: was that shinya fucking tsukamoto

Epigram opening a script I'm working on: Not long from now. Terror and counter-terror lock together into runaway meltdown as global finance disembowels itself across the trashscapes of the world village. The nervous systems of electronic culture relapse into identity- and optimism-addiction in the f...

You know that she only gets murder-threateningly angry when she's either incredibly hot and bothered or professionally embarrassed, and dammit you do love to take risks. You decide to tease her a bit more, just to get a rise. After all, a little flirting never ended in lawsuits and ruined careers, r...

You are unusually indecisive today. Normally, you hammer down just enough mouthwash in the morning to put on enough of a facade of bravado to make it past the shotgun traps and go to your job like a semi-functioning human being, and on days that you don't, you call in sick or just pretend that you'r...

...still need a tiebreaker

Need a tiebreaker fam

You are Ryoji Kaji. You are in the prime of your life, in which case it would be tragic if you were to be shot. Your profession is "secret agent" and you are attempting to triple cross the JSDF, an underground mad science pyramid, and a death cult that owns all of the banks. This increases...

Taking a serious crack at Deleuze's Cinema duology after a couple of past very not-serious cracks. It's a much different reading experience from the Capitalism and Schizophrenia books insofar as it actually tries to explain dense-as-hell concepts in clear language as opposed to the complete insanity...

It's going to be satisfying watching our generation's smug nostalgia evaporate once the first grandkid says "What the hell is a Nintendo 64?" followed by "Wow that's soooooo like retarded" and then uploads his consciousness to the Master Brain to tweet his high score on the Oculu...

You know, I think I'm just gonna pre-empt every possible negative view I could express in this thread just by saying that anime in general needs an enema.

Fucking hell, Boulez and Bowie within less than a week of each other? Already 2016 can screw itself.

I mean, Boulez I saw coming because the guy was seriously getting up there, but Bowie? Bowie seemed like he had at least another decade, which made it that much of a gut punch. Damn.

Dear Santa,

All I want is a BR box of Musashi Gundoh that I can just beam directly into my skull, so whenever I'm feeling down DJ Kentaro and ULTRA BRAiN can tell me to stand up for tomorrow

Regards,

Chee

I gotta wonder how many optimists gave Hitler the ol' "Believe in yourself and think positive!" spiel when he was a kid.

Between this and Godzilla: Resurgence my dong can't take this much kaiju-fueled expansion