Mr. Tines#573390 wrote:At the start of Q, he's spent half his existence as wincest soup, so that bridge was crossed long ago.

The circle is not complete until I get five minutes of non stop Spike Spencer screaming.

Logic is overrated. If Rei is still in Unit 1's core which is powering the magic technicolor spaceship, I have a theory. Yui and Rei will merge, and there will be a markedly less depressing version of Yui leaving earth from EoE. In that she will be alive, not frozen in an unmoving tomb for the r...

You'd think that Kaworu would notice there was something up with himself when he was breathing and talking in a vacuum. On the Moon.

Nope, nothing funny going on here.

When they say "imprisoned in a tesseract" they mean that metal cross-shaped thing. A fourth dimensional hypercube rendered in three dimensions would have that shape. It may be a reference to Heinlein's And He Built a Crooked House where a scientist builds a structure in that same shape...

I want a wall scroll or a poster or something of that. I have too much Rei junk, I must bring balance to the universe.

More than likely she's just dead. It sounds like Anno has trolled the Rei shippers and the Misato shippers. Something horrible will happen to Asuka in the next movie. I'm prepared. But they held hands and you can't take that away from me even if he was in a semi comatose daze and not rea...

Maybe the giant Rei head has something to do with the Eva graveyard from the original EoE. Like, not all of the Rei clones are successful and some of them come out all weird or grow huge. I don't know why they'd keep a big Rei head in the basement but I don't know why they'd hang up ...

The ending with the dropped SDAT clearly means that Shinji and Asuka are in love now and he's put Rei behind him and I can't hear you lalalalalalalalala

28 year old Asuka is mentally Pen-Pen, finally able to consummate love with Shinji. Calling it now.

StratoSakuya...AF#572815 wrote:IPEA and the Harpies send us their regards.

I read this as Ikea and the Herpes.

A quart of 4.0 will be Misato furniture shopping for her new apartment.

Also, an important question. What the fuck happens to Pen Pen?

I like me some brown chicks, if I had a reiquarium I'd make a brown Rei just for shits and giggles.

Ynnead#572785 wrote:So I had a thought. Shinji's still mentally 14 while Asuka and Mari are 28, now I'm not shipping person but doesn't that push any relationship with Asuka into rather creepy terrtory for Shinji?

I'm going to make a ruling here and say no. I am wise in the laws of animu.

Has this been posted yet? I didn't see it when I cruised through the thread earlier.



Holy shit this lady is hot, I hope she's not in it for like two seconds.

So Maya has a new hat. A saucy hat. I guess her hair is a little longer too, but meh.

Maybe she can't take it off... fused to her in the bardiel mess, perhaps? Would explain why they patched it up with colored duct tape rather than just giving her a new one. Point one: She was wearing a different suit during the attack. Point two: She switches suits again during the course of th...

Bagheera#572690 wrote:When was that ever not the case?

I meant 14 extra years. Soryu is Asuka Red Label, Shikinami is Asuka Black Label.

JimmyWolk#572656 wrote:It'd be funny if it'd now end as straight up A/S, now that it'd be all awkward due to that "28 year old mind" thing.

She's had 14 years to distill her tsundere, to plot and plan, over a decade of bakas and slaps saved up. He'll be defenseless. Putty in her hands.

Question though: Does this movie succeed in going into the "Darker" direction of Evangelion that we predicted? Cause I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing dark at all. Everything I've seen so far indicates a balls to the wall technicolor nightmarescape that's a rejection of th...

bobbyfischer's ghost#572636 wrote:14 physically 28 mentally.

So if she's 28 mentally, when she sees Shinji is she going to be all like "bitch get your pants off" or what?

I can only imagine what seeing the actual movie is going to be like. I expect it to be a transcendental experience. God will emerge from my television in the form of a fourteen year old anime girl and explain the inner workings of the universe to my fractured mind.